Ask The Pyramidion

The Illuminati know all, see all, hear all.

[ask-the-pyramidion]

¿are you the real illuminati?

Yes.

[melancthe]

@illuminati

listen to me very carefully

labyrinths do not solve all your problems

calm down with the maze building for like 5 fucking seconds

[ask-the-pyramidion]

no

[spearheadtau]

totallynotilluminati wants to bang ask-the-pyramidion, pass it on.

[totallynotilluminati-archiv-blog]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

[kitsutaro]

Too late. Already passed on.

[ask-the-pyramidion]

Too late, it already happened. 

[bathorycassette]

[aztechnology]

the PA system in the Illuminati headquarters just said “red and green are not approved colours”

[ask-the-pyramidion]

Shots continuously fired. 

[etheshadowlord]

Illuminati....again.

What people think they do.

What they actually do.

[ask-the-pyramidion]

Where is the lie?

[matovilka]

I’d drink it.

[origamisoldier-deactivated20210]

More like ONE D-BAG, amirite?

[ask-the-pyramidion]

[verdytai]

[matovilka]

No.

[ask-the-pyramidion]

Issue 11 Headcanon:

I become supreme ruler. 

[councilofvenice]

No.

[ask-the-pyramidion]

Fight me IRL. 

[matovilka]

You don’t know meaning of IRL, you virtual paperclip.

[ask-the-pyramidion]

[ask-the-pyramidion]

Issue 11 Headcanon:

I become supreme ruler. 

[councilofvenice]

No.

[ask-the-pyramidion]

Fight me IRL. 

[astraldemise]

My mom sent me this with no context

[nineprotons]

biomechanicaltomato

[ask-the-pyramidion]

How are you today? I thought that I knew all of the Paladins around here.

Curiosity is strongly prohibited in the Labyrinth. All inquiries will be taken as personal assault; perpetrators will be sent to levels 8-11 for reconditioning and personality re-adjustment. 

For further information, please refer to the employee handbook. For non-affiliated culprits, be sure to enter the nearest liquidation chamber---Templars strongly encouraged. 

tl;dr, I need a nap. 

[ask-the-pyramidion]

Issue 11 Headcanon:

I become supreme ruler. 

[ask-the-pyramidion]

Where did you come from?

Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people where they come from.

[mordremoth]

~ * ♤☾ follow for more soft grunge world domination ☽♤ * ~

[sabubu91]

soft pastel Mz Geary

[matovilka]

[thebluthcompany]

[frootfarm]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Thanks, Obama.