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ask Malos and Mario

@ask-the-m-guys

two guys on a haunted boat. let's! answer! questions!!! (note: not dating not even roommates they're just the two guys i play in a dwrp and i missed askblogs so here we are!)

23 posts

Jan 4, 2025

so.... we-a doing this?

yeah, fine, whatever. guess we are.

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~*~askbox is OPEN!!~*~

[ about ] || [ muses ]

#two boat boys on a boat #i Fucking Guess #ask mario #ask malos #text #posts #ask blog #xenoblade #askblog #super mario #xenoblade chronicles 2 #malos xenoblade

Apr 25

Horse

Feb 3

...why is mario afraid of water, anyway?

(...)

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(*gasp* yipes! ok. ok. *wheeze* just'a... just bad memories... you're ok... ok... *sigh*)

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I don't.... want to talk about it....

#ask mario #asks #posts #boat related

Feb 3

i have a fun idea!! here, look

...

cmonnnn! why not!

fine. whatever. whatever. whatever.

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(blank here)

Feb 1

So when you guys get married, what last name do you use?

we're nOT EVEN ROOMATES

no no. they got a good point. mario xenoblade... malos mario...

I'M GONNA PICK YOU UP AND SHAKE YOU LIKE A DOG TOY IF YOU DON'T STOP THIS RIGHT NOW

maybe we go for'a... marioblade?

SOMEBODY KILL THIS CLOWN

#ask malos #ask mario #posts #asks

Feb 1

If your OC were to die, who or what would inherit most of their money or possessions?

imagine dying, lmao

couldn't be me

#ask malos #ask mario #asks #posts

Jan 19

oc-extraordinaire

Which OC is an average Joe? Which OC is so bland it's almost amusing?

[opens mouth]

mario you are NOT an average joe

i'm'a not that special, though!!!

you have OLYMPIC CLASS PARKOUR ABILITIES

so, what, you a'saying you're an average joe, mister aegis?

no. neither of us are.

#ask malos #ask mario #posts #reblogs #sorry op but when your inbox is emptyy you gotta make your own asks #thanks enjoy whatever #lads if you wanna tag your own ocs/ characters go reblog from op not from me #reblog from me only if you wanna share my funnie jokes

Jan 19

mario stop FUCKING making these of us

no <3

#ask malos #ask mario #posts #memes

Jan 19

#ask malos #ask mario #posts #memes #mod voice: i was going to put malos 100% top right but then i remembered he is embarrassed about his broken core #so like he's not embarrassed taht hsi dick is out but he does hate people seeing his broken core #it is WAY better when he has teh whoel damn thing instead of missing a chunk haha

Jan 19

#memes #posts #ask mario #ask malos

Jan 19

#memes #ask malos #ask mario #posts

Jan 19

#memes #posts #ask mario #ask malos

Jan 18

LIKE REVERSE JESUS?!??!??

like reverse jesus.

#ask malos #asks #posts

Jan 18

what do you mean mario can't get drunk.......???

ugh. it's this whole thing

every alcoholic drink he gets handed immediately turns itself into juice

this guy seriously pisses me off

#ask malos #asks #posts

Jan 18

... this is what we're doing? really?

why not? memes are fun!

you can't even get drunk. i remember Boothill losing his shit about this.

but that's-a not the point! it's about the spirit of the meme! it's about the fun of-a doing it!

besides, no one a'said it had to be alochol!

you're on thin fucking ice, Mario

what-a for?

thin. fucking. ice.

#ask mario #ask malos #posts #text

Jan 18

... this is what we're doing? really?

why not? memes are fun!

#ask mario #ask malos #posts #text #do you think they both have access to the blog #do you think mario posted this and then malos logged in like what the fuck #lol

Jan 18

#memes #posts #ask mario #ask malos

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