sorry mikey way im thinking ab william afton now

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[demontisms]

there are six types of mcr songs. no more no less. they are as follows:

i sucked a vampires dick in prison

i have seen great tragedy and it has shaped me as a person

i have got to run away from this town before it kills me / we have got to run away from this town before it kills us both

capitalism is the root of your misery

please dont kill yourself please please please don't kill yourself noo please please dont please-

an entirely self-contained story

[demontisms]

one thing about me is that i am from cleveland ohio and i will never shut up about it. thats MY decaying city. thats MY pollution. MY crumbling infrastructure. MY dysfunctional railway system. i LOVE my cleveland #mycleveland

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[the-muppet-joker]

I have sacrificed EVERYTHING for tumblr. My wife has left me. My children do not recognize my face. I have faced demonic attack, public execution, and erotic ego death, which is like normal ego death but you develop kinks that make Society despise you, like a psychosexual fixation on Kermit the Frog. "I like your shoelaces." THANKS, THEY TETHER ME TO THE GROUND I STAND ON! I AM UNABLE TO LEAVE! I WILL DIE HERE! I WILL DIE IN THIS HOUSE!

[autisticandroids]

andrew dabb theses:

- motherhood is inherently suffering, not in some noble duty way but in a senseless, needless way that could have been all prevented with a timely abortion

- little boys can never be forgiven

- your choices as a man are to be a worthless pussy or an irredeemable monster. no escape. kill yourself

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[mgsr]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[kosmogrl]

I know i’m gonna piss some people off but I need to speak my truth.. timothee chalamet is a loser

[kosmogrl]

#loser

[jetsjunkdrawer]

this misses the part where he said he'd lose money... hang on

“Cause I admire people, and I’ve done it myself, [who] go on a talk show and go, ‘Hey, we gotta keep movie theaters alive. You know, we gotta keep this genre alive.’ And another part of me feels like, if people wanna see it, like ‘Barbie,’ like ‘Oppenheimer,’ they’re gonna go see it and go out of their way and be loud and proud about it. And I don’t want to be working in ballet or opera, or things where it’s like, ‘Hey, keep this thing alive.’ Even though it’s like, no one cares about this anymore. All respect to the ballet and opera people out there. I just lost 14 cents in viewership. Damn, I just took shots for no reason."

And like sure, you can debate accessibility to artforms like ballet and opera. Or the prices. Or how artists are consistently struggling. Or how arts funding is often cut, and it makes it hard to function at times. Or any number of things.

But that's not really how he's phrasing it here. And not only is it dismissive of the fact that plenty of people do care, and that shows still sell out, and that the art forms are alive (in fact, in some places people are returning to ballet after giving it up in their earlier years but as a fun and expressive reconnection). His mother is a ballet dancer. His sister is one. He phrases things so dismissively and rudely here, then the 14 cents line? Jfc.

I don't know what he was thinking in this moment but it's all incredibly fucking stupid words.

[astronicht]

New medieval peasant cultural exchange post. Medieval peasant shows you the real night sky and you light on fire and explode.

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

@bookshelfdreams wait wait hold on give me a minute to process these tags 😭

[deathgasmic]

some of you are very nice to me and i just want to say thank you and i love u

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[melbournemethod]

this is so fucking funny i cant even be mad

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[chotimoti]

[wizardnuke]

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

[rubysevens]

i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb

[rubysevens]

update:

He did her right

[helloitsbees]

“he”?

[takemetoohigh]

confirmed

One of the hottest controversy of the month

[vagiilante]

I’ve seen this post a bunch and never once did I consider a scenario where it wasn’t about a woman.

[echossecondblog]

hey. Wanna hear something funny

HE IS A DUDE!

THE PLOT TWIST A LIFETIME

[haystarlight]

HE *DID* DO HER RIGHT!

[crazy-pages]

Help Von Recover From Top Surgery, organized by Von Morris

Hello! My name is Von. I am a trans dude out in Brooklyn and I finally have a top surger… Von Morris needs your support for Help Von Recove

Putting the link in the post.

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[naamahdarling]

As someone in a relationship with a Hawaiian shirt wearing trans dude who will, ah, do me right, my initial assumption was completely correct.

[dilftanger]

remember when the appropriate reaction to someone saying “girls are only interested in sports for the hot guys” was righteous outrage. instead of “yeah and i hope they kiss teehee!”

[dilftanger]

it’s not about justifying the rpf or whatever. it’s about the fact that the first statement is misogynistic as hell and that the default response has gone from calling that shit out to agreeing + doubling down + making it into a silly little joke.

[sportsthoughts]

^

[gothfoxgirlboy]

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

[gothfoxgirlboy]

This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.

[gothfoxgirlboy]

Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything

[jean-jackit]

wrong ♡

chain lightning

[gothfoxgirlboy]

You're really gonna try chain lightning with a tongue in your mouth? You think that won't end horribly? You think you have more HP than me?

[crazysodomite]

*becomes offended and weirdly combative when you imply i have bones or internal organs*