Some pain is okay

James Lvl 30 he/him🏳️‍🌈 botanist in NV

[plantbard]

We’re so back yall

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[ozempicofficial]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[papayajuan2019]

what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades

[plantbard]

Republican children look like the delightful children from down the lane tbh

[stringcage]

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Girl okay

[innerchildabortionclinic]

The parodies are arriving

[pangur-and-grim]

I have a hard time at family dinners bc I'll be like "today I learned about the different methods of whale euthanasia and body disposal :)" and then they won't want to follow the conversational thread with me.......even though I have so much to share....

[corpseprxnce]

The first rule of Fight Club is you have to kiss

[letterful]

[theboredvoid]

@commodityproduction

[commodityproduction]

I'm afraid it's hopeless

[mylittledigitalfootprint]

got my thinking pussy on

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[vaporevon]

i’m freaking out why did they add the fucked up version of the flushed emoji. I thought i was going crazy when i scrolled past this. How did a discord emoji end up in the real emojis list i thought. I took a screenshot incase everything is gone tomorrow and this is a fever dream

😳🫪 ….??????????

[vaporevon]

they added horny flushed emoji. they added bigfoot. they added cartoon sex cloud. and the trombone. you can now illustrate a sexual encounter with a clown and a bigfoot in just emojis

[vaporevon]

no one understand me

[theehorsepusssy]

[flerns]

slow and slutty wins the race

[so-much-for-subtlety]