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Friends and Citizens: The period for a new election of a citizen to administer the executive government of the United States being not far distant, and the time actually arrived when your thoughts must be employed in designating the person who is to be clothed with that important trust…

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Though, in reviewing the incidents of my administration, I am unconscious of intentional error, I am nevertheless too sensible of my defects not to think it probable that I may have committed many errors. Whatever they may be, I fervently beseech the Almighty to avert or mitigate the evils to which they may tend. I shall also carry with me the hope that my country will never cease to view them with indulgence; and that, after forty five years of my life dedicated to its service with an upright zeal, the faults of incompetent abilities will be consigned to oblivion, as myself must soon be to the mansions of rest.

Relying on its kindness in this as in other things, and actuated by that fervent love towards it, which is so natural to a man who views in it the native soil of himself and his progenitors for several generations, I anticipate with pleasing expectation that retreat in which I promise myself to realize, without alloy, the sweet enjoyment of partaking, in the midst of my fellow-citizens, the benign influence of good laws under a free government, the ever-favorite object of my heart, and the happy reward, as I trust, of our mutual cares, labors, and dangers.

Geo. Washington.

The signs in the heat

DEAD: Capricorn, Scorpio, Pisces

Still going on with life as normal: Aquarius, Taurus, Libra

Out enjoying the sun all the time: Leo, Gemini, Sagittarius

Always complaining and lives in front of a fan: Virgo, Cancer, Aries

shalomdude

Happy birthday, America! (x)

ladyhistory

YOU BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY YOU

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d0peyy

There are two types of Overwatch players.

adamsmasher

y'all make me wish i had $60 and free time

phantomrin

Helion (ACOWAR by @sjmaas)

peyfler

HELLO

the-suriel-deserved-better

Boy you can Fuck me with that Toga on

yaboydeactivating-deactivated20

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

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We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

lasombritas

oh

impulsemuppet

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat-de

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.