Ask RTDK Faul

@ask-rtdkfaul

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Uhh I don't really know what I'm doing y'know? Do I need to introduce myself uhh okay I will.

I'm Paul! Or well James Paul McCartney but Paul for short y'know? Or Paulie.

ooc: Don't make anything inappropriate, no inappropriate or suggestive asks he's a CHILD thank you :))

My main account: @michaelharrisonbeatler

More about Faul -Mod:

- Loves swimming in pools but can't really swim or float so he does use a floatie

- hates baths finds them very claustrophobic and uncomfortable

- Enjoys cloud watching, bird watching and drawing (He loves stuffed toys as well)

- Has delayed response/reaction if something is coming towards him he won't react straight away

-Slow processor might take him a minute or two to understand what he's been told.

- Very curious

-Tone he doesn't yet understand inside voice and will yell...very impulsive when it comes to talking <- Will speak his mind

-Best friend? @ask-rtdkpaul

- Favourite meal is a ham sandwich and apple juice

-LOVES chocolate

- Has no memory of who his family are or how he appeared in Holland he just randomly appeared.

- 12 Apples TALL

#the Beatles #rtdk #rtdk Paul #rp blog

bonjour paul 2!!!! you and your ah, brother? friend? idk what you are to him, but you both are awesome!!! here are all of the pink lady apples i could find!

OH WOW, ERR, THAT'S A LOT OF APPLES, Y'KNOW! Thank you!! Faul grabs an apple and bites into it taking in all the sweet deliciousness Mmm gud appol Faul manages to say with a mouthful of apple and a grin wiping some juice away from his chin with his sleeve.

#the beatles #rtdk faul #ringo the dutch kangaroo #rp blog #rtdk #ask rtdk faul

Why are you literally a fetus?

Err, I’m about 9 years and 7 months older than a foetus thank you very much! And I’m not that small either, y’know…

idontgottatellyoucrap

Are you sure?

You're like...the size of a pea

If I’m the size of a pea then how come I can eat peas, huh? Checkmate, y’know.

idontgottatellyoucrap

CANNIBALISM ‼️‼️‼️ YOU'RE A PEA AND YOU EAT PEAS‼️‼️‼️

Thought your father raised ya better than this, lil paulie 😔

I’m not a pea I’m apparently as small as a pea, y’know. Like peas and bugs are not the same because bugs are as small as peas, y’know.

idontgottatellyoucrap

Aahhhhh ok...I understand.....

...aww...baby paulie 🥹🫵🏻 so smart for his age of...like...what? 1½ seconds old?

OI! ERR, DON'T BULLY HIM, Y'KNOW, HE'S 9 AND 7 MONTHS GO...GO AND...AND FUCK YOURSELF!!

Faul....you can't say that word 😨😨

Well I just did and, errr, you deserved it for being so mean, y'know!!

Dude that wasn't me who was being rude...you should check again 😢😢

:0 ...Oh, err, I'm sorry I was just very very angry... @idontgottatellyoucrap ahem, you are mean very mean I don't like you say sorry to Paul 1, y'know.

Sorry Cindy, y'know...I didn't mean to yell at you, y'know... ,Errrr, you can have this flower, y'know.

It's okay! Mistakes happened! I accept the flower, it looks so beautiful!

Errr, thank you. I picked it a few minutes ago when I was just, y'know, walking around. I think it's called a, err, daffodil.

#the beatles #rp blog #rtdk faul #ringo the dutch kangaroo #rtdk

Why are you literally a fetus?

Err, I’m about 9 years and 7 months older than a foetus thank you very much! And I’m not that small either, y’know…

idontgottatellyoucrap

Are you sure?

You're like...the size of a pea

If I’m the size of a pea then how come I can eat peas, huh? Checkmate, y’know.

idontgottatellyoucrap

CANNIBALISM ‼️‼️‼️ YOU'RE A PEA AND YOU EAT PEAS‼️‼️‼️

Thought your father raised ya better than this, lil paulie 😔

I’m not a pea I’m apparently as small as a pea, y’know. Like peas and bugs are not the same because bugs are as small as peas, y’know.

idontgottatellyoucrap

Aahhhhh ok...I understand.....

...aww...baby paulie 🥹🫵🏻 so smart for his age of...like...what? 1½ seconds old?

OI! ERR, DON'T BULLY HIM, Y'KNOW, HE'S 9 AND 7 MONTHS GO...GO AND...AND FUCK YOURSELF!!

Faul....you can't say that word 😨😨

Well I just did and, errr, you deserved it for being so mean, y'know!!

Dude that wasn't me who was being rude...you should check again 😢😢

:0 ...Oh, err, I'm sorry I was just very very angry... @idontgottatellyoucrap ahem, you are mean very mean I don't like you say sorry to Paul 1, y'know.

Sorry Cindy, y'know...I didn't mean to yell at you, y'know... ,Errrr, you can have this flower, y'know.

#the beatles #rp blog #rtdk faul #ringo the dutch kangaroo #rtdk #Faul is sorry :(( Do you accept the flower?

Why are you literally a fetus?

Err, I’m about 9 years and 7 months older than a foetus thank you very much! And I’m not that small either, y’know…

idontgottatellyoucrap

Are you sure?

You're like...the size of a pea

If I’m the size of a pea then how come I can eat peas, huh? Checkmate, y’know.

idontgottatellyoucrap

CANNIBALISM ‼️‼️‼️ YOU'RE A PEA AND YOU EAT PEAS‼️‼️‼️

Thought your father raised ya better than this, lil paulie 😔

I’m not a pea I’m apparently as small as a pea, y’know. Like peas and bugs are not the same because bugs are as small as peas, y’know.

idontgottatellyoucrap

Aahhhhh ok...I understand.....

...aww...baby paulie 🥹🫵🏻 so smart for his age of...like...what? 1½ seconds old?

OI! ERR, DON'T BULLY HIM, Y'KNOW, HE'S 9 AND 7 MONTHS GO...GO AND...AND FUCK YOURSELF!!

Faul....you can't say that word 😨😨

Well I just did and, errr, you deserved it for being so mean, y'know!!

Why are you literally a fetus?

Err, I’m about 9 years and 7 months older than a foetus thank you very much! And I’m not that small either, y’know…

idontgottatellyoucrap

Are you sure?

You're like...the size of a pea

If I’m the size of a pea then how come I can eat peas, huh? Checkmate, y’know.

idontgottatellyoucrap

CANNIBALISM ‼️‼️‼️ YOU'RE A PEA AND YOU EAT PEAS‼️‼️‼️

Thought your father raised ya better than this, lil paulie 😔

I’m not a pea I’m apparently as small as a pea, y’know. Like peas and bugs are not the same because bugs are as small as peas, y’know.

idontgottatellyoucrap

Aahhhhh ok...I understand.....

...aww...baby paulie 🥹🫵🏻 so smart for his age of...like...what? 1½ seconds old?

OI! ERR, DON'T BULLY HIM, Y'KNOW, HE'S 9 AND 7 MONTHS GO...GO AND...AND FUCK YOURSELF!!

#gaaasspp he swore

Why are you literally a fetus?

Err, I’m about 9 years and 7 months older than a foetus thank you very much! And I’m not that small either, y’know…

idontgottatellyoucrap

Are you sure?

You're like...the size of a pea

If I’m the size of a pea then how come I can eat peas, huh? Checkmate, y’know.

Haaaaaaaaaahahahshahah that's a very err good comeback, y'know.

"Errr hello I was told to, y'know, talk to you. You look funny, y'know."

@ask-rtdkfaul

Paul? Hello, did you, erm…change your hair?

Wait a damned…

Uh…

"Hm? No errr what do you mean change my hair? It's always been like this, y'know..."

Faul brushes his hair with his hand fixing any stray strands before shuffling on his feet

"Are you err John? I'm Paul 2! I like your err clothes very nice very nice. Why do you look confused?"

#he’s confused as hell #<- Good goood let's keep it that way /silly #rtdk #rtdk john #ringo the dutch kangaroo #the beatles #rtdk faul

You are the youngest person EVER!! 🥹🥹

In my group maybe, y’know. Maybe Paul 2 is a bit younger though, I haven’t actually asked him y’know.

.... errrr, maybe I am younger than you, y'know? I don't know really... I'll just say that I am

#ask blog #rtdk #ringo the dutch kangaroo #the beatles #rtdk paul mccartney #paul mccartney #ask rtdk faul #rtdk faul #reblog

ask-rtdkmayormccartney

JAMES WAKE TF UP THERE'S A CLONE VERSION OF YOUR SON 😨😨😨😨😨

Pardon?

Oh ...are you the one Paul 1 calls "Dad", Y'know?

Err hello I'm Paul 2, yknow, he gave me that name since well, yknow, we have the same name and all that, y'know?

ask-rtdkmayormccartney

I'm so very confused. Where are your parents, darling? And why do you look like a near copy of my son?

"...Uhm" Faul looks around and shrugs "I don't know I don't really remember much, y'know." He starts rocking back and forth on his feet "I don't know that either, err, just do look like him. Very strange, y'know. Is that a real moustache? I like it y'know very nice"

ask-rtdkmayormccartney

"Er...if you don't remember anything, we should probably get you to a doctor, that's not really.. healthy."

He looked down at Faul, God he really did look just like his boy. James couldn't help the fond little smile he wore.

"oh! Uh, it is real, yes!"

No!" Faul suddenly yells shaking his head "I don't like the doctors, y'know, I don't need a doctor probably just bad memory, y'know."

He walks up to James and reaches a hand up all the while getting up on his tippy toes but still too short to reach James's face. "You're errr too tall if you could y'know crouch down I could feel the moustache just to y'know make sure it's ACTUALLY real... y'know?" He shuffles back slightly as James crouches down to Faul's level and Faul then proceeds to step right up to him and run his fingers over the moustache feeling each individual hair slightly prickly but definitely real. "Oh err it is real very real y'know I like it. Can I have one too? Y'know It looks very very err nice, yeah?"

ask-rtdkmayormccartney

"alright! Alright!! No doctor, 's okay, calm down."

He put his hands up, shooting Paul a little look that he hoped was soothing, but was probably more concerned.

James arched an eyebrow, but still knelt down to the child's height, sitting there slightly uncomfortable as his face was touched. He couldn't help his little chuckle at the question, shaking his head lightly.

"I mean, sure you can, but I'd think you'd have to be older, y'know. I'm glad you like it."

Faul's face scrunches up into a look of frustration, placing his hands on his hips and shaking his head in disapproval "No I'm a big boy, y'know? Manly! I can grow a moustache err probably one much better than err yours, y'know, just you watch!"

Faul then proceeds to squeeze his eyes shut and flare his nostrils as if trying to make a moustache appear just by sheer force...Alas nothing. But he keeps trying.

ask-rtdkmayormccartney

"alright, yes, you're so very manly, please don't pop a blood vessel."

He said through a barely restrained chuckle, patting Faul on the head lightly before rising back to his full height.

"im sure you'll grow a very lovely mustache one of these days. Er, pardon my asking, but where's Paul? Or, well, my Paul, y'know?"

Faul opens his eyes, looks around and shrugs before looking back up at James "Don't know errr maybe walking around somewhere, y'know?" He then reaches up to place a hand on his head feeling the lingering sensation of James's headpat "What was that? Err you patted my head, yknow, why did you do that?"

Faul rubs his head trying to get the feeling to go away not really sure how to feel about the display of physical affection "Oh your hand is not my head but I still feel it, y'know, very strange that. Err I can go find Paul 1 or well you can if you want to moustache man."

ask-rtdkmayormccartney

James gave Faul a look of mild confusion, the corners of his lips tugged down only slightly.

"er.. what do you mean? I only patted your head. That's a normal thing, I'd thought."

He really couldn't help the affection though, God damnit he couldn't afford two children, this kid had to have parents somewhere right???? But there was also no way he was going to let a child live outside, especially not one that looked so much like his own.

"It's odd, but.. normal, people are strange aren't they? Anywho, I'll come with you to find him, if you'd like."

Faul nods and grabs James's hand before starting to walk and look around for Paul all the while calling out for Paul "PAUL 1! PAAAAUULLLL!" After a few minutes he stops yelling and looks up at James "I don't think I'm yelling loud enough y'know? Maybe he can't, errr, hear me, yknow." Faul then puffs out his chest and screams his lungs out as loudly as his little lungs will let him

"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!"

Faul then stops and coughs only to spot Paul sitting by a pond playing with a toy boat. "OH! Oh, errr, I found him, y'know, he's right there!"

Mod: (yes @ask-rtdkpaul you're getting dragged into this now)

Paul flinches at the loud calling of his name and looks at Faul and his dad. Paul grabs the top half of the boat and pulls it out of the pond, being careful to not get water on himself. He walks over to the pair.

Oh err, Paul 2! I wasn’t sure where you went, y’know.

Paul looked up at his dad

Err, this is Paul 2, y’know! He’s like me but the second one, y’know.

ask-rtdkmayormccartney

He smiled down at Paul, raising a brow.

"yes! I can see that, though eventually I think he should take a different name, y'know. Individuality and such."

James offered his free hand to Paul, ready to get home to start on supper, after all, he apparently had an extra mouth to feed tonight.

"what'd you get up to today, Paulie?"

Paul grabbed his father’s hand, swinging his arm a little as he walked

Oh, err, I was just playing outside, y’know, when Paul 2 fell out of a tree and I took him to George’s. George was working, y’know, and I know he doesn’t like me going in his shop but I knew he had plasters and Paul 2 had a grazed knee, y’know, from the tree. George kind of, errr, freaked out a little, he was a bit horrified and I’m not sure why, y’know…

Paul looked up as he thought about the whole name thing

We could call him James cause that’s his first name, y’know!

ask-rtdkmayormccartney

He swung both arms a bit along with Paul's.

"To be fair, this is quite a bit jarring."

James mumbled gently, glancing at Faul out of the corner of his eye. This was all so confusing to him, and now he had to house a second child.

"James is my name, dear. I suppose Paul 2 is fine, unless he has a name he'd prefer to be called? I just feel odd about it, y'know."

He gave both hands a light squeeze before ushering the boys through the front door.

"why don't you two go play, I'll fix some supper. And do mull over the name thing, darling. if he'd prefer Paul then I'll stick to it, but just let me know."

No he’a ALSO called James. Like your first name is James but your middle name is, err, Paul and MY first name, y’know, is James and my middle name is Paul. HIS first name is James and his middle name is Paul, y’know. But he also mostly goes by Paul, y’know.

Paul said as he walked into his house. He nodded at his dad and turned to Paul 2

Do you wanna go upstairs to my room?? I have a little table tennis board, y’know, If you like that kind of thing. And a bunch of bird stuff!! I have sooo many things I could show you, y’know.

Paul was already walking up the stairs, expecting Paul 2 to follow him.

"Oh...,errr, Jaaammmeeesss" Faul stretches out James's name as if trying to take in how it feels on his tongue "Err, okay James, err, think of a name different to Paul... but I like Paul, y'know? What he, err, said" Faul turns to look over at Paul then back up at James, mimicking his actions by grabbing his hand and squeezing it only to take in what Paul said and he whips his head around already to see Paul's waiting at the stairs; Faul gives one more glance up to James before he lets go and runs off down the hallway following Paul despite having no clue of the layout of the house. "OKAY PAUL 1, ERR, TO YOUR ROOM! I like birds, y'know." Faul yells out to Paul before he runs up the stairs behind Paul

#the beatles #rp blog #rtdk faul #ringo the dutch kangaroo #rtdk #ask rtdk faul #lmao I'm so sorry I didn't realise you posted your part already XD

There’s a second small child now..

@charmy-rtdk-ask

"Oh oh! Errr you have a tail and ears, y'know, very strange looking cat! I didn't know cats could, err, talk."

Faul reaches out and picks up the tail attached to the costume brushing his hands through the fur. "That's fluffy..."

charmy-rtdk-ask

Ah- yeah.. it’s like that.

Faul then looks up at Charmy with a neutral expression still running his hands through the tail before blurting out "You, err, really stink, y'know that? Smell like a rubbish bin."

#rp blog #rtdk #he's very nice unfortunately very honest as well

ask-ringothedutchkangaroo

Ringo you have to help me there are two Paul’s now and they’re tormenting me

- @ask-rtdkgeorge

What???? 😦

I wouldn’t say tormenting, y’know. That’s a bit extreme…

Y'know, I agree, that's too much of a strong word for what we're doing. Errr, we're just talking, y'know?

There’s a second small child now..

@charmy-rtdk-ask

"Oh oh! Errr you have a tail and ears, y'know, very strange looking cat! I didn't know cats could, err, talk."

Faul reaches out and picks up the tail attached to the costume brushing his hands through the fur. "That's fluffy..."

#rp blog #the beatles #rtdk #rtdk faul #paul mccartney #ask rtdk faul #ringo the dutch kangaroo

How do you feel when theres 2 lil pauls

Horrible. Awful. It’s my worst nightmare.

Come play with us George.

Yeah come and, y'know, play with us

The roof is calling to me

Errr, well that's not good, y'know? That's very dangerous, y'know, if you fall from it you'll hurr yourself. Err, you should stay on the ground, yeah?

I agree, y’know!

you both should leave for my own safety then

I thought you loved me George I thought we were pal’s, y’know!

GASP

GEORGE YOU HURT HIS FEELINGS, Y'KNOW, YOU'RE SO RUDE, Y'KNOW?

Oh my god I can’t handle your design you’re just a little munchkin

Do you want money? Do you want biscuits? I can get you biscuits

Oh! I'd like biscuits, y'know, especially, err, chocolate ones. I like chocolate. Don't want, errr, money, thank you though.

I too would like biscuits, y’know. I also like the chocolate ones, y’know. And shortbreads.

Shortbreads are alright, y'know. Get chocolate bourbons I like, err, bourbons very, y'know, very yummy.

How do you feel when theres 2 lil pauls

Horrible. Awful. It’s my worst nightmare.

Come play with us George.

Yeah come and, y'know, play with us

The roof is calling to me

Errr, well that's not good, y'know? That's very dangerous, y'know, if you fall from it you'll hurr yourself. Err, you should stay on the ground, yeah?

How do you feel when theres 2 lil pauls

Horrible. Awful. It’s my worst nightmare.

Come play with us George.

Yeah come and, y'know, play with us

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