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Hey. I know I’m not on here a lot but I just wanna tell you one thing, Hype… I will put my fist on your damn head if you try to put a bow on my tail again. -Robbie ((This is how way of saying that he loves Hype lol /j))
Awwww, love you too Robbie!!
80, 99, 96, 45, 1, 20
80: has your opinion changed on something recently?
Yep.
I change my mind a lot, so yes! I don't remember what happened most recently though. I think I stopped disliking carrots?
99: What do you hope never changes?
The sunrise. Not that there is one, here.
((also, the fact that stray animals hang around fires begging for scraps and get them))
There always being something new. The idea of knowing everything... It sounds like a layer of the Abyss.
96: Do you tend to make decisions based on the past, present, or future?
Present. That's what's important.
The future!! There's so much ahead of us!
((okay this has sparked a rant in the tags))
45: Least favourite color?
Ironically, gray.
I'm not saying one and you can't make me! >:P
20: Last thing you cried about?
.
... I don't remember.
1: What’s one animal you wish you could have as a pet but can’t?
A hyena, probably. They're too high maintenance for traveling, and there's a danger of them turning into gnolls.
((projection? Whaaat? /s))
A TARRASQUE
((it's my characters and I get to choose the projection /j))
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1. What’s one animal you wish you could have as a pet but can’t?
2. Favorite thing to wear to sleep?
3. What song really gets you going?
4. Where do you usually eat your meals?
5. Favorite meal: breakfast, lunch, or dinner?
6. Most embarrassing habit?
7. Chocolate or fruity candy?
8. Soft or hard tacos?
9. Worst way to break up a fight?
10. Best thing to say in an elevator of strangers?
11. What color/design are your bedsheets?
12. Any hidden talents?
13. Favorite thing to drink out of (mug, glass, etc.)?
14. Socks or bare feet around the house?
15. Favorite board game?
16. Do you sleep with the fan on or off?
17. Heat on or keep it cold with lots of layers?
18. Do you sing in the shower?
19. Favorite song to belt out at the top of your lungs when you’re alone?
20. Last thing you cried about?
21. At what age did you first have alcohol?
22. Relationship status?
23. What’s the most amount of money you’ve spent on a single item of clothing?
24. What do you typically wear to formal events?
25. Favorite memory?
26. Gum or breath mints?
27. Favorite shoes?
28. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
29. What is the natural state of your hair?
30. Have you ever had braces?
31. Most dangerous thing you’ve ever done?
32. Most embarrassing thing your parents have caught you doing?
33. Last time you had an orgasm?
34. Celebrity crush(es)?
35. Windows or Mac?
36. How old were you when you learned to ride a bike?
37. Makeup or natural?
38. What color do you wear the most?
39. Favorite season?
40. Umbrella or rain coat?
41. Have you ever fallen out of a tree?
42. First car you ever owned?
43. What time do you usually go to bed?
44. Are you a competitive person?
45. Least favorite color?
46. First pet you’ve ever owned?
47. Sweet or salty?
48. Favorite pasta dish?
49. Favorite kind of chips?
50. Talk about something you’re passionate about.
51. What are some of your hobbies?
52. Caffeine? If so, what kind?
53. Favorite kind of pizza?
54. Fast food or sit-down restaurant?
55. Lots of acquaintances or a handful of close friends?
56. Something that ruins your appetite?
57. Favorite labels about you?
58. Are you a religious person?
59. Night out with a bunch of friends in public or night in with one friend having deep conversations?
60. What size shoe do you wear?
61. Favorite thing about yourself?
62. Have you ever told someone you loved them first?
63. Have you ever had sex on the first date?
64. Heroes or villains?
65. Favorite fruit?
66. Least favorite fruit?
67. Favorite vegetable?
68. Least favorite vegetable?
69. How many plates can you eat at a buffet?
70. Favorite dessert?
71. Do you play any sports?
72. Age you learned how to swim?
73. Tell a funny story.
74. What’s one interesting thing about your culture?
75. What’s one annoying thing about your culture?
76. What job would you be terrible at?
77. Would you rather watch a TV show or a movie?
78. What’s your favorite compliment to give?
79. What’s your favorite compliment to receive?
80. Has your opinion changed on something recently?
81. Do you always order the same thing at a restaurant or order something different each time?
82. What’s something you’ve always wanted to try but haven’t yet?
83. If you could learn to do anything right now, what would it be?
84. Favorite physical feature about yourself?
85. Least favorite physical feature about yourself?
86. What’s one amazing thing you did that nobody was around to see?
87. If you could change your height, would you?
88. What’s something you would rate 10/10?
89. Heels or flats?
90. What’s something you wish you had more knowledge about?
91. Would you want to be famous?
92. What’s something you would get arrested for?
93. What’s your spirit animal?
94. What’s the luckiest thing that’s ever happened to you?
95. Are you the type to have an organized mess, or no mess at all?
96. Do you tend to make decisions based on the past, present, or future?
97. Are you a planner or a more spontaneous person?
98. Thoughts on the oxford comma?
99. What do you hope never changes?
100. How would you celebrate your 100th birthday?
Hey Hype! It’s Pax, I know this is kind of weird, but do you want a shoulder ride? I just really wanna give you a shoulder ride for some reason right now.
Oh, shit.
*vibrating for several seconds*
*covers her ears*
YESSSSSSSSSSS
Sweet! Uh, would you like me to kneel, or are you going to use that weird 10ft pole of yours to pole vault onto my shoulders?
Ah, given how it went last time, and also that it broke in half, maybe you come down here?
Ah, yes, that’s right. I mean, at least you got onto my shoulders okay?
*crouches down*
Here you go! You have anywhere in particular you wanna go?
*scrambles on*
Nowhere specific! Where's your favourite place? We could go to a river?
Rivers are good! There’s also a really nice meadow I like to hang out in, to cloudgaze and stuff, so we could go there too. Do you like to cloudgaze?
Oooooo I love cloudgazing! Let's go! Onwards, noble steed!
*Pax tries reaching back to pick Hype up by the back of his clothing, fails and nearly hits herself in the head instead*
Hey! I’m not your horse, I’m your friend who is kindly giving you shoulder rides! Don’t you disrespect me, little man!
You don't have to be a horse to be a steed! I am riding you, therefore you are steed.
*he takes one hand off, pats her head, slips and ends up nearly falling off but manages to hold on but he's sliding slowly*
*Pax shrugs their shoulders, trying to boost Hype back and and stabilize him*
You’re forgiven, mainly because I enjoy head pats, thank you for that. Anyways, off to the meadow we go, I guess! Ooh, traveling question, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in a cloud shape before?
Thanks!
HmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMM...
I've seen a beetle that turned into a dragon that twisted apart into a scattered bat, was that sort of what you were thinking of?
Hype I am exclusively blaming you for this. I told Grams about you and now she wants to meet you. I blaming you for this completely. -Robin
YAY! Your Grams sounds awesome, I'm so happy I get to meet her. Also scared. She sounds very scary. She's the one who taught you the Glare o' Doom, yes?
I accept blame for this wholeheartedly.
>:3
My epicness just could not be contained, even in stories told by my very good friend Robin (which no doubt captured my truest heroic essence, as any good friend would do, when describing me and my exploits. You did do that, right? You made sure to paint me in a good light?)
:P
Yeah she’s amazing but that’s not the point! Look, just answer any questions you might get and the situation will be over and done with. Oh, and if you make a wrong move there’s no guarantee she won’t use her claws on you. Got it? Good. And even though I’ll be there, no agreeing to any outings! Last thing I wanna hear is you trying to deal with guards.
*mutters* “Glare of Doom”. What the fuck is that.
Are you okay? Your tail's all poofed up, are you nervous?
Claws? Oh yeah, she was called Iron Claws, right? ... Worrying. Don't worry, I'm going to prepare spells that will let me not get caught and thus shredded. 🎶Expeditious Retreat is the best spell I know🎶
Okay, okay! I promise not to agree to any outings involving guards!
The Glare of Doom is this thing you do when I'm being particularly irritating where you scrunch up your face and I can feel the malevolence just radiate off you, but it's very cute and I have to resist the urge to boop your nose every time you do it because I'm pretty sure you'd bite me if I tried, aaand... I should stop talking!
Ah! *he quickly smooths out his tail* I-I’m not nervous! I don’t have any reason to be nervous! It’s not like I never see my Gramma anyway. She’s right across town for crying out loud…
*Oh good you caught him glaring* Yeah, Punk, you’re right. I’d bite your damn finger off. I still have that dagger with me you know. Don’t think I didn’t forget about killing you.
*deep breath* But, yeah I’m nervous. The only person I brought home to Gramma was Maddie and even though I told Grams to lighten up majorly on the insults, instead she puts us through hardcore training! I told Grams how talkative and out-of-order you are so if she uses your energy as an excuse for training, then don’t blame it on me.
Jeeze, for an old lady she has so much energy to her. So much strength…
... technically, you don't ever see your Gramma.
*sigh* Alas, your nose will remain eternally unbooped, as I am not (quite) suicidally curious. Oh, OH, that's a- that's a sharp-looking dagger you got there, friendo!
*muttering, slowly getting louder*
"Don't blame it on me" he says, after telling me he mentioned my energetic nature to a drill sergeant of a grandparent. Who the hecking heck else am I going to blame it on? I need to be able to walk, Robin! Keeping up with you all day is tiring! My legs are only so long!
Oh, fiddlesticks. I'm not strong, Robin. I'm not! I am a tiny little twig! I can't even get free when my babiest sister grapples me!
*chuckles* Great. I’ll tell Grams that. Consider this payback for existing. She just loves training from ground zero.
*takes an incredibly deep breath in* Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Robbie! How could you!
Payback, motherfucker! I gotta get my joy from somewhere, and I think I know a new way to get it. *He grins but in a mischievous way, borderline predatory. He might be having too much fun with this*
*waves his hands around to emphasize his points*
You, sir, are sadistic! Cruel! Unbelievably mean! You're enjoying the prospect of my imminent death!
*gasp, getting progressively more giggly as he keeps talking*
Wait. Is it because you want to see my beautiful face? Is that it? Is this born of affection???
*laughs out loud. He’s cackling even. The joy on his face is both familiar and new, almost like a long lost but hardly remembered memory. But then he realizes where he is and stops almost abruptly. He opts for a kick*
As if! Go crawl in some hole somewhere!
…
…
…
Meet me on Friday. We’ll go together.
*grins, dodging the kick*
Friday it is! You're carrying the coffin.
*chuckles* I ain’t carrying shit.
*giggles*
Yes you are! You've arranged my death, you can have the decency to carry my coffin for me!
Hype I am exclusively blaming you for this. I told Grams about you and now she wants to meet you. I blaming you for this completely. -Robin
YAY! Your Grams sounds awesome, I'm so happy I get to meet her. Also scared. She sounds very scary. She's the one who taught you the Glare o' Doom, yes?
I accept blame for this wholeheartedly.
>:3
My epicness just could not be contained, even in stories told by my very good friend Robin (which no doubt captured my truest heroic essence, as any good friend would do, when describing me and my exploits. You did do that, right? You made sure to paint me in a good light?)
:P
Yeah she’s amazing but that’s not the point! Look, just answer any questions you might get and the situation will be over and done with. Oh, and if you make a wrong move there’s no guarantee she won’t use her claws on you. Got it? Good. And even though I’ll be there, no agreeing to any outings! Last thing I wanna hear is you trying to deal with guards.
*mutters* “Glare of Doom”. What the fuck is that.
Are you okay? Your tail's all poofed up, are you nervous?
Claws? Oh yeah, she was called Iron Claws, right? ... Worrying. Don't worry, I'm going to prepare spells that will let me not get caught and thus shredded. 🎶Expeditious Retreat is the best spell I know🎶
Okay, okay! I promise not to agree to any outings involving guards!
The Glare of Doom is this thing you do when I'm being particularly irritating where you scrunch up your face and I can feel the malevolence just radiate off you, but it's very cute and I have to resist the urge to boop your nose every time you do it because I'm pretty sure you'd bite me if I tried, aaand... I should stop talking!
Ah! *he quickly smooths out his tail* I-I’m not nervous! I don’t have any reason to be nervous! It’s not like I never see my Gramma anyway. She’s right across town for crying out loud…
*Oh good you caught him glaring* Yeah, Punk, you’re right. I’d bite your damn finger off. I still have that dagger with me you know. Don’t think I didn’t forget about killing you.
*deep breath* But, yeah I’m nervous. The only person I brought home to Gramma was Maddie and even though I told Grams to lighten up majorly on the insults, instead she puts us through hardcore training! I told Grams how talkative and out-of-order you are so if she uses your energy as an excuse for training, then don’t blame it on me.
Jeeze, for an old lady she has so much energy to her. So much strength…
... technically, you don't ever see your Gramma.
*sigh* Alas, your nose will remain eternally unbooped, as I am not (quite) suicidally curious. Oh, OH, that's a- that's a sharp-looking dagger you got there, friendo!
*muttering, slowly getting louder*
"Don't blame it on me" he says, after telling me he mentioned my energetic nature to a drill sergeant of a grandparent. Who the hecking heck else am I going to blame it on? I need to be able to walk, Robin! Keeping up with you all day is tiring! My legs are only so long!
Oh, fiddlesticks. I'm not strong, Robin. I'm not! I am a tiny little twig! I can't even get free when my babiest sister grapples me!
*chuckles* Great. I’ll tell Grams that. Consider this payback for existing. She just loves training from ground zero.
*takes an incredibly deep breath in* Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Robbie! How could you!
Payback, motherfucker! I gotta get my joy from somewhere, and I think I know a new way to get it. *He grins but in a mischievous way, borderline predatory. He might be having too much fun with this*
*waves his hands around to emphasize his points*
You, sir, are sadistic! Cruel! Unbelievably mean! You're enjoying the prospect of my imminent death!
*gasp, getting progressively more giggly as he keeps talking*
Wait. Is it because you want to see my beautiful face? Is that it? Is this born of affection???
*laughs out loud. He’s cackling even. The joy on his face is both familiar and new, almost like a long lost but hardly remembered memory. But then he realizes where he is and stops almost abruptly. He opts for a kick*
As if! Go crawl in some hole somewhere!
…
…
…
Meet me on Friday. We’ll go together.
*grins, dodging the kick*
Friday it is! You're carrying the coffin.
Who the fuck are you. ((Directed at Cobalt)) -Robbie
I’m Cobalt!! I’m a halfling! The real question is who are you?
Call me Robin. Half-Tabaxi, can see the dead but not anything else, don’t pet me ever. Anything else?
The dead? Gods above, that’s so cool!! How long can you see them? Is it a power or passsive ability? Can I study you? Maybe I can make some glasses that allow you to block out this ability or even give the same ability to others!!!
Aw great I have another Hype on my hands…
*points to the collar* This is how I call the spirits. I mean yeah I can still see them but uh think of it like calling someone from across the street. For me I’m the only one that can see them in their basic form, a floating ball, and when I call them then they reveal their former forms, what they looked like when they died. You people though can’t see that. From what I hear you guys see them as purple butterflies. But if the spirits get angry or upset, then they turn red and that’s when they’re revealed to regular people before trying to kill them. Usually ghosts are blue but I try to not get them to red, you see?
It’s more of a passive ability but when I and I alone ring the bell on the collar, that’s the power. As well as other abilities so that I don’t get killed.
I’m not a lab rat so no studying. This collar is how I live and only I can touch it. I can’t take it off or destroy it unless I want myself dead too. You can’t exactly make a pact with the UnderTaker and expect to have been living in the first place.
So what I’m hearing is it’s a support item that deals in vibrational wavelengths. The bell allows you to exist partially on the same wavelength as the spirits so as to be able to view them. Or maybe you already exist on that wavelength and the bell gets you all the way there. VIBRATIONAL SUNGLASSES TO DISRUPT THE FREQUENCY!!! GENIUS!!!! Hangonhangonhangonhangon
*he stares dumbfoundedly* …
I don’t know if I should be even more annoyed. I didn’t think it was possible but you might be worse than Hype…
I have no idea who Hype is!! But if I can bounce some ideas off them and maybe even have them test some of my new devices, I’d be down to meet them! And thanks! My Captain tells me that “annoying” is really just a compliment in disguise!
… I’m gonna regret this but I’m also curious.
@ask-zarissa-dnd Hype get your ass in here. Some kid’s askin’ for you.
HALFLING BUDDIES!
Thanks Robbie, I knew you loved me really.
:P
*skips out of kicking range* I just stuck my tongue out at you, by the way.
Hi, I'm Hype Tenpenny, and I'm a wizard! What do you do, Cobalt?
Hiya! I’m an artificer! Specifically an Artillerist! I make a bunch of magic weapons! I love to see how thing work and uh.. explode. Heh!
Ooooooooooo magic weapons sound awesome. I can only make magic pebbles.
Explosions? O.O
I wanna see them.
Okay give me like 5 seconds!! I can definitely make something around here explode!! Do you prefer a color for the flames? I’m so excited!! I’ve never had someone ask me to create an explosion on purpose before!!
Can you make it multicoloured? I've never had anyone offer to explode anything for me before! What're you gonna explode? How are you gonna do it? Will there be shrapnel?
Ohh no! I’m putting on the big br- uh, Adult pants on now! No bombs!
*pouts* but Robbbbbiiiieee! Why not? Why can't I? It would be multicolo- you don't care. Big explosion...
This is the first time I've ever met anyone who offered to explode something for me, you can't take this away from me!
I was wondering where you guys were, and then I heard talk of explosions. Also, I heard explosions in general and figured that’s where you guys were. Also, rainbow explosions? That sounds cool, why not let ‘em go off? *muttering* Plus, if I can figure out the components, I could make some really cool color bombs...
@dnd-maddie-ask-blog
See? Pax agrees with me! Hang on, wait-
Cobalt, can we make it smell nice, too? But not overpowering?
Pax is gonna make colour bombs Pax is gonna make colour bombs Pax is gonna make colour-
Look, Runt, all bombs give me is a ringing in my ears. No. Bombs. And no explosions of any kind. *cue Death Glare*
Haha. How cute. If people I actually care about can’t get me to stop making explosives, what makes you think you can? Anyway what if I made a smoke bomb instead but with an infused illusion spell so that it looks like you’ve poofed out of nowhere. It’s great for major distractions!
… As long as it’s silent. And doesn’t smell like anything. Less suspicion that way…
*GASP*
this sounds super cool Cobalt you're awesome I want to witness the explosionsssssssss
Hype I am exclusively blaming you for this. I told Grams about you and now she wants to meet you. I blaming you for this completely. -Robin
YAY! Your Grams sounds awesome, I'm so happy I get to meet her. Also scared. She sounds very scary. She's the one who taught you the Glare o' Doom, yes?
I accept blame for this wholeheartedly.
>:3
My epicness just could not be contained, even in stories told by my very good friend Robin (which no doubt captured my truest heroic essence, as any good friend would do, when describing me and my exploits. You did do that, right? You made sure to paint me in a good light?)
:P
Yeah she’s amazing but that’s not the point! Look, just answer any questions you might get and the situation will be over and done with. Oh, and if you make a wrong move there’s no guarantee she won’t use her claws on you. Got it? Good. And even though I’ll be there, no agreeing to any outings! Last thing I wanna hear is you trying to deal with guards.
*mutters* “Glare of Doom”. What the fuck is that.
Are you okay? Your tail's all poofed up, are you nervous?
Claws? Oh yeah, she was called Iron Claws, right? ... Worrying. Don't worry, I'm going to prepare spells that will let me not get caught and thus shredded. 🎶Expeditious Retreat is the best spell I know🎶
Okay, okay! I promise not to agree to any outings involving guards!
The Glare of Doom is this thing you do when I'm being particularly irritating where you scrunch up your face and I can feel the malevolence just radiate off you, but it's very cute and I have to resist the urge to boop your nose every time you do it because I'm pretty sure you'd bite me if I tried, aaand... I should stop talking!
Ah! *he quickly smooths out his tail* I-I’m not nervous! I don’t have any reason to be nervous! It’s not like I never see my Gramma anyway. She’s right across town for crying out loud…
*Oh good you caught him glaring* Yeah, Punk, you’re right. I’d bite your damn finger off. I still have that dagger with me you know. Don’t think I didn’t forget about killing you.
*deep breath* But, yeah I’m nervous. The only person I brought home to Gramma was Maddie and even though I told Grams to lighten up majorly on the insults, instead she puts us through hardcore training! I told Grams how talkative and out-of-order you are so if she uses your energy as an excuse for training, then don’t blame it on me.
Jeeze, for an old lady she has so much energy to her. So much strength…
... technically, you don't ever see your Gramma.
*sigh* Alas, your nose will remain eternally unbooped, as I am not (quite) suicidally curious. Oh, OH, that's a- that's a sharp-looking dagger you got there, friendo!
*muttering, slowly getting louder*
"Don't blame it on me" he says, after telling me he mentioned my energetic nature to a drill sergeant of a grandparent. Who the hecking heck else am I going to blame it on? I need to be able to walk, Robin! Keeping up with you all day is tiring! My legs are only so long!
Oh, fiddlesticks. I'm not strong, Robin. I'm not! I am a tiny little twig! I can't even get free when my babiest sister grapples me!
*chuckles* Great. I’ll tell Grams that. Consider this payback for existing. She just loves training from ground zero.
*takes an incredibly deep breath in* Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Robbie! How could you!
Payback, motherfucker! I gotta get my joy from somewhere, and I think I know a new way to get it. *He grins but in a mischievous way, borderline predatory. He might be having too much fun with this*
*waves his hands around to emphasize his points*
You, sir, are sadistic! Cruel! Unbelievably mean! You're enjoying the prospect of my imminent death!
*gasp, getting progressively more giggly as he keeps talking*
Wait. Is it because you want to see my beautiful face? Is that it? Is this born of affection???
Hey Hype! It’s Pax, I know this is kind of weird, but do you want a shoulder ride? I just really wanna give you a shoulder ride for some reason right now.
Oh, shit.
*vibrating for several seconds*
*covers her ears*
YESSSSSSSSSSS
Sweet! Uh, would you like me to kneel, or are you going to use that weird 10ft pole of yours to pole vault onto my shoulders?
Ah, given how it went last time, and also that it broke in half, maybe you come down here?
Ah, yes, that’s right. I mean, at least you got onto my shoulders okay?
*crouches down*
Here you go! You have anywhere in particular you wanna go?
*scrambles on*
Nowhere specific! Where's your favourite place? We could go to a river?
Rivers are good! There’s also a really nice meadow I like to hang out in, to cloudgaze and stuff, so we could go there too. Do you like to cloudgaze?
Oooooo I love cloudgazing! Let's go! Onwards, noble steed!
*Pax tries reaching back to pick Hype up by the back of his clothing, fails and nearly hits herself in the head instead*
Hey! I’m not your horse, I’m your friend who is kindly giving you shoulder rides! Don’t you disrespect me, little man!
You don't have to be a horse to be a steed! I am riding you, therefore you are steed.
*he takes one hand off, pats her head, slips and ends up nearly falling off but manages to hold on but he's sliding slowly*
Okay, so it *is* rude, but you don't mind? *sighs, getting out a 10 foot pole* Hold this, please?
Yeah, most of us don't like that.
*she grabs the pole*
Oh, sure I guess. What for?
*tries and fails to climb the pole*
Fiddlesticks!
*let's go of the pole and instinctively reaches out to catch him, then bursts out laughing*
Holy shit! That was so funny, why'd you- oh my god- *wheeze*
*grabs onto her like a baby koala before petting her*
You said to get up here! I'm not tall! I have to improvise! This may not have gone how I intended but I'm up here now!
You could've asked me to crouch or something?? And you weigh less then an entire sack of potatoes! Where did you even get that pole from?
Oh, it's a trick... Riddle... Taught me. I just need to put it down "offscreen" and "not mention it" and I can take stuff pretty much anywhere. It makes my head hurt if I think about it too hard, but most magic does.
Asking you to crouch defeats the purpose! Besides, most people don't crouch when I ask them to. Pax does. Pax is nice. I like riding on her shoulders when my legs get tired.
*sigh* I know... I'm a twig...
There's no way you're allowed to drink you'd knock out after like one beer, you're literally a lightweight!
I am allowed to drink! I have a normal halfling metabolism for my age! Me being a lightweight is nothing whatsoever with me being a literal lightweight!
Yes, if I drank a human-sized tankard I would be sloshed, because the cup is massive compared to me!
If you look at it proportionally, I can drink people under the table.
I have an unshakable feeling that you are lying. But whatever- you want alcohol poisoning, fine by me!
...
Also are you gonna get down?
I'm fine up here, actually. It's nice being able to see things from a different angle.
*buries his cold hands in her fur*
Isn't hanging here kind of boring? You seem like an energetic can't-sit-still type. 'N why're you're hands so cold?
I mean I bounce around a lot but sometimes it's nice to hold still, you know?
I'm also winding up so by the time I see Robbie I'm bouncing off the walls.
I don't know, my hands are just always freezing! I consider this a bonus because I get to warm them up on siblings. Your fur is a very nice texture, thank you for letting me touch it.
...mkay, that's enough.
*wriggles to get down, like a lil kitty*
*drop*
*lands on his feet*
Thank you, that was fun! Who do you usually adventure with? When did you start adventuring? Why?
Anytime! I guess you could say I started adventuring when I was a baby, my clan is nomadic! But I guess the formal start was when my friends and I secretly got a travelling blessing from one of the elders at 16! We've been running around ever since.
I travel around with the same kits I ran off with! Their names are Star, Moon, Thistle, Leaf, and Bubble! And our dog Acer! He's the bestest boy.
No reason we started travelling or whatever, Star just got bored one day and was like "You know what would be fun?", and that was that.
Ooo, you've been traveling your whole life? That's awesome! I just started late last year. 16? Isn't that... Kinda young? When do tabaxi mature, anyway?
That's so cool! You have a dog? Where where where?
Well I know we mature at the same rate as humans.
But yeah it's super young, that's why we had to secretly get the blessing! 'n Acer's not here right now, he's with the rest of my mates. Sorry to disappoint!
Why'd you start travelling? You seem a bit.... squishy?
:P
Awww. You keep secretssss? Are there any you're willing to tell me?
I started traveling because I wanna see the world! I made a deal with Violet (that's my eldest younger sister) that we'd both go adventuring and tell the other all our stories when we both ended up back home, and I need to abuse my year's headstart. Renna and Dad were... Cautious about the idea, but Grandpa helped a lot! He gave me his slingshot, look!
*holds up slingshot with a Dwarvish rune carved into it*
Hey Hype! It’s Pax, I know this is kind of weird, but do you want a shoulder ride? I just really wanna give you a shoulder ride for some reason right now.
Oh, shit.
*vibrating for several seconds*
*covers her ears*
YESSSSSSSSSSS
Sweet! Uh, would you like me to kneel, or are you going to use that weird 10ft pole of yours to pole vault onto my shoulders?
Ah, given how it went last time, and also that it broke in half, maybe you come down here?
Ah, yes, that’s right. I mean, at least you got onto my shoulders okay?
*crouches down*
Here you go! You have anywhere in particular you wanna go?
*scrambles on*
Nowhere specific! Where's your favourite place? We could go to a river?
Rivers are good! There’s also a really nice meadow I like to hang out in, to cloudgaze and stuff, so we could go there too. Do you like to cloudgaze?
Oooooo I love cloudgazing! Let's go! Onwards, noble steed!
Hey Hype! It’s Pax, I know this is kind of weird, but do you want a shoulder ride? I just really wanna give you a shoulder ride for some reason right now.
Oh, shit.
*vibrating for several seconds*
*covers her ears*
YESSSSSSSSSSS
Sweet! Uh, would you like me to kneel, or are you going to use that weird 10ft pole of yours to pole vault onto my shoulders?
Ah, given how it went last time, and also that it broke in half, maybe you come down here?
Ah, yes, that’s right. I mean, at least you got onto my shoulders okay?
*crouches down*
Here you go! You have anywhere in particular you wanna go?
*scrambles on*
Nowhere specific! Where's your favourite place? We could go to a river?
Hey Hype! It’s Pax, I know this is kind of weird, but do you want a shoulder ride? I just really wanna give you a shoulder ride for some reason right now.
Oh, shit.
*vibrating for several seconds*
*covers her ears*
YESSSSSSSSSSS
Sweet! Uh, would you like me to kneel, or are you going to use that weird 10ft pole of yours to pole vault onto my shoulders?
Ah, given how it went last time, and also that it broke in half, maybe you come down here?
Okay, so it *is* rude, but you don't mind? *sighs, getting out a 10 foot pole* Hold this, please?
Yeah, most of us don't like that.
*she grabs the pole*
Oh, sure I guess. What for?
*tries and fails to climb the pole*
Fiddlesticks!
*let's go of the pole and instinctively reaches out to catch him, then bursts out laughing*
Holy shit! That was so funny, why'd you- oh my god- *wheeze*
*grabs onto her like a baby koala before petting her*
You said to get up here! I'm not tall! I have to improvise! This may not have gone how I intended but I'm up here now!
You could've asked me to crouch or something?? And you weigh less then an entire sack of potatoes! Where did you even get that pole from?
Oh, it's a trick... Riddle... Taught me. I just need to put it down "offscreen" and "not mention it" and I can take stuff pretty much anywhere. It makes my head hurt if I think about it too hard, but most magic does.
Asking you to crouch defeats the purpose! Besides, most people don't crouch when I ask them to. Pax does. Pax is nice. I like riding on her shoulders when my legs get tired.
*sigh* I know... I'm a twig...
There's no way you're allowed to drink you'd knock out after like one beer, you're literally a lightweight!
I am allowed to drink! I have a normal halfling metabolism for my age! Me being a lightweight is nothing whatsoever with me being a literal lightweight!
Yes, if I drank a human-sized tankard I would be sloshed, because the cup is massive compared to me!
If you look at it proportionally, I can drink people under the table.
I have an unshakable feeling that you are lying. But whatever- you want alcohol poisoning, fine by me!
...
Also are you gonna get down?
I'm fine up here, actually. It's nice being able to see things from a different angle.
*buries his cold hands in her fur*
Isn't hanging here kind of boring? You seem like an energetic can't-sit-still type. 'N why're you're hands so cold?
I mean I bounce around a lot but sometimes it's nice to hold still, you know?
I'm also winding up so by the time I see Robbie I'm bouncing off the walls.
I don't know, my hands are just always freezing! I consider this a bonus because I get to warm them up on siblings. Your fur is a very nice texture, thank you for letting me touch it.
...mkay, that's enough.
*wriggles to get down, like a lil kitty*
*drop*
*lands on his feet*
Thank you, that was fun! Who do you usually adventure with? When did you start adventuring? Why?
Anytime! I guess you could say I started adventuring when I was a baby, my clan is nomadic! But I guess the formal start was when my friends and I secretly got a travelling blessing from one of the elders at 16! We've been running around ever since.
I travel around with the same kits I ran off with! Their names are Star, Moon, Thistle, Leaf, and Bubble! And our dog Acer! He's the bestest boy.
No reason we started travelling or whatever, Star just got bored one day and was like "You know what would be fun?", and that was that.
Ooo, you've been traveling your whole life? That's awesome! I just started late last year. 16? Isn't that... Kinda young? When do tabaxi mature, anyway?
That's so cool! You have a dog? Where where where?
Hey Hype! It’s Pax, I know this is kind of weird, but do you want a shoulder ride? I just really wanna give you a shoulder ride for some reason right now.
Oh, shit.
*vibrating for several seconds*
*covers her ears*
YESSSSSSSSSSS
Okay, so it *is* rude, but you don't mind? *sighs, getting out a 10 foot pole* Hold this, please?
Yeah, most of us don't like that.
*she grabs the pole*
Oh, sure I guess. What for?
*tries and fails to climb the pole*
Fiddlesticks!
*let's go of the pole and instinctively reaches out to catch him, then bursts out laughing*
Holy shit! That was so funny, why'd you- oh my god- *wheeze*
*grabs onto her like a baby koala before petting her*
You said to get up here! I'm not tall! I have to improvise! This may not have gone how I intended but I'm up here now!
You could've asked me to crouch or something?? And you weigh less then an entire sack of potatoes! Where did you even get that pole from?
Oh, it's a trick... Riddle... Taught me. I just need to put it down "offscreen" and "not mention it" and I can take stuff pretty much anywhere. It makes my head hurt if I think about it too hard, but most magic does.
Asking you to crouch defeats the purpose! Besides, most people don't crouch when I ask them to. Pax does. Pax is nice. I like riding on her shoulders when my legs get tired.
*sigh* I know... I'm a twig...
There's no way you're allowed to drink you'd knock out after like one beer, you're literally a lightweight!
I am allowed to drink! I have a normal halfling metabolism for my age! Me being a lightweight is nothing whatsoever with me being a literal lightweight!
Yes, if I drank a human-sized tankard I would be sloshed, because the cup is massive compared to me!
If you look at it proportionally, I can drink people under the table.
I have an unshakable feeling that you are lying. But whatever- you want alcohol poisoning, fine by me!
...
Also are you gonna get down?
I'm fine up here, actually. It's nice being able to see things from a different angle.
*buries his cold hands in her fur*
Isn't hanging here kind of boring? You seem like an energetic can't-sit-still type. 'N why're you're hands so cold?
I mean I bounce around a lot but sometimes it's nice to hold still, you know?
I'm also winding up so by the time I see Robbie I'm bouncing off the walls.
I don't know, my hands are just always freezing! I consider this a bonus because I get to warm them up on siblings. Your fur is a very nice texture, thank you for letting me touch it.
...mkay, that's enough.
*wriggles to get down, like a lil kitty*
*drop*
*lands on his feet*
Thank you, that was fun! Who do you usually adventure with? When did you start adventuring? Why?
Okay, so it *is* rude, but you don't mind? *sighs, getting out a 10 foot pole* Hold this, please?
Yeah, most of us don't like that.
*she grabs the pole*
Oh, sure I guess. What for?
*tries and fails to climb the pole*
Fiddlesticks!
*let's go of the pole and instinctively reaches out to catch him, then bursts out laughing*
Holy shit! That was so funny, why'd you- oh my god- *wheeze*
*grabs onto her like a baby koala before petting her*
You said to get up here! I'm not tall! I have to improvise! This may not have gone how I intended but I'm up here now!
You could've asked me to crouch or something?? And you weigh less then an entire sack of potatoes! Where did you even get that pole from?
Oh, it's a trick... Riddle... Taught me. I just need to put it down "offscreen" and "not mention it" and I can take stuff pretty much anywhere. It makes my head hurt if I think about it too hard, but most magic does.
Asking you to crouch defeats the purpose! Besides, most people don't crouch when I ask them to. Pax does. Pax is nice. I like riding on her shoulders when my legs get tired.
*sigh* I know... I'm a twig...
There's no way you're allowed to drink you'd knock out after like one beer, you're literally a lightweight!
I am allowed to drink! I have a normal halfling metabolism for my age! Me being a lightweight is nothing whatsoever with me being a literal lightweight!
Yes, if I drank a human-sized tankard I would be sloshed, because the cup is massive compared to me!
If you look at it proportionally, I can drink people under the table.
I have an unshakable feeling that you are lying. But whatever- you want alcohol poisoning, fine by me!
...
Also are you gonna get down?
I'm fine up here, actually. It's nice being able to see things from a different angle.
*buries his cold hands in her fur*
Isn't hanging here kind of boring? You seem like an energetic can't-sit-still type. 'N why're you're hands so cold?
I mean I bounce around a lot but sometimes it's nice to hold still, you know?
I'm also winding up so by the time I see Robbie I'm bouncing off the walls.
I don't know, my hands are just always freezing! I consider this a bonus because I get to warm them up on siblings. Your fur is a very nice texture, thank you for letting me touch it.
...mkay, that's enough.
*wriggles to get down, like a lil kitty*
