autism beam,,!

howdy im rusen and physically im here but mentally im floating face down in a river. about page!

[kingcatnine]

how it feels to say "well in the comics-"

[termagax]

[miracide]

miquella miqscalculates

[zoesupreme]

this is unedited. this is the original audio.

[mid246]

[bobacupcake]

playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"

so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished

[bobacupcake]

[demilypyro]

[anidasayongjung]

Miss you

[vimbry-moved]

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

[vimbry-moved]

this one's a big hit with the ghosts

[pseudomantis]

These pics are making me feel delirious Im like losing my mind

[rustedxraven]

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[madredhattie]

turtle school

[madredhattie]

[theweirdwideweb]

[alex51324]

The ocean is so fucking weird. Imagine if you were just living your life and then all of the sudden here comes one of these.

Here on land there are only so many ways a creature can move, and by the time you're six or so, you've seen pretty much all of them that you're ever likely to.

Down there in the ocean they can just do anything. You could see a new weird animal every week for your whole life, and then when you're 80 this guy rocks up to you.

[heartpdf]

[quitetheketch-moved]

[blagueofchaos]

Audio transcript : Hamster balls are like so dangerous for small animals. You know why? Because like, they can't extend their back properly, so their back is like thi-- (cuts off abruptly as the creature in the hamster ball is revealed to be a crab; pauses. The following is said with an affectionate tone like one uses when speaking of a cute animal:) Well, he can't break his spine 'cause he don't have a spine.

[wingwisher]

Someone is getting a tarot reading and the first card is Death

The person doing the reading explains that death is usually a metaphor, and refers to a large change

The second card is The Tower

They explain that the tower often refers to tragedy when asked if that means death they say it can but doesn't always

The third card is Someone Is Actually For Real Going To Die

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

im rewatching puella magi madoka magica and boy i cannot believe i forgot about the funniest scene in the entire anime

it’s the moment after homura travels back in time directly after agreeing to stop madoka from ever becoming a magical girl in the first place

and her entire plan for stopping her is just to randomly show up at the window of her bedroom, before officially meeting this timeline’s version of her, and give her a really vague and ominous warning

let me just lay this scene out

homura, listen

homura how did you possibly think this was a good plan

[madokamagicaheritageposts]

Madoka Magica Heritage Post

[chrishallbeck]

[xxxball-fondlerxxx]

low key this is what it feels like to have an auditory processing disorder

[newgroundstier]

worlds greatest PR guy