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@ask-mightillustrator
Go to Paris anyway. It's a tourist attraction on account of it being a death trap. Oh and I guess there's superheroes too. Which probably contributes a little.
Wow, that's nice.
Nothing like the threat of death to keep your blood pumping, I guess.
I think you need therapy. Or just.. all of Paris too.
Listen, the worst that can happen is you die, and the ladybugs bring you back to life.
Also, we have the Dupain-Cheng Bakery! I highly recommend.
If.
If I ate an akuma. Would my tongue turn into an akumatized villain? Or would it just taste really weird?
I like to think that you’d a) crush the akuma out of the butterfly and b) unalive the butterfly (sadly)
*Honk* 🪿
Honk, honk, bitch.
Inconsistent typing styles? Me?
Why, never.
Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you ever just wanna go apeshit?
Yes. All the time.
Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you ever just wanna go apeshit?
@ask-mightillustrator @heardthatyouweretalkingshit
Can I go apeshit--
only if i can as well :)
well, now that my court mandated social media break is over:
who wants some coffee…?
....
Ask game??
sure i have a fun one!!
credit card number?
expiry date?
three little numbers on the back?
Sure!
1) 6262527872-9
2) 09/2030
3) 3692
lu my sweetheart beloved boyfriend please tell me these are not your actual card details
please
Yeah they are! Why? Shouldn't I tell them?
Dear brother please change your credit card info right now
Lila if you even think of stealing and using his info I will personally get you arrested for credit card fraud
Wait whyyyyyyy
uhhh because Lila is going to use your card to pay for her own stuff?
Alright that's sharing!
Note to self: keep an eye on Blue Couffaine to prevent Crimes (on him).
Thank you!!!!!
I’d like you to know that this is a thinly veiled friendly insult. You’re a naïve idiot, in the best way possible.
in my defense how does a boy get to this age and not know to not do that
In your defense..?
Lila, are you Luka?
hahaha of course not!! why would you think that?
Grammar.
Then again, most people make mistakes daily. I can attribute this to that.
most people, but not all!! i can attribute to that /j
Hey Lila, saying you don’t make mistakes is admitting you’re inhuman.
:)
Paris feels too quiet right now.
Maybe the universal New Year’s Resolution is to “speak only when you have something to say?”
I hope that nothing bad happens today.
What could possibly happen?
Paris’s most persistent pestilential moth-man uses his magic butterfly powers to make someone magic and super powerful? And then they break the Eiffel Tower with the magic of flying pencils?
That would actually be really fun to do today.
What, the breaking, or the being the Magic Moth Man with the Mystical Motherfucking Flappers?
Felix, are you Hawk Moth?
You can’t prove anything.
Flap flap.
What did you just say about my mother.
Oh, sorry. Flappy flap. Is that the right verb-object agreement?
Flappity. Flap. Flap. Flapper.
How. Did you become the president of the Franch?
I’ll never tell my secrets.
However, it does involve three cans of whipped cream and a toupee.
Oh—please describe. I will create a crudely drawn picture book from your escapades.
can someone help me im lost in ikea
What section are you in?
Paris feels too quiet right now.
Maybe the universal New Year’s Resolution is to “speak only when you have something to say?”
I hope that nothing bad happens today.
What could possibly happen?
Paris’s most persistent pestilential moth-man uses his magic butterfly powers to make someone magic and super powerful? And then they break the Eiffel Tower with the magic of flying pencils?
That would actually be really fun to do today.
What, the breaking, or the being the Magic Moth Man with the Mystical Motherfucking Flappers?
Felix, are you Hawk Moth?
You can’t prove anything.
it has as much evidence as me being the eiffel tower
I wouldn’t go that far. There is a lot more evidence of you being the Eiffel Tower.
such as?
You can’t be the Eiffel Tower, ‘cause the Eiffel has four legs, and you…
Wait a minute.
i have two legs actually as well as two arms there is a difference
Arms are just legs with better grappling capabilities.
....
Ask game??
sure i have a fun one!!
credit card number?
expiry date?
three little numbers on the back?
Sure!
1) 6262527872-9
2) 09/2030
3) 3692
lu my sweetheart beloved boyfriend please tell me these are not your actual card details
please
Yeah they are! Why? Shouldn't I tell them?
Dear brother please change your credit card info right now
Lila if you even think of stealing and using his info I will personally get you arrested for credit card fraud
Wait whyyyyyyy
uhhh because Lila is going to use your card to pay for her own stuff?
Alright that's sharing!
Note to self: keep an eye on Blue Couffaine to prevent Crimes (on him).
Thank you!!!!!
I’d like you to know that this is a thinly veiled friendly insult. You’re a naïve idiot, in the best way possible.
in my defense how does a boy get to this age and not know to not do that
In your defense..?
Lila, are you Luka?
hahaha of course not!! why would you think that?
Grammar.
Then again, most people make mistakes daily. I can attribute this to that.
Paris feels too quiet right now.
Maybe the universal New Year’s Resolution is to “speak only when you have something to say?”
I hope that nothing bad happens today.
What could possibly happen?
Paris’s most persistent pestilential moth-man uses his magic butterfly powers to make someone magic and super powerful? And then they break the Eiffel Tower with the magic of flying pencils?
That would actually be really fun to do today.
What, the breaking, or the being the Magic Moth Man with the Mystical Motherfucking Flappers?
Felix, are you Hawk Moth?
You can’t prove anything.
Flap flap.
What did you just say about my mother.
Oh, sorry. Flappy flap. Is that the right verb-object agreement?
Flappity. Flap. Flap. Flapper.
How. Did you become the president of the Franch?
....
Ask game??
sure i have a fun one!!
credit card number?
expiry date?
three little numbers on the back?
Sure!
1) 6262527872-9
2) 09/2030
3) 3692
lu my sweetheart beloved boyfriend please tell me these are not your actual card details
please
Yeah they are! Why? Shouldn't I tell them?
Dear brother please change your credit card info right now
Lila if you even think of stealing and using his info I will personally get you arrested for credit card fraud
Wait whyyyyyyy
uhhh because Lila is going to use your card to pay for her own stuff?
Alright that's sharing!
Note to self: keep an eye on Blue Couffaine to prevent Crimes (on him).
Thank you!!!!!
I’d like you to know that this is a thinly veiled friendly insult. You’re a naïve idiot, in the best way possible.
in my defense how does a boy get to this age and not know to not do that
In your defense..?
Lila, are you Luka?
Paris feels too quiet right now.
Maybe the universal New Year’s Resolution is to “speak only when you have something to say?”
I hope that nothing bad happens today.
What could possibly happen?
Paris’s most persistent pestilential moth-man uses his magic butterfly powers to make someone magic and super powerful? And then they break the Eiffel Tower with the magic of flying pencils?
That would actually be really fun to do today.
What, the breaking, or the being the Magic Moth Man with the Mystical Motherfucking Flappers?
Felix, are you Hawk Moth?
You can’t prove anything.
Flap flap.
What did you just say about my mother.
Oh, sorry. Flappy flap. Is that the right verb-object agreement?
Paris feels too quiet right now.
Maybe the universal New Year’s Resolution is to “speak only when you have something to say?”
I hope that nothing bad happens today.
What could possibly happen?
Paris’s most persistent pestilential moth-man uses his magic butterfly powers to make someone magic and super powerful? And then they break the Eiffel Tower with the magic of flying pencils?
That would actually be really fun to do today.
What, the breaking, or the being the Magic Moth Man with the Mystical Motherfucking Flappers?
Felix, are you Hawk Moth?
You can’t prove anything.
it has as much evidence as me being the eiffel tower
I wouldn’t go that far. There is a lot more evidence of you being the Eiffel Tower.
such as?
You can’t be the Eiffel Tower, ‘cause the Eiffel has four legs, and you…
Wait a minute.
Paris feels too quiet right now.
Maybe the universal New Year’s Resolution is to “speak only when you have something to say?”
I hope that nothing bad happens today.
What could possibly happen?
Paris’s most persistent pestilential moth-man uses his magic butterfly powers to make someone magic and super powerful? And then they break the Eiffel Tower with the magic of flying pencils?
That would actually be really fun to do today.
What, the breaking, or the being the Magic Moth Man with the Mystical Motherfucking Flappers?
Felix, are you Hawk Moth?
You can’t prove anything.
Flap flap.
