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I may or may not regret this.. BUT hows-about I take thrax off your membrane butts and just take em? have him put into my own blood stream! frank is safe and I got company with a (literal) hottie. It's a Win/win, got a deal? :D

Thrax clicks his tongue and crosses his arms, looking displeased

Nah, I'm good where I'm at. It ain't no fun when the host WANTS to die. You take lives 'cuz ya not supposed to, not to perform euthenasia...!

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Where are all my Thrax simps at

Ozzy looks around, a puzzled expression dawned on his face.

The Thrax... whatnow?

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Would you mind giving me details about what Frank does as a city to care about his looks?

It's true when people say your looks reflect your health! Frank wasn't at the top of his game while Phlemming was still in office, but ever since mayor Colonic came around, we've helped Frank change up his lifestyle. Healther eating and routine excersize can boost your mood, which in turn makes a person glow anyway! Add that to the slimming down and you've got yourself a new and improved Frank!

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I have a similar confession(ish) as your last response... In retrospect, Frank was one of my first gay crushes.

On behalf of Frank, we're more than flattered to hear that!

Yes, although Frank is heterosexual, it takes a lot of work to not only keep up with his health, but his looks as well. I suppose this confirms we've been doing our jobs well!

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I call dibs on planning your wedding!

The pressure's on, kiddo! She don't know it, but I want the very best for Leah on our wedding day! The most extravigant everything! A beautiful setting, preferably with a great view of the stomach, the best decorations with the finest music! I want it to be a day she'll never forget...

Ozzy smiles and closes his eyes, imagining the scene

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By pansexual ass is looking at both Ozzy and Leah.

THEY WERE THE DAY I REALIZED IM NOT STRAIGHT

Ozzy smirks and wraps his arm around Leah.

We got that effect on people!

Leah chuckles and smooches Ozzy's cheek.

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Ever listened to edm or Indie punk rock?

Can't say we have, Frank's more of a fan of classic rock!

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Thrax, even if it wasn't your expertise, if you decided to stay in Frank's mouth and create problems there, like cavities and other things that need the dentist, how would you do the work?

Like ya said, it ain't my expertise, so I couldn't even say in theory what the hell I'd be doin' up there. If anything, I'd probably round up some goons to do it for me.

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Ozzy, now is your turn. Do you want to be father? If yes, how many children do you want to have? Love ya all💙

The blood cell chuckled.

Yeah, I guess I wouldn't mind havin' kids. Now, the question of how many is a loaded one... Can't have too many runnin' around, me and Leah are busy people, but at the same time, I feel like I couldn't stop at just one! But hey, we'll see when the time comes.

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Leah, girl. I have questions for you. Are you still working in brain? How is new mayor like? And have you ever wondered how Ozzy will react when you'll be pregnant? You don't need to answer that, see ya and love ya all.♥️

Hi, Jess, yes I am still working in the brain! Mr. Colonic truly does have Frank's best interest in mind, I think the city of Frank made the right decision bringing him in. As for a pregnancy, we haven't been trying for one, but I'll admit, I have thought about starting a family once or twice... I can only hope that Ozzy would be just a thrilled as I would be.

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Thrax! Ever meet a cell or virus you were unmistakably attracted to?

Thrax pondered on the question, then smiled

I suppose I have met a lovely lady once in my life.... she was a rabies virus. Whew, she was something fierce! I nearly saw her take down a human by re-wiring the brain itself! I’ll admit, if we weren’t competing for that body at the time, I might’ve just partnered up with her...

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Annnd it's Cakes once more. Last one, I swear. For Thrax, darling, why do you collect those beads of yours?

I like to think of 'em as tokens of my past victories.

He rolls a bead between his claws

Each one symbolizes a step toward recognition, a life that I've taken all on my own... and who knows? Maybe when I'm done with Frank, one of your own pretty lil' beads could be on this thread here~

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It's me Cakes again! A question for Eric, what are pills doing when they cause side affects? (Nausea, headaches, sleepiness, hallucinations, ect.) Are they just partying and causing a ruckus?

Hello, Cakes! We don't know anyone named Eric here in Frank, but I'd be happy to answer your question. Medications and drugs are taken to balance out things in the body that may be causing problems. A pill that prevents a headache would be balancing out a body's functions to reduce the headache, but at the same time may throw off another balance in the body and cause high blood pressure. Every type of pill has its pros and cons with the job. As you probably saw when me and Jones were in the pimple, when I (or more specifically, Ozzy), blew up the germs inside, we took the roof of the pimple with it. That's the best example I can use to compare with side effects. I hope this answered your question!

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Hello! Yes, um, I'm a person with a couple of auto immune diseases (oh what joy) and I was wondering what the immune system germs (?) Are thinking when they attack places that are perfectly fine

That's the thing that frustrates us cells on the immunity force, we can see that they're not foreign to the body, but all high priority orders come from the folks up at the brain. No one knows why, but in some cases, they just can't recognize their own cells anymore. Immunity cells don't wanna have to reprimand our own, but if the higher-ups give the order, we don't have a choice. In the case of a well-governed body, the ol' slogan is usually "better safe than sorry", which I agree with, of course, but I can imagine how tough that must be on the person livin' with the body. We hear about all sorts of those struggles from our moderator, she's got type 1 diabetes and knows the in's and out's of autoimmune diseases.

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Would you kiss me

Ozzy looked around.

I guess it depends on who you're asking...

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Thrax: which was more disgusting? Frank's mouth or Frank's armpit?

The virus shrugged.

I guess I'd go with the mouth. After all, that's how I ended up. The pits were pretty average for a nasty man like Frank. A bit tame, even.

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Yo, Drix, one question. What would you do if there was virus that fell in love with you? You know, just asking. Love ya! ♥️💛

Hmm... I can't say I've ever thought of that. Although that is an impossible scenario, I do think I'd be conflicted if it were to happen. My job demands that I take neccesarry measures to keep Frank safe, but it would be a dilema, eslecially if it were to be a virus that needed to be taken care of immedietly.