decawpitate me

alright dickbags, heres my kentucky fried askblog

[askbirddave]

OMG THERE'S MORE THAN ONE BLOG! I just spammed up the asks on asktheskullboi and then I found your others and I'm so happy i love your art style and your blogs are amazing i love it! Would it be possible for you to post like a post with all the homestuck ask blogs you run on it? Idk if I've found them all...

//its just this one, skullboi, and windsucc

i dont really advertise birddave and skullboi cause im not too active on them

half because i dont get that many asks half because idk theyre not as spicy

[askbirddave]

*blue stick* blep

9/9

[askbirddave]

*throws blue stick* Tell us or me one of your most private ass secrets, bird dick dave man boy

8/9

[askbirddave]

Yellow stick: You wvant some fucc? -askthegreasycock

but i gotta know the person you feel?

you gotta buy me dinner first

7/9

[askbirddave]

*hands you a blue stick* hey, i dare you to give me a smooch! i mean, if you're brave enough to do it, hehe.

6/9

[askbirddave]

Hello Mr.Davesprite! *hands him a blue stick* may I have a hug?

5/9

[askbirddave]

*gives blue* eat a worm

4/9

[askbirddave]

EB: -Gives Blue- Hey dave, can i get some tail?

[askbirddave]

*slides over a blue stick* lemme pet ur wings *:00* they look hella soft

3/9

[askbirddave]

*gives blue* Lemme smash c:

oh that isnt the the type of smash you ment?

sorry dude one stick per person

2/9

[askbirddave]

1/9

[askbirddave]

M!A : Becky (Dave MUST answer the truth if he receives a yellow stick or MUST perform the action if he receives a blue stick - 1 day or 5 asks)

0/9

[askbirddave]

//oh shit i ment to reply sooner

im down to interact with whoever, im just really slow at responding to asks

[askbirddave]

[askbirddave]

What's your favorite food? :v

[askbirddave]

[askbirddave]

do you have a blanket nest somewhere?