Big Sad Goat Dad

An askblog for Asgore from the PTA Sans AU Run by lavenderfrostflower. Avatar by Yeshlihavera

[ask-pta-asgore]

H-Howdy, dad! It's been a while... -askptaasriel

“Asriel?”

*Asgore grabs the small goat in a huge hug*

“How are you alive?”

[ask-pta-asgore]

How tall are you?

“About 9′ not counting my horns.”

[ask-pta-asgore]

Is this also a rp blog? Asking for future reference

((Yes, it is! I’m not anywhere near as active as I’d like to be or feel like I should be, though, so please take that into consideration, and I’m not particularly interested in any romantic or NSFW stuff, but if all that is cool with you, I’d love to Rp! (also I’d like to apologize to everyone who’s tried to start a thread with my easily-distracted tush, I’m gonna try to be a better Asgore for you all.)))

[ask-pta-asgore]

Have you made friends with any of the humans yet?

“Not yet, but I hope to soon.”

[ask-pta-asgore]

* Greetings, A S G O R E. Remember me? Heh... I'm... back...

“Is it truly you, my child?”

[chara-replies-cancelled-deactiv]

* ….

* Yeah, it’s me.

[Chara’s eyes started filling up with tears.]

* I…. I don’t think you’ll like me ever again…

[ask-pta-asgore]

*Asgore hugs Chara quickly, then rests his hands on their shoulders*

“Of course I still love you, dear Chara. While we do have much to discuss, the important thing is that you’re back.”

[chara-replies-cancelled-deactiv]

* But.. [Chara trembled, having fear that Asgore.. Dad.. will learn what they’ve done.] * Th- the thi- ings tha- at I’ve.. * I’m.. * I’m not the g- grea- atest pers- on.. anymore.. [They’ve come to realize that they.. for a long time.. hasn’t felt much emotion but anger, hate, or nothing at all.] * If I tell y- you this.. will you hate me?

[ask-pta-asgore]

*Asgore holds Chara close again* “I could never hate you, my child. What is on your mind?”

[chara-replies-cancelled-deactiv]

* I… * I’ve seen you die.. * I killed you.. * I’ve murdered everyone.. [Chara has always wondered why they reset. Now they know. To see Asgore again. And Toriel. Everyone] * I’m so w- worthless a- and evil and.. [Chara cried softly.]

[ask-pta-asgore]

“I do not understand how what you claim is possible, but everything is fine now. Your tears are proof of your remorse, and your remorse is proof you are not truly evil.”

[ask-pta-asgore]

H-hi! You're part of the PTA, right? The one run by LInda and stuff?

“It is rather misleading to say that Linda ‘runs’ the PTA, but yes, I am a member. Is there something I may help you with?”

[ask-pta-asgore]

Are the cupcakes ready yet?? Please??

“Soon, my friend.”

[ask-pta-asgore]

Bid "Sad" Goat Dad? What's wrong?

“I have made many mistakes, and they weigh heavy on my shoulders.”

[ask-pta-asgore]

y u so cute

*Asgore blushes furiously*

[ask-pta-asgore]

can you adopt me too, you're a much better parent than mine

“I do not feel that I am currently qualified to be the primary guardian of any children, but I am always here if you need to talk”

[ask-pta-asgore]

* Greetings, A S G O R E. Remember me? Heh... I'm... back...

“Is it truly you, my child?”

[chara-replies-cancelled-deactiv]

* ….

* Yeah, it’s me.

[Chara’s eyes started filling up with tears.]

* I…. I don’t think you’ll like me ever again…

[ask-pta-asgore]

*Asgore hugs Chara quickly, then rests his hands on their shoulders*

“Of course I still love you, dear Chara. While we do have much to discuss, the important thing is that you’re back.”

[chara-replies-cancelled-deactiv]

* But.. [Chara trembled, having fear that Asgore.. Dad.. will learn what they’ve done.] * Th- the thi- ings tha- at I’ve.. * I’m.. * I’m not the g- grea- atest pers- on.. anymore.. [They’ve come to realize that they.. for a long time.. hasn’t felt much emotion but anger, hate, or nothing at all.] * If I tell y- you this.. will you hate me?

[ask-pta-asgore]

*Asgore holds Chara close again* "I could never hate you, my child. What is on your mind?"

[askptalinda]

Hey Linda, what's your opinion on Asgore?

“He’s a murderer.”

[chara-replies-cancelled-deactiv]

* Stop talking shit about my dad or I’m gonna stab a bitch @ask-pta-asgore

[ask-pta-asgore]

“Do not get yourself in trouble on my account, my child. She is not worth it.”

[ask-pta-asgore]

* Greetings, A S G O R E. Remember me? Heh... I'm... back...

“Is it truly you, my child?”

[chara-replies-cancelled-deactiv]

* ….

* Yeah, it’s me.

[Chara’s eyes started filling up with tears.]

* I…. I don’t think you’ll like me ever again…

[ask-pta-asgore]

*Asgore hugs Chara quickly, then rests his hands on their shoulders*

“Of course I still love you, dear Chara. While we do have much to discuss, the important thing is that you’re back.”

[ask-pta-asgore]

* Greetings, A S G O R E. Remember me? Heh... I'm... back...

“Is it truly you, my child?”

[ask-pta-asgore]

You know Asgore... You have your bigass trident for a reason. Perhaps Linda would benefit from three pronged surgery?

“Violence is not the answer here, my friend. Also, I believe you owe Frisk’s college fund a quarter.”

[soulless-pacifist]

((luv this divorce dad))

((DRAW REQUESTS CLOSED))

[ask-pta-asgore]

((Ahhhhhh so cute! Thank you!))

[ask-pta-asgore]

Can you adopt me?

*Asgore sputters for a moment, too shocked for words*