Shhh... No one knows we're brothers.

Heyo! It's your boy, Vanitas! I'm gonna be running this weird af blog with my secret brothers, Terra and Riku. If y'all keep your mouths shut about us, we'll answer all your weird and way too personal questions. Peace out, ya filthy freaks!

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R: UHM. K: UHM. S: Why are you two leaving me out?!

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Hey guys! Have you played the new Animal crossing yet?

Riku: Sora’s been showing us how to play. He absolutely loves it.

Kairi: I just like messing with Sora. He almost cried when I swung my axe at Tommy.

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Terra: He’s finally senile. He must be, if he thinks I’m having kids before he dies.

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Riku: I guess... I’m answering asks for a bit?

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Vani: Who the fuck is knocking?!

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How are the floods?

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Vani: Ienzo isn’t gonna believe this shit.

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Vani: Got into another fight with Dad...

Vani: I feel... Really weird and angry for some reason...

Vani: As if this isn’t an everyday occurance...

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Vani: Since you losers seem so interested in Riku’s love life-

Vani: I figured I’d share mine! Seifer and I have been dating almost a year now.

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What do you call an AU of an AU? AU squared?

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Vani: Ventus keeps trying to be my “friend”. Fuck him. I already have enough friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBo26500o7U

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Vani: So, I said it before, and I’ll say it again. Riku will NEVER date that loser. Not if I have anything to say about it.

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Vani: I think that's it... Not that many, all things considered.