👽Self-insert Boy👽

My name is Dex (Mason is fine too) and this is a blog dedicated to me self-inserting myself into all the things I like~ Let's all be happy campers here! Icon by Liz Wilson

[catchymemes]

[haleyincarnate]

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[lilacs-flower-garden]

Attending to your f/o while they’re injured is a top tier fantasy….like cleaning their wounds???? Gently bandaging them up????? Chastising them for being so reckless to get hurt because you’re actually very concerned for them???? And then you have a tender moment where they promise to be more careful so they don’t worry you again?????? The vulnerability and intimacy of it all???????? GOOD shit

[draayder]

I don’t know how to tell you this but Marie Kondo is LITERALLY a parent of toddlers

[pamayapaya]

I just really love all those ships that are like:

Character A: *does anything*

Character B:

[gummybyte]

What’s up gamers, do you ever cry over a fictional man

[ask-masondemoone]

TAZ S/I: Moon of Raven’s Roost

Name: Moon Race: Half-Elf Class: Ranger Background: Clan Crafter/ Weapon Smith HP: 11/ Initiative: 4/ Speed: 30 AC: 15/ Proficiency: +2 STR: 12 (+1) Save: (+3) DEX: 18 (+4) Save: (+6) CON: 13 (+1) Save: (+1) INT: 15 (+2) Save: (+2) WIS: 11 (0)  Save: (0) CHA: 17 (+3) Save: (+3)

Feats:

Half-elf:

- DarkVision

- Immune to magical sleep, Advantage on saves vs charmed. - Two Extra Skill proficiencies Clan Crafter: - Dwarves tend to offer assistance and lodging. Ranger: - Gain Advantage on survival and INT checks concerning chosen creature type, and knows a language spoken by those creatures. - Gain Advantage on WIS and INT checks concerning chosen terrain, and bonuses while traveling through that terrain.

Armor Proficiencies:

- Light armor, medium armor, shields

Weapon Proficiencies:

- Simple weapons, martial weapons

Tool Proficiencies:

- Smith’s Tools

Language Proficiencies:

- Common, Elvish, Dwarvish, Giant

Equipment:

- Leather armor

- Shortsword (2)

- longbow

- Explorer’s Pack

- Arrows (20)

- Smith’s tools

- Trademark chisel

- Set of traveler’s clothes

- Gem (worth 10gp)

- pouch

Personality: Moon is an honorable person. After what happened in Raven’s Roost, he became closed off and not willing to reach out to the rest of Faerun. He travels around the land and helps people, usually with dispatching large animals or the odd bandit caravan. He is kind, thoughtful, and just a bit too broody. Ideals: He wants his old life back, but he knows he never can. So, he does his best to make the world a nicer place, in hopes to prevent what happened to his friends and family. Bonds: His friends and family all perished in the Siege of Raven’s Roost. He’s vaguely aware that someone else made it out, but he, for the life of him, can’t remember them. He has a few other friends scattered across the country; A dwarf woman who helps him engineer new weapons; a human warlock (suspected to be a lich) who Moon helped rescue, and is begrudgingly honorbound to help him; A Pirate captain; A prince; And he’s not against making new friends, but he keeps them at a distance. Flaws: Moon is a stubborn, and at times, too self-reliant person, He’ll run himself into the dirt before he even attempts to think about considering asking for help. He has ‘Lone Wolf’ syndrome. The world is on his shoulders and he has to do it all alone. Nevertheless, he is ambivalent to part-time companions.

[ask-masondemoone]

Dear Moon. It's been quite some time, I hope you're doing well. I hope my last sculpture got through fine, I remember you liked them so much. So, there's been some stuff happening at the Bureau, and I asked Lucinda if we could get you in to help, and she said yes! I'm so excited to see you again and so happy to have you coming down. I always miss you when we're not together. So excited to see you eventually. Lots of love, Magnus

“Shut-shut up! That’s GAY.”

[ask-masondemoone]

Grungle Grungle Bench

“... what?”

[ask-masondemoone]

Hey Moon it’s Magnus, I just wanted to call and say Taako Merle and I are going on an adventure and I was wondering if you wanted to come with us. If not that’s cool maybe we can get together after for a drink either way I’d really like to see you and hope it can be sometime soon. Ok talk to you later... This is Magnus

“Yeah... this is Magnus’ alright... I’ll write him back later.”

[mangosdoodles-moved]

To My S/I (UPDATE: November 2018)

yUP, YOU READ IT RIGHT!!

To My S/I is coming back, wOOOO :D

I’ve decided that the next To My S/I event is next week, that means from 9th to 11th of November! Here we go again~!

TLDR: THE NEXT TO MY S/I EVENT IS FROM 9TH TO 11TH OF NOVEMBER!! UNTIL THEN, REBLOG TO SPREAD THIS AROUND :D

[nkmalteregos]

what’s this??

[self-shipping-angel]

Omg yass!!!! I am so signing up again!!!

[katsukis-soulmate]

BUT WHAT IS IT

[mangosdoodles-moved]

An event where you go on anon and write letters to people as their F/O’s!! And if they don’t accept anons, you can send your letters to me and I’ll deliver them for you!!

[sirlemoose-art]

⭐My Dreamiest Daddy in celebration of the new release ⭐

[me-myself-and-my-fos]

Imagine going on a drive with your f/o

It’s 6am during the winter so it’s still dark outside. You both sit in the comfortably heated car as you drive through the city/town. You looked at the stars that are still visible, admire the colors of the rising sun, awe at the lights of buildings with signs lit or lights on that could be seen through the windows. You have the radio on max volume or have a playlist on shuffle. They quietly begin singing to the music before their voice rises. Soon you’re both belting along to the lyrics, hidden in your own little bubble of bliss. After a while you two get some coffee/tea/milk/juice and some breakfast. You park at the most secluded area of the place you call home and sit on the hood of the car and eat, enjoying each other’s presence.

[remember-love-thyself]

Imagine

Attending a masquerade ball with your f/o, with a catch. Both of you arrive not knowing what mask the other one is wearing. So upon arrival it’s a game of trying to find eachother. You search for a long time, almost giving up when you are suddenly asked if you would like to dance. Looking upon the stranger - you would recognize the eyes of your f/o anywhere and gladly accept their hand. As they lead you to the dance floor, they draw you close and whisper how much they missed you, how worried they were that they may not have found you, and how much they love having you here in their arms.

[selfshipsugguestions]

Reminder that even if your F/O has a cannon love interest, they still adore you with all their heart. That love interest doesn’t hold a candle to you in light of their affections. 

[selfshipsugguestions]

You… you get it 

[purplebuddhaproject]

“Thank you for loving me when I still tasted of heartache and war.”

— Nikita Gill (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[selfinsertlove]

Selfship Prompts!

Writing:

Your F/O meeting you in the real world / this current time / however that works.

Meeting your F/O’s friends for the first time (Bonus: Your F/o has not stopped talking about you to them.)

Comforting your F/O / helping them relax after a long day~~

Your F/o is worried about something! Reassure them!

Songfic for that One Song that reminds you of you and them.

Staying up WAY TOO LATE with your f/o

Gossiping with some of your other favorite characters!

Drawing:

Obligatory WALKING IN ON YOUR F/O SHOWERING PROMPT Or changing. Or whatever. Y'know.

Watching a scary movie together

FIRST DATE FIRST DATE FIRST DATE

Your F/O giving you googly eyes and getting all blushy and whatnot YOU DESERVE IT YOU KNOW THEY LOOK AT YOU LIKE THAT YOU CAN FEEL IT

Your F/O getting distracted by you doing something cute/sexy/being so darn charming & so freaking smart

Wearing each other’s clothes – either your f/o wearing your clothes or you wearing your f/o’s clothes or both, y'know

Falling asleep on each other