Moxxie Roleplay Blog

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[ask-moxxie]

“Hi there, do you… need anything?”

Moxxie Roleplay Blog!

Some baseline stuff: There’s obviously going to be sexual references, violence, threats, etc. This is a 16+ blog.

Mod Note: I am autistic and a dumbass. You can call me Rory if talking OOC. Mod is 20.

I also run @hazbin-ocs-rp, @trace-fishdemon, @cat-alastor-summoner, @niffty-gal, @ask-fizzy-jester, and @silver-amor

Roleplay group:

Blitz - @blitz-officials

Loona - @loona-loves-dad

Moxxie (me) - @ask-moxxie

Stolas - @stolas-arsgoetia-rp

Octavia - @starfire-via

Verosika - @ask-verosika

Fizzarolli (me) - @ask-fizzy-jester

Emberlynn - @emberlynn-official

[blitz-silento]

*Ring ring! Ring ring! There’s a call from Moxxie at 6am*

@ask-moxxie (hi!)

Blitzø groaned and answered his phone. "The fuck do you want, Mox!? Do you have any idea what time it is?"

[ask-moxxie]

“Yes! I’m aware what time it is! I went in early to get some paperwork done, but there’s a bit of a situation in the office! Can you get over here like. Now?!”

There’s yelling in the background.

“I KNOW, KAREN!! GIVE ME FIVE FUCKING MINUTES!!”

[blitz-silento]

"Weellllll that's what you get for tryin' to get paperwork done," Blitzø sassed as he got up to get changed. "Why do ya think I kept filin' paperwork in the trash?"

[ask-moxxie]

“Actually, this wouldn’t be an issue if we’d done our paperwork properly! Because thanks to someone’s lazy and idiotic attempts to bypass paperwork, every single client of ours that has a bank account, just got their entire account drained and sent to us! So now I have a crowd of angry former clients trying to break into the office to get their money back! Including the teacher and the inventors!”

“Can you wake Loona up to help you keep the crowd out of the office while I do damage control and try to fix this?!”

[blitz-silento]

"Yeah maybe wakin' Loony at this hour will help scare 'em off," Blitzø said. "She is not a morning person." The imp knocked on his daughter's bedroom door and there was a loud thump in response. Loona must have thrown something against the door. "Be there in ten, Mox."

[ask-moxxie]

There’s a click and the call ends.

When he gets there with a very annoyed Loona, he exits the elevator and turns down the hall to see an actual crowd of former clients at the office’s front door, which is presumably being barely barricaded closed by Moxxie.

[blitz-silento]

"Aw, shit," Blitzø used the crystal Stolas gave him and created a portal into the office, taking Loona with him. "Mox?" he called out once they were through.

[ask-moxxie]

He sees Moxxie at the door, his back pressed against a shelf that’s pressed against the door. He’s desperately trying to scribble something out on a piece of paper with his free hand.

“Hey there, boss! Nice of you to join me!”

[blitz-silento]

"Soooooo I'm gonna guess they're not here for autographs?" Blitzø asked.

[ask-moxxie]

“What do you think?” He retorts sarcastically.

[blitz-silento]

“Sheesh, Mox, you shoulda had coffee this mornin’,” Blitzø commented. “Whaddya need from me?”

[ask-moxxie]

“Keep them out of the office while I fix this, you idiot! I already told you over the call!” He growls, clearly not in a mood for jokes.

[blitz-silento]

Blitzø rolled his eyes and went to the door, holding it closed. “Make it quick, Mox.”

[ask-moxxie]

Moxxie rushes into his office, rapidly clicking away at his computer, comparing notes he took on the sheet of paper.

[blitz-silento]

Blitzø heard all the shouting through the door and a lot of them were colorful choices of words and phrases. “Well if you want that service you have to pay higher rates!” the imp shouted through the door.

[ask-moxxie]

Moxxie continues typing away.

“Alright, I think I’ve got the correct funds sorted! Now I just have to contact every one of their banks and transfer them back.”

[blitz-silento]

“Look, lady, I already said if you wanna fuck my employee you gotta pay a higher price than what I charged you to kill your ex!” Blitzø shouted through the door.

[ask-moxxie]

Moxxie starts quickly transferring the funds back as fast as he could.

“Almost done! Tell them to check their accounts!”

[blitz-silento]

“Look you should have enough in your account now! All of you!”

[ask-moxxie]

Most of them are quick to doubt and get even angrier, but within a minute, they start to actually notice the corrected mistake and leave. A few of them stay, however, now demanding compensation for the mistake.

[blitz-silento]

Blitzø sighed at the ones who stayed. “Ugh! Fuck! Fine. Twenty percent off your nest kill!”

[ask-moxxie]

It takes a bit, but Blitz is able to get them settle down, even if they’re still slightly pissed and most definitely annoying. Meanwhile, Moxxie walks up.

“Hey sir, sorry about waking you up like this.”

[blitz-silento]

*Ring ring! Ring ring! There’s a call from Moxxie at 6am*

@ask-moxxie (hi!)

Blitzø groaned and answered his phone. "The fuck do you want, Mox!? Do you have any idea what time it is?"

[ask-moxxie]

“Yes! I’m aware what time it is! I went in early to get some paperwork done, but there’s a bit of a situation in the office! Can you get over here like. Now?!”

There’s yelling in the background.

“I KNOW, KAREN!! GIVE ME FIVE FUCKING MINUTES!!”

[blitz-silento]

"Weellllll that's what you get for tryin' to get paperwork done," Blitzø sassed as he got up to get changed. "Why do ya think I kept filin' paperwork in the trash?"

[ask-moxxie]

“Actually, this wouldn’t be an issue if we’d done our paperwork properly! Because thanks to someone’s lazy and idiotic attempts to bypass paperwork, every single client of ours that has a bank account, just got their entire account drained and sent to us! So now I have a crowd of angry former clients trying to break into the office to get their money back! Including the teacher and the inventors!”

“Can you wake Loona up to help you keep the crowd out of the office while I do damage control and try to fix this?!”

[blitz-silento]

"Yeah maybe wakin' Loony at this hour will help scare 'em off," Blitzø said. "She is not a morning person." The imp knocked on his daughter's bedroom door and there was a loud thump in response. Loona must have thrown something against the door. "Be there in ten, Mox."

[ask-moxxie]

There’s a click and the call ends.

When he gets there with a very annoyed Loona, he exits the elevator and turns down the hall to see an actual crowd of former clients at the office’s front door, which is presumably being barely barricaded closed by Moxxie.

[blitz-silento]

"Aw, shit," Blitzø used the crystal Stolas gave him and created a portal into the office, taking Loona with him. "Mox?" he called out once they were through.

[ask-moxxie]

He sees Moxxie at the door, his back pressed against a shelf that’s pressed against the door. He’s desperately trying to scribble something out on a piece of paper with his free hand.

“Hey there, boss! Nice of you to join me!”

[blitz-silento]

"Soooooo I'm gonna guess they're not here for autographs?" Blitzø asked.

[ask-moxxie]

“What do you think?” He retorts sarcastically.

[blitz-silento]

“Sheesh, Mox, you shoulda had coffee this mornin’,” Blitzø commented. “Whaddya need from me?”

[ask-moxxie]

“Keep them out of the office while I fix this, you idiot! I already told you over the call!” He growls, clearly not in a mood for jokes.

[blitz-silento]

Blitzø rolled his eyes and went to the door, holding it closed. “Make it quick, Mox.”

[ask-moxxie]

Moxxie rushes into his office, rapidly clicking away at his computer, comparing notes he took on the sheet of paper.

[blitz-silento]

Blitzø heard all the shouting through the door and a lot of them were colorful choices of words and phrases. “Well if you want that service you have to pay higher rates!” the imp shouted through the door.

[ask-moxxie]

Moxxie continues typing away.

“Alright, I think I’ve got the correct funds sorted! Now I just have to contact every one of their banks and transfer them back.”

[blitz-silento]

“Look, lady, I already said if you wanna fuck my employee you gotta pay a higher price than what I charged you to kill your ex!” Blitzø shouted through the door.

[ask-moxxie]

Moxxie starts quickly transferring the funds back as fast as he could.

“Almost done! Tell them to check their accounts!”

[blitz-silento]

“Look you should have enough in your account now! All of you!”

[ask-moxxie]

Most of them are quick to doubt and get even angrier, but within a minute, they start to actually notice the corrected mistake and leave. A few of them stay, however, now demanding compensation for the mistake.

[blitz-silento]

*Ring ring! Ring ring! There’s a call from Moxxie at 6am*

@ask-moxxie (hi!)

Blitzø groaned and answered his phone. "The fuck do you want, Mox!? Do you have any idea what time it is?"

[ask-moxxie]

“Yes! I’m aware what time it is! I went in early to get some paperwork done, but there’s a bit of a situation in the office! Can you get over here like. Now?!”

There’s yelling in the background.

“I KNOW, KAREN!! GIVE ME FIVE FUCKING MINUTES!!”

[blitz-silento]

"Weellllll that's what you get for tryin' to get paperwork done," Blitzø sassed as he got up to get changed. "Why do ya think I kept filin' paperwork in the trash?"

[ask-moxxie]

“Actually, this wouldn’t be an issue if we’d done our paperwork properly! Because thanks to someone’s lazy and idiotic attempts to bypass paperwork, every single client of ours that has a bank account, just got their entire account drained and sent to us! So now I have a crowd of angry former clients trying to break into the office to get their money back! Including the teacher and the inventors!”

“Can you wake Loona up to help you keep the crowd out of the office while I do damage control and try to fix this?!”

[blitz-silento]

"Yeah maybe wakin' Loony at this hour will help scare 'em off," Blitzø said. "She is not a morning person." The imp knocked on his daughter's bedroom door and there was a loud thump in response. Loona must have thrown something against the door. "Be there in ten, Mox."

[ask-moxxie]

There’s a click and the call ends.

When he gets there with a very annoyed Loona, he exits the elevator and turns down the hall to see an actual crowd of former clients at the office’s front door, which is presumably being barely barricaded closed by Moxxie.

[blitz-silento]

"Aw, shit," Blitzø used the crystal Stolas gave him and created a portal into the office, taking Loona with him. "Mox?" he called out once they were through.

[ask-moxxie]

He sees Moxxie at the door, his back pressed against a shelf that’s pressed against the door. He’s desperately trying to scribble something out on a piece of paper with his free hand.

“Hey there, boss! Nice of you to join me!”

[blitz-silento]

"Soooooo I'm gonna guess they're not here for autographs?" Blitzø asked.

[ask-moxxie]

“What do you think?” He retorts sarcastically.

[blitz-silento]

“Sheesh, Mox, you shoulda had coffee this mornin’,” Blitzø commented. “Whaddya need from me?”

[ask-moxxie]

“Keep them out of the office while I fix this, you idiot! I already told you over the call!” He growls, clearly not in a mood for jokes.

[blitz-silento]

Blitzø rolled his eyes and went to the door, holding it closed. “Make it quick, Mox.”

[ask-moxxie]

Moxxie rushes into his office, rapidly clicking away at his computer, comparing notes he took on the sheet of paper.

[blitz-silento]

Blitzø heard all the shouting through the door and a lot of them were colorful choices of words and phrases. “Well if you want that service you have to pay higher rates!” the imp shouted through the door.

[ask-moxxie]

Moxxie continues typing away.

“Alright, I think I’ve got the correct funds sorted! Now I just have to contact every one of their banks and transfer them back.”

[blitz-silento]

“Look, lady, I already said if you wanna fuck my employee you gotta pay a higher price than what I charged you to kill your ex!” Blitzø shouted through the door.

[ask-moxxie]

Moxxie starts quickly transferring the funds back as fast as he could.

“Almost done! Tell them to check their accounts!”

[blitz-silento]

*Ring ring! Ring ring! There’s a call from Moxxie at 6am*

@ask-moxxie (hi!)

Blitzø groaned and answered his phone. "The fuck do you want, Mox!? Do you have any idea what time it is?"

[ask-moxxie]

“Yes! I’m aware what time it is! I went in early to get some paperwork done, but there’s a bit of a situation in the office! Can you get over here like. Now?!”

There’s yelling in the background.

“I KNOW, KAREN!! GIVE ME FIVE FUCKING MINUTES!!”

[blitz-silento]

"Weellllll that's what you get for tryin' to get paperwork done," Blitzø sassed as he got up to get changed. "Why do ya think I kept filin' paperwork in the trash?"

[ask-moxxie]

“Actually, this wouldn’t be an issue if we’d done our paperwork properly! Because thanks to someone’s lazy and idiotic attempts to bypass paperwork, every single client of ours that has a bank account, just got their entire account drained and sent to us! So now I have a crowd of angry former clients trying to break into the office to get their money back! Including the teacher and the inventors!”

“Can you wake Loona up to help you keep the crowd out of the office while I do damage control and try to fix this?!”

[blitz-silento]

"Yeah maybe wakin' Loony at this hour will help scare 'em off," Blitzø said. "She is not a morning person." The imp knocked on his daughter's bedroom door and there was a loud thump in response. Loona must have thrown something against the door. "Be there in ten, Mox."

[ask-moxxie]

There’s a click and the call ends.

When he gets there with a very annoyed Loona, he exits the elevator and turns down the hall to see an actual crowd of former clients at the office’s front door, which is presumably being barely barricaded closed by Moxxie.

[blitz-silento]

"Aw, shit," Blitzø used the crystal Stolas gave him and created a portal into the office, taking Loona with him. "Mox?" he called out once they were through.

[ask-moxxie]

He sees Moxxie at the door, his back pressed against a shelf that’s pressed against the door. He’s desperately trying to scribble something out on a piece of paper with his free hand.

“Hey there, boss! Nice of you to join me!”

[blitz-silento]

"Soooooo I'm gonna guess they're not here for autographs?" Blitzø asked.

[ask-moxxie]

“What do you think?” He retorts sarcastically.

[blitz-silento]

“Sheesh, Mox, you shoulda had coffee this mornin’,” Blitzø commented. “Whaddya need from me?”

[ask-moxxie]

“Keep them out of the office while I fix this, you idiot! I already told you over the call!” He growls, clearly not in a mood for jokes.

[blitz-silento]

Blitzø rolled his eyes and went to the door, holding it closed. “Make it quick, Mox.”

[ask-moxxie]

Moxxie rushes into his office, rapidly clicking away at his computer, comparing notes he took on the sheet of paper.

[blitz-silento]

Blitzø heard all the shouting through the door and a lot of them were colorful choices of words and phrases. “Well if you want that service you have to pay higher rates!” the imp shouted through the door.

[ask-moxxie]

Moxxie continues typing away.

“Alright, I think I’ve got the correct funds sorted! Now I just have to contact every one of their banks and transfer them back.”

[blitz-silento]

*Ring ring! Ring ring! There’s a call from Moxxie at 6am*

@ask-moxxie (hi!)

Blitzø groaned and answered his phone. "The fuck do you want, Mox!? Do you have any idea what time it is?"

[ask-moxxie]

“Yes! I’m aware what time it is! I went in early to get some paperwork done, but there’s a bit of a situation in the office! Can you get over here like. Now?!”

There’s yelling in the background.

“I KNOW, KAREN!! GIVE ME FIVE FUCKING MINUTES!!”

[blitz-silento]

"Weellllll that's what you get for tryin' to get paperwork done," Blitzø sassed as he got up to get changed. "Why do ya think I kept filin' paperwork in the trash?"

[ask-moxxie]

“Actually, this wouldn’t be an issue if we’d done our paperwork properly! Because thanks to someone’s lazy and idiotic attempts to bypass paperwork, every single client of ours that has a bank account, just got their entire account drained and sent to us! So now I have a crowd of angry former clients trying to break into the office to get their money back! Including the teacher and the inventors!”

“Can you wake Loona up to help you keep the crowd out of the office while I do damage control and try to fix this?!”

[blitz-silento]

"Yeah maybe wakin' Loony at this hour will help scare 'em off," Blitzø said. "She is not a morning person." The imp knocked on his daughter's bedroom door and there was a loud thump in response. Loona must have thrown something against the door. "Be there in ten, Mox."

[ask-moxxie]

There’s a click and the call ends.

When he gets there with a very annoyed Loona, he exits the elevator and turns down the hall to see an actual crowd of former clients at the office’s front door, which is presumably being barely barricaded closed by Moxxie.

[blitz-silento]

"Aw, shit," Blitzø used the crystal Stolas gave him and created a portal into the office, taking Loona with him. "Mox?" he called out once they were through.

[ask-moxxie]

He sees Moxxie at the door, his back pressed against a shelf that’s pressed against the door. He’s desperately trying to scribble something out on a piece of paper with his free hand.

“Hey there, boss! Nice of you to join me!”

[blitz-silento]

"Soooooo I'm gonna guess they're not here for autographs?" Blitzø asked.

[ask-moxxie]

“What do you think?” He retorts sarcastically.

[blitz-silento]

“Sheesh, Mox, you shoulda had coffee this mornin’,” Blitzø commented. “Whaddya need from me?”

[ask-moxxie]

“Keep them out of the office while I fix this, you idiot! I already told you over the call!” He growls, clearly not in a mood for jokes.

[blitz-silento]

Blitzø rolled his eyes and went to the door, holding it closed. “Make it quick, Mox.”

[ask-moxxie]

Moxxie rushes into his office, rapidly clicking away at his computer, comparing notes he took on the sheet of paper.

[blitz-silento]

*Ring ring! Ring ring! There’s a call from Moxxie at 6am*

@ask-moxxie (hi!)

Blitzø groaned and answered his phone. "The fuck do you want, Mox!? Do you have any idea what time it is?"

[ask-moxxie]

“Yes! I’m aware what time it is! I went in early to get some paperwork done, but there’s a bit of a situation in the office! Can you get over here like. Now?!”

There’s yelling in the background.

“I KNOW, KAREN!! GIVE ME FIVE FUCKING MINUTES!!”

[blitz-silento]

"Weellllll that's what you get for tryin' to get paperwork done," Blitzø sassed as he got up to get changed. "Why do ya think I kept filin' paperwork in the trash?"

[ask-moxxie]

“Actually, this wouldn’t be an issue if we’d done our paperwork properly! Because thanks to someone’s lazy and idiotic attempts to bypass paperwork, every single client of ours that has a bank account, just got their entire account drained and sent to us! So now I have a crowd of angry former clients trying to break into the office to get their money back! Including the teacher and the inventors!”

“Can you wake Loona up to help you keep the crowd out of the office while I do damage control and try to fix this?!”

[blitz-silento]

"Yeah maybe wakin' Loony at this hour will help scare 'em off," Blitzø said. "She is not a morning person." The imp knocked on his daughter's bedroom door and there was a loud thump in response. Loona must have thrown something against the door. "Be there in ten, Mox."

[ask-moxxie]

There’s a click and the call ends.

When he gets there with a very annoyed Loona, he exits the elevator and turns down the hall to see an actual crowd of former clients at the office’s front door, which is presumably being barely barricaded closed by Moxxie.

[blitz-silento]

"Aw, shit," Blitzø used the crystal Stolas gave him and created a portal into the office, taking Loona with him. "Mox?" he called out once they were through.

[ask-moxxie]

He sees Moxxie at the door, his back pressed against a shelf that’s pressed against the door. He’s desperately trying to scribble something out on a piece of paper with his free hand.

“Hey there, boss! Nice of you to join me!”

[blitz-silento]

"Soooooo I'm gonna guess they're not here for autographs?" Blitzø asked.

[ask-moxxie]

“What do you think?” He retorts sarcastically.

[blitz-silento]

“Sheesh, Mox, you shoulda had coffee this mornin’,” Blitzø commented. “Whaddya need from me?”

[ask-moxxie]

“Keep them out of the office while I fix this, you idiot! I already told you over the call!” He growls, clearly not in a mood for jokes.

[blitz-silento]

*Ring ring! Ring ring! There’s a call from Moxxie at 6am*

@ask-moxxie (hi!)

Blitzø groaned and answered his phone. "The fuck do you want, Mox!? Do you have any idea what time it is?"

[ask-moxxie]

“Yes! I’m aware what time it is! I went in early to get some paperwork done, but there’s a bit of a situation in the office! Can you get over here like. Now?!”

There’s yelling in the background.

“I KNOW, KAREN!! GIVE ME FIVE FUCKING MINUTES!!”

[blitz-silento]

"Weellllll that's what you get for tryin' to get paperwork done," Blitzø sassed as he got up to get changed. "Why do ya think I kept filin' paperwork in the trash?"

[ask-moxxie]

“Actually, this wouldn’t be an issue if we’d done our paperwork properly! Because thanks to someone’s lazy and idiotic attempts to bypass paperwork, every single client of ours that has a bank account, just got their entire account drained and sent to us! So now I have a crowd of angry former clients trying to break into the office to get their money back! Including the teacher and the inventors!”

“Can you wake Loona up to help you keep the crowd out of the office while I do damage control and try to fix this?!”

[blitz-silento]

"Yeah maybe wakin' Loony at this hour will help scare 'em off," Blitzø said. "She is not a morning person." The imp knocked on his daughter's bedroom door and there was a loud thump in response. Loona must have thrown something against the door. "Be there in ten, Mox."

[ask-moxxie]

There’s a click and the call ends.

When he gets there with a very annoyed Loona, he exits the elevator and turns down the hall to see an actual crowd of former clients at the office’s front door, which is presumably being barely barricaded closed by Moxxie.

[blitz-silento]

"Aw, shit," Blitzø used the crystal Stolas gave him and created a portal into the office, taking Loona with him. "Mox?" he called out once they were through.

[ask-moxxie]

He sees Moxxie at the door, his back pressed against a shelf that’s pressed against the door. He’s desperately trying to scribble something out on a piece of paper with his free hand.

“Hey there, boss! Nice of you to join me!”

[blitz-silento]

"Soooooo I'm gonna guess they're not here for autographs?" Blitzø asked.

[ask-moxxie]

“What do you think?” He retorts sarcastically.

[blitz-silento]

*Ring ring! Ring ring! There’s a call from Moxxie at 6am*

@ask-moxxie (hi!)

Blitzø groaned and answered his phone. "The fuck do you want, Mox!? Do you have any idea what time it is?"

[ask-moxxie]

“Yes! I’m aware what time it is! I went in early to get some paperwork done, but there’s a bit of a situation in the office! Can you get over here like. Now?!”

There’s yelling in the background.

“I KNOW, KAREN!! GIVE ME FIVE FUCKING MINUTES!!”

[blitz-silento]

"Weellllll that's what you get for tryin' to get paperwork done," Blitzø sassed as he got up to get changed. "Why do ya think I kept filin' paperwork in the trash?"

[ask-moxxie]

“Actually, this wouldn’t be an issue if we’d done our paperwork properly! Because thanks to someone’s lazy and idiotic attempts to bypass paperwork, every single client of ours that has a bank account, just got their entire account drained and sent to us! So now I have a crowd of angry former clients trying to break into the office to get their money back! Including the teacher and the inventors!”

“Can you wake Loona up to help you keep the crowd out of the office while I do damage control and try to fix this?!”

[blitz-silento]

"Yeah maybe wakin' Loony at this hour will help scare 'em off," Blitzø said. "She is not a morning person." The imp knocked on his daughter's bedroom door and there was a loud thump in response. Loona must have thrown something against the door. "Be there in ten, Mox."

[ask-moxxie]

There’s a click and the call ends.

When he gets there with a very annoyed Loona, he exits the elevator and turns down the hall to see an actual crowd of former clients at the office’s front door, which is presumably being barely barricaded closed by Moxxie.

[blitz-silento]

"Aw, shit," Blitzø used the crystal Stolas gave him and created a portal into the office, taking Loona with him. "Mox?" he called out once they were through.

[ask-moxxie]

He sees Moxxie at the door, his back pressed against a shelf that’s pressed against the door. He’s desperately trying to scribble something out on a piece of paper with his free hand.

“Hey there, boss! Nice of you to join me!”

[blitz-silento]

*Ring ring! Ring ring! There’s a call from Moxxie at 6am*

@ask-moxxie (hi!)

Blitzø groaned and answered his phone. "The fuck do you want, Mox!? Do you have any idea what time it is?"

[ask-moxxie]

“Yes! I’m aware what time it is! I went in early to get some paperwork done, but there’s a bit of a situation in the office! Can you get over here like. Now?!”

There’s yelling in the background.

“I KNOW, KAREN!! GIVE ME FIVE FUCKING MINUTES!!”

[blitz-silento]

"Weellllll that's what you get for tryin' to get paperwork done," Blitzø sassed as he got up to get changed. "Why do ya think I kept filin' paperwork in the trash?"

[ask-moxxie]

“Actually, this wouldn’t be an issue if we’d done our paperwork properly! Because thanks to someone’s lazy and idiotic attempts to bypass paperwork, every single client of ours that has a bank account, just got their entire account drained and sent to us! So now I have a crowd of angry former clients trying to break into the office to get their money back! Including the teacher and the inventors!”

“Can you wake Loona up to help you keep the crowd out of the office while I do damage control and try to fix this?!”

[blitz-silento]

"Yeah maybe wakin' Loony at this hour will help scare 'em off," Blitzø said. "She is not a morning person." The imp knocked on his daughter's bedroom door and there was a loud thump in response. Loona must have thrown something against the door. "Be there in ten, Mox."

[ask-moxxie]

There’s a click and the call ends.

When he gets there with a very annoyed Loona, he exits the elevator and turns down the hall to see an actual crowd of former clients at the office’s front door, which is presumably being barely barricaded closed by Moxxie.

[blitz-silento]

*Ring ring! Ring ring! There’s a call from Moxxie at 6am*

@ask-moxxie (hi!)

Blitzø groaned and answered his phone. "The fuck do you want, Mox!? Do you have any idea what time it is?"

[ask-moxxie]

“Yes! I’m aware what time it is! I went in early to get some paperwork done, but there’s a bit of a situation in the office! Can you get over here like. Now?!”

There’s yelling in the background.

“I KNOW, KAREN!! GIVE ME FIVE FUCKING MINUTES!!”

[blitz-silento]

"Weellllll that's what you get for tryin' to get paperwork done," Blitzø sassed as he got up to get changed. "Why do ya think I kept filin' paperwork in the trash?"

[ask-moxxie]

“Actually, this wouldn’t be an issue if we’d done our paperwork properly! Because thanks to someone’s lazy and idiotic attempts to bypass paperwork, every single client of ours that has a bank account, just got their entire account drained and sent to us! So now I have a crowd of angry former clients trying to break into the office to get their money back! Including the teacher and the inventors!”

“Can you wake Loona up to help you keep the crowd out of the office while I do damage control and try to fix this?!”

[blitz-silento]

*Ring ring! Ring ring! There’s a call from Moxxie at 6am*

@ask-moxxie (hi!)

Blitzø groaned and answered his phone. "The fuck do you want, Mox!? Do you have any idea what time it is?"

[ask-moxxie]

“Yes! I’m aware what time it is! I went in early to get some paperwork done, but there’s a bit of a situation in the office! Can you get over here like. Now?!”

There’s yelling in the background.

“I KNOW, KAREN!! GIVE ME FIVE FUCKING MINUTES!!”

[starfire-via-deactivated2025062]

//hey y'all

I'm going on hiatus w this blog, not sure when I'll get back to it but I really haven't been feeling Via as a muse/am feeling a little burnt out on HB rn so I'm gonna take a step back for a while

Love y'all 💕

[ask-moxxie]

//Alrighty!

[ask-moxxie]

He pauses for a moment, uncertain if Stolas, the adult version, knew his name already. “My name is Moxxie. I’m Blitz’s coworker.” He says, now a bit curious as to what’s really going on. Did Stolas just not know his name or is something else going on? He puts those thoughts aside because he’s been standing there for a moment doing nothing, and takes the rice out of the fridge, putting it in the microwave for three minutes.

He walks over to the coffee table, sits in a chair across from Stolas, and asks “So what exactly happened? Did you turn yourself back into a kid or something?”

[angstlived]

Blitz? He remembers someone with a close name to that being brought by his father. His one friend. The only comforting thing about the odd circus event. Maybe his friend is here! Blitzo had said he would like to run an office. Perhaps he had done so already? He makes a comforted hoot at the thought. His friend deserved to reach his goals.

"Turn myself into a child? I do not understand. I was star walking as part of my training and I followed them here. I am a child."

[ask-moxxie]

“Ohh…” Moxxie whispers, realizing what’s going on. His thinking is visible on his face as he silently thinks to himself: Wait, that’s- no, it can’t. Unless… Oh No.

Moxxie takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself. Very suddenly, he looks both tense and deeply concerned. Something is definitely wrong.

[oopsu]

Looking for a Helluva or Hazbin roleplay

18+ (I’m 20 years old!)

I don’t really have a direct plot I’m interested in, so I’m open to any ideas. I don’t get notifications on tumblr so I’d prefer to move to discord or another platform, if possible. I also prefer third person, but I’m not fussy on response length. I’m also open to playing most characters. While I have characters I prefer, I’m open to a lot of others. I’m also open to AUs lol, basically open to anything.

[ask-moxxie]

I have a bit of a small Helluva Boss roleplay group starting! We could always use more characters!

Currently taken characters are:

Blitz, Moxxie, Loona, Fizz, Verosika, Emberlynn, Stolas, Octavia, and (sort of) Millie.

Our Millie hasn’t been decided yet, but there’s two people currently asking to be her so we can’t accept anyone else for the slot until either one of them is picked or they both drop out for the spot.

[ask-moxxie]

Sorry for trampling you Mox!!!

[she said as she sprinted by with Blitz on her trail]

~ @loona-loves-dad

He blinks, confused. Loona apologizing?! What has the world come to?!

@blitz-officials

(you two can continue your thread from here)

[blitz-officials]

Awww… Loony is growing up so fast.

[ask-moxxie]

“Aren’t you going to go after her? You were chasing her a moment ago. She’s already at the elevator.”

[ask-moxxie]

Sorry for trampling you Mox!!!

[she said as she sprinted by with Blitz on her trail]

~ @loona-loves-dad

He blinks, confused. Loona apologizing?! What has the world come to?!

@blitz-officials

(you two can continue your thread from here)