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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@askbluemage
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"Waiting on da ups man/suckkkkk"
The skeleton be on the look out for a certain Paladin.
"LEROY JENKINS!!!!"
((ARTIX STOP!!!! BAD PALADIN BAD!!!!!!))
@Warlics
*stares at Warlics* “… I don’t get what’s happening here.”
(Father and son interactions XD
An anon used magic to make wargoth take over for ask warlic )
Warlic huffs and sits angrily on his chair because his dad won’t give him his overdue pony present.
Wargoth stares down his son. "This pouting will not help you."
* looks at…
"I…. It’s in the stables." He gives.
* Pulls dad to go with him to the stables* 83
"I need lackeys. I need to watch this world burn. It’s far too cold."
"BUT DAD!!! You promised not to! "
"I ALSO…
"OH DEAR GOD PLEASE DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER SHELL MOUNT MY GREAT HUGE DICK OVER THE MANTLE AGAIN!"
* Stops and runs back to dad extending his hands* ” Where’s my pony then?? “
He grumbles and produces a Ponyta for the boy. “If you take good care of it it’ll grow into a fine war stallion.”
" A WAR STALLION!!! 8D Thanks dad!!!" * rushes out to train his new pony*
Warlic huffs and sits angrily on his chair because his dad won’t give him his overdue pony present.
Wargoth stares down his son. "This pouting will not help you."
* looks at Wargoth with teary eyes in an attempt to guilt trip him*
"That…that won’t work either…" It will. Because its what his wife does when she isn’t threatening him.
* Looks at dad with teary puppy eye combo*
"Mrrrrph. That…psychological warfare…. You’ve learned from your mother." He’s breaking.
* stares at him longer*
"I need lackeys. I need to watch this world burn. It’s far too cold."
"BUT DAD!!! You promised not to! "
"I ALSO…
"OH DEAR GOD PLEASE DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER SHELL MOUNT MY GREAT HUGE DICK OVER THE MANTLE AGAIN!"
* Stops and runs back to dad extending his hands* " Where's my pony then?? "
Warlic huffs and sits angrily on his chair because his dad won’t give him his overdue pony present.
Wargoth stares down his son. "This pouting will not help you."
* looks at Wargoth with teary eyes in an attempt to guilt trip him*
"That…that won’t work either…" It will. Because its what his wife does when she isn’t threatening him.
* Looks at dad with teary puppy eye combo*
"I need lackeys. I need to watch this world burn. It’s far too cold."
"BUT DAD!!! You promised not to! "
"I ALSO PROMISED YOU A PONY BUT YOU’RE GETTING SHIT FOR FROSTVAL!"
" GIVE ME MY OVERDUE PONY!!!!11!1!11!! "
"NO NOT UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR PALADINS!"
" NO I WANT MY PONY NAO!!! RIGHT NAO!!!! * throws a tantrum* "
"FINISH OFF THE PALADIN AND YOU CAN HAVE A PONY."
" FINE. WHERE IS THE PALADIN??? "
"Outside the Necropolis."
" ......." * Runs off crying to mom to tell on dad *
Warlic huffs and sits angrily on his chair because his dad won’t give him his overdue pony present.
Wargoth stares down his son. "This pouting will not help you."
* looks at Wargoth with teary eyes in an attempt to guilt trip him*
"I need lackeys. I need to watch this world burn. It’s far too cold."
"BUT DAD!!! You promised not to! "
"I ALSO PROMISED YOU A PONY BUT YOU’RE GETTING SHIT FOR FROSTVAL!"
" GIVE ME MY OVERDUE PONY!!!!11!1!11!! "
"NO NOT UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR PALADINS!"
" NO I WANT MY PONY NAO!!! RIGHT NAO!!!! * throws a tantrum* "
"FINISH OFF THE PALADIN AND YOU CAN HAVE A PONY."
" FINE. WHERE IS THE PALADIN??? "
Warlic huffs and sits angrily on his chair because his dad won't give him his overdue pony present.
"Why the hell do I have a tag that says WARGOTH STAY OFF THE FURNITURE how high was I last night"
"I’m setting his best friend on fire too. Is it the Green one or the one with the TERRIBLE puns?”
" Dad dad daaaaaaadddd Can I help you with that??? Pleaaasssseeeeeeee I want to help you burn Cysero!"
"You’ve never taken an interest in what I do before… Your mother did say we need to bond—what the hell—yes, so. Lets burn the green Imbecile. As a family."
" Yay! 8D "
"I am so proud."
"I need lackeys. I need to watch this world burn. It’s far too cold."
"BUT DAD!!! You promised not to! "
"I ALSO PROMISED YOU A PONY BUT YOU’RE GETTING SHIT FOR FROSTVAL!"
" GIVE ME MY OVERDUE PONY!!!!11!1!11!! "
"NO NOT UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR PALADINS!"
" NO I WANT MY PONY NAO!!! RIGHT NAO!!!! * throws a tantrum* "
"I’m setting his best friend on fire too. Is it the Green one or the one with the TERRIBLE puns?”
" Dad dad daaaaaaadddd Can I help you with that??? Pleaaasssseeeeeeee I want to help you burn Cysero!"
"You’ve never taken an interest in what I do before… Your mother did say we need to bond—what the hell—yes, so. Lets burn the green Imbecile. As a family."
" Yay! 8D "