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@blitz-silento
I.M.P. - Immediate Murder Professionals
'Sup losers! The name is Blitzø - the "o" is silent. You want someone dead, you came to the right place! You tell us who you want dead and we kill 'em for ya.
Submit your requests through the I.M.P. button and I'll take care of 'em for ya. Can't get any easier than that, am I right?
Mod Post
Hey everyone,
I'm going to be turning asks off indefinitely. Real life has gotten really busy for me, and it's impacting my ability to actually log in and check things and even watch the newest Helluva Boss shorts.
If life ever slows down for me, the asks will get turned back on, and I'll let you all know when that time comes.
Until then, thank you all for your patience and understanding.
"..."
Blitzø looked down and made a face. "The fuck you lookin' at?"
Nifty grinned as she held onto his lapel, "Are you a bad boy?"
Blitzø blinked, only slightly startled. "Uh... something tells me I should ask why...."
She leans in slightky closer, her grin growing wider with a sultry tone, "I like bad boys..."
"...welllllll too bad for you, I ain't a bad boy."
"Are you sssssuuuuurrrrrreeeeee?"
"... yeah, I'm pretty fuckin' sure."
"Can I stab something for you?"
“Well aren’t you eager,” Blitzø chuckled. “There’s a blue bird, Elsa, who you could go stabbin.”
"YAY!"
She immediately goes off in a random direction, stopping immediately when she realized she didn't know where the target was, "Where do I find the blue bird?"
"Oh, he's in a castle thataway made of ice," Blitzø pointed.
"..."
Blitzø looked down and made a face. "The fuck you lookin' at?"
Nifty grinned as she held onto his lapel, "Are you a bad boy?"
Blitzø blinked, only slightly startled. "Uh... something tells me I should ask why...."
She leans in slightky closer, her grin growing wider with a sultry tone, "I like bad boys..."
"...welllllll too bad for you, I ain't a bad boy."
"Are you sssssuuuuurrrrrreeeeee?"
"... yeah, I'm pretty fuckin' sure."
"Can I stab something for you?"
“Well aren’t you eager,” Blitzø chuckled. “There’s a blue bird, Elsa, who you could go stabbin.”
"..."
Blitzø looked down and made a face. "The fuck you lookin' at?"
Nifty grinned as she held onto his lapel, "Are you a bad boy?"
Blitzø blinked, only slightly startled. "Uh... something tells me I should ask why...."
She leans in slightky closer, her grin growing wider with a sultry tone, "I like bad boys..."
"...welllllll too bad for you, I ain't a bad boy."
"Are you sssssuuuuurrrrrreeeeee?"
"... yeah, I'm pretty fuckin' sure."
"..."
Blitzø looked down and made a face. "The fuck you lookin' at?"
Nifty grinned as she held onto his lapel, "Are you a bad boy?"
Blitzø blinked, only slightly startled. "Uh... something tells me I should ask why...."
She leans in slightky closer, her grin growing wider with a sultry tone, "I like bad boys..."
"...welllllll too bad for you, I ain't a bad boy."
"..."
Blitzø looked down and made a face. "The fuck you lookin' at?"
Nifty grinned as she held onto his lapel, "Are you a bad boy?"
Blitzø blinked, only slightly startled. "Uh... something tells me I should ask why...."
"..."
Blitzø looked down and made a face. "The fuck you lookin' at?"
Whatcha think of this killer song?
https://youtu.be/J9wrX5Fa25M?si=CRS-g00JqXEJ_VNq (Disaster Proof by LeVeL)
"Hey, that shit ain't fuckin' bad."
This Valentine’s Day, what are your ideas for celebrating?
"Thinkin' 'bout grabbin' Stols and hittin' the town! Seein' how many places we can fuck! Or... maybe makin' him a home-cooked dinner..."
“…….”
"Uh....."
“Oh! Um. I’m sorry. I wasn’t trying to eavesdrop, I promise!”
"...how much of that did you hear?"
“I… well… how much did you want me to hear?”
"Shit, that means you heard it all, doesn't it?"
Stolas blushed and looked down at the floor. “I’m terribly sorry, darling. I truly didn’t mean to eavesdrop.”
"Nah, it's fine," Blitzø shook his head. "I think I can still manage to surprise ya."
“You needn’t go to any trouble on my account, Blitzø. I’m just happy to see you.”
Blitzø blushed a bit. "Oh... uh... it's not trouble."
“Are you sure? You seem…nervous.”
“Nervous? Me? Psshhhhhhhhhh!”
Stolas watched him silently, head tilted, look pointed.
“…what?”
“You know you don’t have to lie to me, yes? In fact, I’d greatly prefer it if you refrained from doing so.”
"Right..." Blitzø cleared his throat. "Sorry..."
Stolas smiled and offered his hand out to Blitzø. “Whatever you’d like to do for the holiday would be lovely. Thank you for wanting to spend it with me.”
Blitzø smiled and took Stolas' hand. "No one else I'd rather spend it with, Birdie."
This Valentine’s Day, what are your ideas for celebrating?
"Thinkin' 'bout grabbin' Stols and hittin' the town! Seein' how many places we can fuck! Or... maybe makin' him a home-cooked dinner..."
“…….”
"Uh....."
“Oh! Um. I’m sorry. I wasn’t trying to eavesdrop, I promise!”
"...how much of that did you hear?"
“I… well… how much did you want me to hear?”
"Shit, that means you heard it all, doesn't it?"
Stolas blushed and looked down at the floor. “I’m terribly sorry, darling. I truly didn’t mean to eavesdrop.”
"Nah, it's fine," Blitzø shook his head. "I think I can still manage to surprise ya."
“You needn’t go to any trouble on my account, Blitzø. I’m just happy to see you.”
Blitzø blushed a bit. "Oh... uh... it's not trouble."
“Are you sure? You seem…nervous.”
“Nervous? Me? Psshhhhhhhhhh!”
Stolas watched him silently, head tilted, look pointed.
“…what?”
“You know you don’t have to lie to me, yes? In fact, I’d greatly prefer it if you refrained from doing so.”
"Right..." Blitzø cleared his throat. "Sorry..."
This Valentine’s Day, what are your ideas for celebrating?
"Thinkin' 'bout grabbin' Stols and hittin' the town! Seein' how many places we can fuck! Or... maybe makin' him a home-cooked dinner..."
“…….”
"Uh....."
“Oh! Um. I’m sorry. I wasn’t trying to eavesdrop, I promise!”
"...how much of that did you hear?"
“I… well… how much did you want me to hear?”
"Shit, that means you heard it all, doesn't it?"
Stolas blushed and looked down at the floor. “I’m terribly sorry, darling. I truly didn’t mean to eavesdrop.”
"Nah, it's fine," Blitzø shook his head. "I think I can still manage to surprise ya."
“You needn’t go to any trouble on my account, Blitzø. I’m just happy to see you.”
Blitzø blushed a bit. "Oh... uh... it's not trouble."
“Are you sure? You seem…nervous.”
“Nervous? Me? Psshhhhhhhhhh!”
Stolas watched him silently, head tilted, look pointed.
“…what?”
This Valentine’s Day, what are your ideas for celebrating?
"Thinkin' 'bout grabbin' Stols and hittin' the town! Seein' how many places we can fuck! Or... maybe makin' him a home-cooked dinner..."
“…….”
"Uh....."
“Oh! Um. I’m sorry. I wasn’t trying to eavesdrop, I promise!”
"...how much of that did you hear?"
“I… well… how much did you want me to hear?”
"Shit, that means you heard it all, doesn't it?"
Stolas blushed and looked down at the floor. “I’m terribly sorry, darling. I truly didn’t mean to eavesdrop.”
"Nah, it's fine," Blitzø shook his head. "I think I can still manage to surprise ya."
“You needn’t go to any trouble on my account, Blitzø. I’m just happy to see you.”
Blitzø blushed a bit. "Oh... uh... it's not trouble."
“Are you sure? You seem…nervous.”
“Nervous? Me? Psshhhhhhhhhh!”
This Valentine’s Day, what are your ideas for celebrating?
"Thinkin' 'bout grabbin' Stols and hittin' the town! Seein' how many places we can fuck! Or... maybe makin' him a home-cooked dinner..."
“…….”
"Uh....."
“Oh! Um. I’m sorry. I wasn’t trying to eavesdrop, I promise!”
"...how much of that did you hear?"
“I… well… how much did you want me to hear?”
"Shit, that means you heard it all, doesn't it?"
Stolas blushed and looked down at the floor. “I’m terribly sorry, darling. I truly didn’t mean to eavesdrop.”
"Nah, it's fine," Blitzø shook his head. "I think I can still manage to surprise ya."
“You needn’t go to any trouble on my account, Blitzø. I’m just happy to see you.”
Blitzø blushed a bit. "Oh... uh... it's not trouble."
This Valentine’s Day, what are your ideas for celebrating?
"Thinkin' 'bout grabbin' Stols and hittin' the town! Seein' how many places we can fuck! Or... maybe makin' him a home-cooked dinner..."
“…….”
"Uh....."
“Oh! Um. I’m sorry. I wasn’t trying to eavesdrop, I promise!”
"...how much of that did you hear?"
“I… well… how much did you want me to hear?”
"Shit, that means you heard it all, doesn't it?"
Stolas blushed and looked down at the floor. “I’m terribly sorry, darling. I truly didn’t mean to eavesdrop.”
"Nah, it's fine," Blitzø shook his head. "I think I can still manage to surprise ya."
This Valentine’s Day, what are your ideas for celebrating?
"Thinkin' 'bout grabbin' Stols and hittin' the town! Seein' how many places we can fuck! Or... maybe makin' him a home-cooked dinner..."
“…….”
"Uh....."
“Oh! Um. I’m sorry. I wasn’t trying to eavesdrop, I promise!”
"...how much of that did you hear?"
“I… well… how much did you want me to hear?”
"Shit, that means you heard it all, doesn't it?"
This Valentine’s Day, what are your ideas for celebrating?
"Thinkin' 'bout grabbin' Stols and hittin' the town! Seein' how many places we can fuck! Or... maybe makin' him a home-cooked dinner..."
“…….”
"Uh....."
“Oh! Um. I’m sorry. I wasn’t trying to eavesdrop, I promise!”
"...how much of that did you hear?"
