Kitsutaro

TSW RP blog for Kitsutaro

[spearheadtau]

[spearheadtau]

Anyone else ever have the urge to pop one of these things, or just me?

[sunsetangel-tsw]

I’ve tried! They’re more resilient than they look.

[kitsutaro]

...All I have to say is that I'm not surprised.

[sunsetangel-tsw]

Of all the things to find wandering around the back woods of Kingsmouth…

@kitsutaro, @spearheadtau, can I keep it?

[kitsutaro]

...nevermind the logistics of you actually being able to ride the damn thing, fine. You keep it. You're dealing with the stable and feeding and all that stuff yourself though.

[bakedly-deactivated20180330]

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap

[sunsetangel-tsw]

This sounds like something I’d say. To @spearheadtau probably.

[kitsutaro]

Same. Though I probably wouldn't say lap.

[tswshutterbees]

Who needs warm clothes (or clothes at all) when you can carry your own fire with you?

Character: SunsetAngel

Task: #34

Date: 29/07/2016

[kitsutaro]

Talk about literal hot pants.

[awfulaliases]

[sunsetangel-tsw]

Oh my!

Hey @spearheadtau what would you do with four of me?

[spearheadtau]

What WOULDN’T I do with four of you, is a better question…

[sunsetangel-tsw]

I approve of this plan! Now, to find some way to clone myself!

[kitsutaro]

I can certainly think of a few things to do with four Karis. Of course I wasn't asked, so... :P

[totallynotilluminati-archiv-blog]

As you can probably tell from the fact that I am still not finished with Dragon Age, I suck at video games. But I hear Overwatch lets you play a medic that heals you with dubstep so I’m tempted to suck at THAT video game.

[sunsetangel-tsw]

It does and it is the best thing. I’m terrible at him though.

[templarmeep]

Christopher got me to play that. I like the other medic better. The one with the wings. @cantinarat keeps saying something about … ‘cos play’. I’m not sure I want to know but she’s taking my measurements.

…Miss Kari? I’m a little frightened.

[sunsetangel-tsw]

I could totally see you as Mercy though! And it’d be super cute and Chris would probably melt or explode or both at the sight of it. You should totally do it!

[templarmeep]

Christopher would … probably more melt, in the way you’re thinking, because he sees me as more little sister. Aaron, on the other hand… And I’ll take it under advisement. I don’t think I could stop her from making the outfit if I tried. And it’d be rude not to wear it.

[sunsetangel-tsw]

If it does happen I demand pictures. Bonus points if I can be in them as… I dunno, probably Zarya cause pink hair. Extra bonus points if @cantinarat can make me a working model of that cannon she has.

[totallynotilluminati-archiv-blog]

Zoe should do…uh…the character that’s literally a gun? There’s a character that’s literally a gun, right? I didn’t imagine it?

[kitsutaro]

Because there's apparently some debate about who's who. Kari is Zarya, for obvious reasons. Zoe is Widowmaker, for obvious reasons. I'm Genji, for obvious reasons.

[internet]

[gorillamunchies]

no thank you, owen

[witchwardblue]

@totallynotilluminati

[totallynotilluminati-archiv-blog]

Aaah why does this grocery store want to warm their cookies on meeeeeee?

[kitsutaro]

Not on. In. There’s a very important difference. On could be kind of hot. In is just... Well, the gif supplied above suffices.

[bitemecthulhu]

0/10 would not recommend going to London. Was told on 4 separate occasions by 4 different assholes in red that they weren’t persecuting me, just threatening me. Eat my ass, you pompous fucks. And get some new lines cause now that one’s staler than your mom’s pussy.

[totallynotilluminati-archiv-blog]

They keep telling me I’m too shirt to be a Templar. I’m like “uh, does this mean there’s a height requirement? Also I’m over six feet tall….” I mean. Also I’m not. But.

[spearheadtau]

Hey @kitsutaro it turns out you can’t be a Templar after all, guess you’re a Dragon now.

[kitsutaro]

The door guards tell me that all the time too, despite the fact that I actually outrank most of those arseholes. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again here. There is no ‘You must be this tall to Templar.’

Besides, I’m basically already a Dragon if what I’ve heard about their recruitment process is true.

[sunsetangel-tsw]

Except twice over because you got me AND Zoe. Are you allowed to be an agent of two factions? Like is that a thing that’s allowed to happen ever?

[kitsutaro]

If you’re confirming it, then it’s definitely been more than twice. Also, until Sonnac figures out how to use Tumblr I don’t see how that’s my problem.

[bitemecthulhu]

0/10 would not recommend going to London. Was told on 4 separate occasions by 4 different assholes in red that they weren’t persecuting me, just threatening me. Eat my ass, you pompous fucks. And get some new lines cause now that one’s staler than your mom’s pussy.

[totallynotilluminati-archiv-blog]

They keep telling me I’m too shirt to be a Templar. I’m like “uh, does this mean there’s a height requirement? Also I’m over six feet tall….” I mean. Also I’m not. But.

[spearheadtau]

Hey @kitsutaro it turns out you can’t be a Templar after all, guess you’re a Dragon now.

[kitsutaro]

The door guards tell me that all the time too, despite the fact that I actually outrank most of those arseholes. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again here. There is no ‘You must be this tall to Templar.’

Besides, I’m basically already a Dragon if what I’ve heard about their recruitment process is true.

[sunsetangel-tsw]

Oh look, another outfit I might never take off except I totally will. Hell, I’ll be surprised if I don’t get outright pounced on when I get home.

[kitsutaro]

Can confirm. Also, those pants aren’t just hot, they’re easy access. Almost to the point where I actually hope you don’t wear them on our next mission.

… okay, that’s a lie. Unless you were just not going to wear anything, in which case do carry on.

[spearheadtau]

There’s still too much pants on those pants.

[sunsetangel-tsw]

If they’d let me just not wear anything I would! But sooooo many weird looks. Also I’m pretty sure most of the other Templars would have heart attacks, especially the older ones.

Also yes, still far too much pants in these pants. They’ll get the idea eventually, maybe.

[kitsutaro]

When has was they’d ‘let’ you do stopped you before? You faxed your backside to Temple Hall for crying out loud! Which I’m still getting questioned about, I might add.

Though, I do agree that there’s too much pants on those pants.

[sunsetangel-tsw]

Oh look, another outfit I might never take off except I totally will. Hell, I’ll be surprised if I don’t get outright pounced on when I get home.

[kitsutaro]

Can confirm. Also, those pants aren’t just hot, they’re easy access. Almost to the point where I actually hope you don’t wear them on our next mission.

... okay, that’s a lie. Unless you were just not going to wear anything, in which case do carry on.

[totallynotilluminati-archiv-blog]

I’m really glad that my clothes come back with me when I die. I’d be so broke if I had to buy new shirts every time a vampire eviscerated me.

[honey-mamma]

Really? Huh. I’m just sort of eternally disappointed you’re not naked more often.

[totallynotilluminati-archiv-blog]

Alessa! There’s CHILDREN on this site :p.

[alexrekvijem]

That’s what safe search’s for, son. Now show the goods.

[totallynotilluminati-archiv-blog]

But if I took off my shirt, then I wouldn’t get to WEAR my shirt! I bought them because I like them!

[spearheadtau]

I came back from the dead just to tell you to TAKE IT OFF!

[totallynotilluminati-archiv-blog]

I’m glad my abs are a form of necromancy?

Who am I to deny my long lost friend?

[spearheadtau]

Pics or it didn’t happen tho.

[kitsutaro]

What she said. This is the internet, after all - those are the rules.

[councilofvenice]

Whichever agents keep sending us faxes of your posteriors, please stop. You think you are being subtle, but the “I

[sunsetangel-tsw]

Pfft, there’s nothing subtle about that. I just thought it was funny and honestly anyone still using a fax machine probably deserves it anyway.

[councilofvenice]

The Templar requested we not remove it. It’s how they send us their proposals.

[matovilka]

Would you be interested in trading Templar fax machine numbers for some Phoneician agent removal from your sewers? My boss doesn’t want to give me that number.

[sunsetangel-tsw]

Somehow I’m not surprised by this!

[kitsutaro]

... Well, this certainly explains the faxes we got in Temple Hall the other day. I thought they looked familiar.

[sideprof]

[sunsetangel-tsw]

I need a box like this large enough to put myself and maybe Zoe into.

[kitsutaro]

The box would definitely be shaking vigorously, but not for the reason the picture implies.

[spearheadtau]

Is a refrigerator box big enough? How big of a box do you think we need? Also, where are you shipping us to? Is it warm? I want to go somewhere warm.

[sunsetangel-tsw]

Probably. Might be a little cramped but we’d fit! And I dunno where! Somewhere. A place where there are things.

[kitsutaro]

Hawaii is warm and is a place that has things. Though, if you're sending the box there, I'm totally getting in there with you. International shipping is expensive.

[sideprof]

[sunsetangel-tsw]

I need a box like this large enough to put myself and maybe Zoe into.

[kitsutaro]

The box would definitely be shaking vigorously, but not for the reason the picture implies.

[sunsetangel-tsw]

Scratch one more gigantic monstrosity. And cue the local economy going all kinds of crazy from all that gold.

[spearheadtau]

The most precious thing in this picture though…dat ass.

[sunsetangel-tsw]

Well yeah, but that goes without saying. I didn’t think it really needed to be commented on, I mean you can plainly see it right there in the picture.

[kitsutaro]

Not so sure I agree, Kari. Let's compare dat ass vs the gigantic monstrosity. One is big, round, and attracts attention wherever it goes, and the other is a giant golden golem. Yeah, pretty sure Zoe wins this one - though given the view, I think we all win.