Oh shit let me post my trolls actually
*Offers you these particular aliens on this particular blog*
Cagrat (She/her, 7.5 sweeps)
Lazy apathetic rat who loves to eat burgers. Definitely an olive, haha.
Themic (They/them, 8 sweeps)
Problematic baby who will not hesitate bitch. (Bath)bomb enthusiast.
Aggara (She/her, 8.5 sweeps)
Runs a shady restaurant named the Olive Jardin. Does not serve to clowns.
(Didn’t set their age in stone, but they’re all over 18 years)
Runs a club for lowbloods only, where he tends the bar. > Everyone: Have a pale one night stand.
The bouncer. Has not made a single joke in his entire life. Collects rocks and reads the paper.
Parties 24 hours straight, then sleeps 24 hours straight. Great with numbers when she’s sober, which is never.
A free spirit who does not want to be tied down. Which is why they’re a regular at the club and never go anywhere.