Megatron

Peace through tyranny. (canon-compliant, post-canon)

[ask-one-d16]

Quick Guide to Acceptable Asks

UPDATED 1/24/2025

Note: This blog is only in affiliation with @ask-one-elita & @ask-one-orion-pax. All other TF One ask blogs are not run by this Mod & will not be acknowledged in an RP manner.

I WILL respond to:

Questions about my friends or me

Questions about Cybertron

Challenges for fun

Concerns about the world (yours or mine)

Requests for emotional support (Orion insists…)

I MIGHT respond to:

Comments

Roasts

Political statements about Cybertron (I don’t care for Earth politics)

I will NOT respond to:

Anything NSFW

Insults

Asks for advertisement

Vaguely worded asks that aren’t clear or specific in their meaning

Asks directed at Moderator

Special Tags

#username: search a username tag on my blog to see only my interactions with that user

#advice: self-explanatory

#D-16 speaks: self-explanatory

#reblogs: self-explanatory

THIS BLOG NO LONGER PARTICIPATES IN RP

[ask-one-d16]

Hold on now... D? What did I miss? What... what happened to you? Are you okay? Like... are you okay? You seem different. A few noticable changes.

-Celeste

…

Celeste.

I’m afraid D-16 is no longer here. It would be wise for you to not attempt to find him.

Farewell… sweetspark.

[ask-one-d16]

So, let me get this straight.........

You chose power over your friends?

*Sarcastically* Wow, yeah, that make so much sense. It's not like you're going to be alone your whole entire life.

I chose to free my friends, and Cybertron, from that traitor Sentinel. It isn’t my fault they can’t see that.

[ask-one-d16]

Alright you have a fair point

I apologize.

In that case

Do you have anyone your interested in?

I’m curious now

-The Shipper

I did. We haven’t spoken in a long time. No one else has caught my optic in the same way since.

[ask-one-d16]

I, for one, think that D- I mean, Megatron, did the best he knew how given the circumstances. Also, death unto tyrants.

If only Orion could have understood such a simple concept. Now I see it’s the only way for there to truly be peace, to be a Cybertron without Primacy…

Through me.

[ask-one-d16]

Hello my mentally ill qween! 🩷🩷🩷🩷

… I’m not sure what that means.

[ask-one-d16]

Congrats on the PTSD buddy. I hope you're happy.

I am not the one with PTSD, and I am far from happy.

[ask-one-d16]

”Why are you humans so incapable of fathoming a friendship existing between two mechs?”

Because we have seen you two with each other

My mech. That is not ✨Friendship✨ That is 💕Love💕

Accept it.

-The Shipper😂

I know if I am in love with somebody versus feeling a sibling-like bond with them, but go on. Keep thinking you know the nature of other people’s relationships better than they do. It doesn’t make you look like an aft at all.

[ask-one-d16]

Ok, so if you did what had to be done, why did Primus deus ex machina your best friend into robot Jesus? Could it be *gasp* that there were other potential solutions?

The key word here is “potential.”

Sentinel deserved to die, and without delay. A “proper” trial would have been nothing but a waste of time and resources.

I suppose Primus saw the “righteousness” in Orion. But what good is being righteous when it doesn’t get things done?

[ask-one-d16]

FINE THEN. I HEARD YOU BROKE UP. >:'3

You must be referring to Orion. My ex-Amica Endura. Not Conjunx Endura.

Why are you humans so incapable of fathoming a friendship existing between two mechs?

[ask-one-d16]

WHAT HAPPENED

I did what I had to do.

[ask-one-d16]

So. I heard you got divorced. :'3

I was never sparkbonded.

[ask-one-d16]

*Cue maniacal yandere girl laugh*

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO! I refuse to believe this is true!

Truth does not require your belief.

[ask-one-d16]

Okay, I am going to say it..........

The Megatronus Prime t-cog makes you look hotter.

Hm… Not exactly something of my concern, but I suppose I can appreciate the compliment.

[ask-one-d16]

(Eyes widen, shakes my hid slowly.)

(Quietly) Oh, no........ Not you, please.

(Thoughts: PLEASE TELL ME THIS A BAD DREAM!!! A NIGHTMARE I WILL WAKE UP FROM ANY MINUTE NOW!!!! PLEASE!!! IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS!!!!)

Huh. And here I thought this thing was dead.

[ask-one-d16]

What do you think about Jazz?

We don’t talk much, but he’s a cool bot. He’s good friends with Orion.

[ask-one-d16]

Hey, Dee! I hope you and Orion have been doing well and staying safe! It seems you recently learned about Valentine's Day, so I was curious. Do Cybertronians have special holidays or celebrations? If so, what do you celebrate on during them, and what cultural significance do they hold?

We do, I’ve just never been much of a holiday bot. I usually only participate in creation cycle celebrations, but we have one that’s like your New Year’s Day, too.

And of course, the Iacon 5000 is an event so big it’s practically its own holiday. It’s my favorite, actually...