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@askasakiku-sortof
things I can’t imagine
someone having a crush on me
someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow s/he’s cute’
someone getting happy because I messaged them first
someone thinking about me, in general
someone wondering how I am
someone finding me attractive
someone doing something to try and impress me
someone asking their friend on what to say to me
someone wanting to get to know me
Reblog if you Multiship :)
thedoctorslittlehunter:
do u have that one person who you kinda just
im so happy youre alive i dont care that youre miles and miles away i just love you a lot and care for you so much
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Forever reblog
No. I’m eating. I don’t wanna see you hang out your goddamn tits while I have food. My kids don’t wanna see it. It’s not some misogynistic ideal, it’s fucking public indecency. Can I take my cock out under the table and feed my wife/girlfriend? No? Fuck you
i genuinely cannot believe that you just compared a blowjob to breastfeeding oh my fucking god
getting a blowjob is a sexual thing and it also does not ‘feed’ anyone whereas breastfeeding is literally not even a sexual thing a baby is having food that they need to live like it’s nowhere near on the same level as getting a blowjob omg
if you are uncomfortable seeing a woman breastfeeding then that is your problem because you have oversexualised breasts so much that you can’t even stand seeing them being used for their actual purpose and also you’re an idiot
go eat your dinner in a public bathroom, you trash bag
End skeevy dudes who compare whipping out their dick in public to breast feeding 2k15
DO YOU FEED YOUR CHILDREN SEMEN? SHOVE A TRASH CAN UP YOUR ASS
Pediatric anthropology student, here.
1.) Breasts as sexual fetishes is a (largely Western) cultural construction. Yes, it’s a fetish – anything you are sexually attracted to that is not the genitals of an adult is a fetish, or paraphilia. My professors have met non-Westerners who think our men are “like babies” because they are attracted to breasts.
Breasts ≠ genitals. Scientifically, they are considered secondary sexual characteristics – same category as facial hair. They can be sexual in a sexual context, just as necks and feet can be. But their primary purpose is reproductive.
2.) Breastmilk is not a “bodily fluid.” It is FOOD.
It is not categorized by the CDC as a biohazard, and so no you don’t need to freak out if your coworker wants to store her milk right next to your Lunchables.
MOREOVER,
Breastmilk is not just protein and vitamins. It is a living, dynamic substance that BUILDS HUMANS.
It has hundreds of ingredients (<— actually that list needs to be updated because they’ve discovered more already). There is a lab at the University of Washington St. Louis, where they have written all of the ingredients of human milk on the wall – They have run out of room on that wall. Among those ingredients:
The exact ratio of protein-sugars-fats that human infants need (cow’s milk doesn’t even come close)
Antibodies to pathogens in the baby’s environment (synthesized by the mother within hours of coming into contact with a given pathogen) and other immune factors
Stem cells. FUCKING STEM CELLS. (They used glow-in-the-dark mice to find out what they do!)
Hormones (support growth and regulate behavior)
peptides
Self-digesting fats (what the whaaat)
Growth factors
water, vitamins, minerals, carbs, etc.
prolly other awesome shit we don’t even know about yet because we’ve barely scratched the surface of this research!
These ingredients change hour-to-hour according to the baby’s needs. It will even add more water on hot/dry days. Fuck, breastmilk kills cancer in a petri dish. Breastmilk. is. not. a. bodily. fluid. It. is. liquid. gold. 3.) When you tell a woman to go to the bathroom to breastfeed, you are perpetuating the notion that it is dirty and shameful and needs to be hidden away. This idea is the biggest barrier to achieving breastfeeding goals in the United States. Because women feel ashamed, they often stay isolated at home when they should be spending time out and about with friends and family and having, like, a life. This isolation can contribute to postpartum depression. From the Surgeon General’s Call to Action to Support Breastfeeding: Women may find themselves excluded from social interactions when they are breastfeeding because others are reluctant to be in the same room while they breastfeed. For many women, the feeling of embarrassment restricts their activities and is cited as a reason for choosing to feed supplementary formula or to give up breastfeeding altogether. And since we have this culture of shame and privacy surrounding breastfeeding, young girls and women don’t see it enough to learn what is normal/not and how to do it, so they often give up when they run into problems because they don’t realize there’s an easy fix. Moreover, an infant needs to be integrated into society in order to develop properly. He/she needs to see faces and hear voices. Isolating them – or throwing a blanket over their head – takes this important component of their development away. It also often annoys them because they are understimulated. 4.) YOU NEED TO SEE IT. That’s right, YOU. Even if you are a dude. Maybe you aren’t a parent, but you probably have loved ones who are. Or you might become one yourself someday. And if you are American chances are you have no idea how breastfeeding actually works, because you never fucking see it. It’s messy and complicated, and hard. It used to be a part of everyday life, because there weren’t any alternatives – So we learned how to do it by being around it all the time, NBD. The whole sexualization/modesty thing surrounding breasts wasn’t a thing until like the mid-20th century. Check out this 1871 drawing of a woman breastfeeding IN FUCKING CHURCH:
She’s covered head to toe, in accordance with modesty standards of the time – except for her breast, about which the people around her give zero fucks. More from the Surgeon General: In American culture, breasts have often been regarded primarily as sexual objects, while their nurturing function has been downplayed. Although focusing on the sexuality of female breasts is common in the mass media, visual images of breastfeeding are rare, and a mother may never have seen a woman breastfeeding. Mothers need to see it. Future mothers need to see it. Future fathers need to see it. Family members need to see it. Everybody needs to see it. SO THEY FUCKING GET USED TO IT. So, no, I’m not gonna go to the bathroom to feed my kid. If you don’t want to see it, then DON’T. FUCKING. LOOK.
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artists reblog if you agree
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tiny adrien and mari for a mini comic maybe??
Please don’t scroll past this! You could change a generation of kids and teenagers! EVERYONE! I need your attention! This is our one chance to truly make an impact on the Miraculous Ladybug when it airs in the fall of 2015. For anyone who wants to learn about Ladybug really quickly before reading or re-blogging this, please watch these videos and consider doing so! Anime PV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlwV3scCgAM 3D Trailer 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFT-lPzuOr0 3D Trailer 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpDCWD5G2jU 3D Preview 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXYJop0xCjs 3D Preview 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoXav4p8zJ4 Licensing 2015 Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xChtGwI8_-k The voice cast includes many great VA’s, including Cristina Vee who voices many characters in cartoons/animes including Sailor Mars! The original creator behind Ladybug stated (as seen in the images above) that the series has a HUGE chance to be animated if the CG version is a success. However, it won’t be as easy now that Nick has broadcasting rights. As you know, Nickelodeon has gained broadcasting rights to many “magical girl/heroine” series before. They usually leave them out of the spotlight and neglect advertising on television. This means that if the show drops in ratings, then they will move it to digital or worse… to Nicktoons. If this happens, the show may NOT receive the anime series us teenagers have be wanting for so long! Don’t underestimate Nickelodeon, they’ve moved shows to digital before. They’ve done it with the Legend of Korra, Winx Club, and several other shows in a process that is all too familiar: 1. Give the show a bad time slot (such as noon on a Sunday) 2. Shows ratings are low/ have dropped = Pull all advertising 3. Ratings get worse = Move to digital 4. Moved to digital = Taken off the air in the USA
We CANNOT LET THIS HAPPEN AGAIN This show has strong potential, and many people want to see an even more grown up/more mature series in the future (like the anime/original cgi story) We need to appreciate the show as it is now just like we do with great shows like Steven Universe, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, and more. If you’re afraid of being judged for watching a cartoon on live TV when it airs, just remember that cartoons are for everyone. Never let anyone degrade you for what you watch. They don’t express who we are, they express how we feel and if you feel good enough to watch a cartoon and shrug off anyone who looks down upon you for doing so, that makes you a stronger person. So what can you do to help? Any or all of the following: -Watch the show when it airs, and try to watch it on TV -Purchase the toys that are being produced by BANDAI, one of the leading Toy Companies in the world! -Talk about it if you can, share it with a friend -Create amazing fan projects like artwork, and videos And last but not least, Re-blog and like this post! Together we can show the United States that we’re ready for magical girl hero brands to come to America and we can treat them right because this is 2015! Ladybug is the key to opening the doors to magical girls here in America. Please don’t throw it away! Thank you! EDIT: Wow! 39k notes! You guys are amazing. Thank you so much for your support, it means the world to me and I know it means the world to Zagtoon as well =) Remember, the more we watch, the more Ladybug we’ll get! Also, if anyone has a Facebook and would like the fastest updates and news about the show, like this page here! https://www.facebook.com/MiraculousLadybugZagtoon
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I’m probably going to continue posting dumb class head canons for Miraculous Ladybug forever, but just think about this: Adrien is very popular with all the girls at school, as mentioned in some supplementary materials as well as seen in the Dark Cupid episode… except everyone in the class but Marinette and Chloe seems pretty chill about him.
Just imagine if there ends up being a group chat with some people outside the class, and some people from the class. Invariably, someone sighs, “You’re so lucky you get to be in the same class as Adrien Agreste,” and Rose (or anyone really, but most likely her) just sighs wistfully and smiles, “Yeah, I can’t wait to see when Adrien and Marinette finally get together…”
Then she notices everyone outside of their class is staring at her. Her classmates are just nodding along like they’ve heard this all before and totally agree, but the other students? STARE.
Someone blurts, “Wait, don’t you want to date Adrien?”
Rose looks baffled at the very idea. “…No? Why would I?”
“Because he’s Adrien Agreste,” someone else exclaims, before they look around and see the same general non-reaction. “…Doesn’t anyone in your class want to go out with him?”
Alix shrugs. “I mean, there’s Chloe, but that’s not going to happen unless he gets brainwashed or blackmailed. And Juleka likes doing his makeup, I guess.”
Julika is normally pretty reserved when it comes to larger groups, but she adds, “Well, yeah, he has a nice face and he doesn’t fuss. But I don’t need to date him to do that.”
“Why isn’t anyone else in your class interested in dating him?!”
“Um, because we’re waiting for him to get together with Marinette?” Alix rolls her eyes, and the tone of her voice tacks on an obvious why else? where her words never did. “Seriously, everyone can see it, and they’re going to be kind of adorable once they get off their dense butts and actually start dating.”
Then she spots movement out of the corner of her eye. Marinette, who is on the other side of the quad and doodling in her sketchbook, doesn’t see Adrien approaching, but Alix does - and she points it out silently to the group with a flick of her fingers.
They watch as Alya, grinning brightly enough to be seen even from here, nudges Marinette and makes excuses to leave just as Adrien arrives - then makes it about as far as the nearest corner with her phone out to record.
Marinette takes no notice until he asks her something, then she jumps and blushes. They end up talking though, and Adrien sits down next to her, leaning in to get a closer look at her drawings. Marinette in turn leans in and points things out, and before the group knows it, the two of them are chatting easily and completely lost in their own world.
Several other people in the school are converted to the ship that day.
Me, writing: Have I already had someone shrug recently? Yeah I think she shrugged like two minutes ago already. I'm pretty sure I've written someone chuckling like five times. Everyone chuckles so damn much. Maybe everything is just super amusing here. How about I switch it up a bit and have someone raise an eyebrow curiously yeah that'll work hell yeah
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Adrien: (soft laugh) Silly girl~
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Art/Post by:
@quirkiilogical ; http://quirkiilogical.tumblr.com/
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Let us wrap you in feels! Here’s more of what my Adrien voice sounds like.
Which is basically my normal voice. :3 ~ Chat Mun
So there were real tears in the making of this cuz yup. ~Lady mun
He was not ready
Stubborn. Perverted. Patient.
This is witchcraft.
Born. Insane. Understand.
Dedicated, emotive, and CRAZY!
Me.
Insane, stubborn, mature
OMG I just thought of a great ML idea
So fashion can be kinda wonky at times so a designer under Gabriel designs a “Urban Animal” line where, like, all the models are dressed like, well, animals of the city and Adrien is, of course, told to do it. So he’s like “Ok, but I gotta let my friends know because we gotta study later” so he tells Nino, Alya, and Marinette, his group for studying or a project or whatever, to meet him on site at the end so they can go to get work done.
Now on accident there’s some issues and they get the times mixed up, so Alya, Nino, and Marinette show up when all the models do and one of the models, a long black-haired girl of short stature that kinda looks like Marinette, happens to break a heel while trying to throw her weight around. So now she’s rushed off to the hospital and the designer is like “crap I need a short cute model FAST” and then, just as Adrien tells his friends were snacks are while he goes off for the shoot, the designer spots Marinette and is just like YOU.
And Marinette drops the cookie an inch from her mouth as she nearly has a heart attack. The designer is INSISTENT that this is a blessing from above and he BEGS her to fill in like he’ll PAY her. At first, Marinette isn’t sure but with Alya’s nudges and the number she’d get paid (which would cover a TON of design materials for the next month let me tell you), she’s shoved towards the tent for make-up and dress-up.
And so then the show is on with various designs and, in the midst of things, Marinette realizes what she looks like and has a minor heart attack but it’s too late, she’s standing on the roof next to something that looks like a bee and a pigeon-man is swooping in on them.
She’s none other than decked in a ladybug-themed outfit down to the thick glasses with red and black linings.
She actually does a marvelous job, though, striking poses like a hero of the day and night. The photographers are eating it up. Then, another group moves in from a neighboring area for the massive photo-op, and Marinette looks down from her perch as green eyes peak back at her.
Marinette nearly falls off the metal balcony as a black cat with blond hair and dual leather belts leaps out, eyes wide behind green-tinted glasses that bring out his own glorious irises.
And Marinette’s like holy cow that looks like Chat but like if he was a model not a street cat.
And so the mass-op begins but at the end the designer just shoves everyone off because the only two who look so comfortable in their clothes are the cat and the ladybug, slinking through the buildings like they’ve lived their lives on those roofs and not spoiled under them. Pose after pose the two are shot as the cat boy and the bug girl are just casting disbelieving glances at one another, especially when poses strike too close to home.
Finally, Marinette finds courage. “Chat?” She whispers when they were leaned against one another. The boy stiffens before casting a glance back.
“Lady?”
Then the designer just utterly destroys the secret identity thing with…
“Dupain! Agreste! Great jobs! That’s all for today!”
And then Marinette is just jaw dropped as she tears off her glasses, and he his, and she’s staring at Adrien like oh my gods it’s Chat and Adrien.
And wow is the review session suddenly confusing because Marinette just runs off to Alya and can’t look at Adrien straight lest she start screaming while Adrien is somewhere between yelling at Plagg like why didn’t you tell me and like I’m an idiot I’m an idiot I’M AN IDIOT.
SO… Model reveal AU.
THIS IS A HUGE, MASSIVE THANK YOU TO ALL THE FIC WRITERS. EVERY SINGLE ONE. IF YOU’RE JUST STARTING OUT, IF YOU’VE BEEN WRITING FOR YEARS. THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR STORIES WITH US. YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING, TALENTED INDIVIDUALS.
