Oh my god, you're alive
Oh my god, youâre still not dead.
[ LUCAN!!!! ;c; ]
 Câmon I mean it though.
And I think you meant Fuck *me.Â
Right, right.
No, I meant what I said.
How could I ever prove my unyielding affections, dear brother. Perhaps a kiss or a night under the stars
Thatâll just make me hate you more. No.
Damn. It seems that my love is unrequited. Woe is me.Â
Your sarcasm is just rancorous.
But it's truth. Just, a wee bit more sassy.












