BURNING SPICE COOKIE

“𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆!” · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · ꒰ • BURNING SPICE ASK BLOG! 🔥

[askburningspicecookie]

“You dare approach the Great Destroyer?” ‼️💥

“This mailbox shall be worthless in a few years due to the inevitable Cycle of Change… yet, it is certainly amusing to see foolish cookies try and engage with a conversation with me. I must warn you, however - stand in my way, and I shall break you into pieces! HA HA!”

“Go on - ask me! If you dare..”

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OOC ~ BURNING SPICE ASK BLOG! Please, feel free to ask whatever question you want! With some rules, of course. ❤️‍🔥🕯️

• Flirting or suggestive comments is allowed, but no NSFW. It will result in an instant block. • No slurs in my asks. Those will be deleted. • Avoid mentions of shipping; the only ship that COULD be subtly implied is BurningCacao. Even then, I will try to answer anything related to it as canonically as possible.

• Don’t be an absolute ass to me, the original creator.

Failure to follow these rules will result in your asks being deleted/ignored.

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TAGS!

“you dare approach the great destroyer?” 💢 - normal asks

“leave my sight. now.” ❤️‍🔥 - angst

“i despise you.” 🗯️ - interactions with the other beasts

“i will crush you to pieces.” 🚫 - interactions with the ancients

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MAIN BLOG: @ch3ckk0utsid3lmaao !! follow me please!! <3

thank you @strangergraphics for this border! <3

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

I HAVE BEATEN MY ILLNESS JUST LIKE HOW MY MOTHER BEAT MY FATHER IN A FRIENDLY FIGHT WHEN I WAS 10 YEARS OLD!!!

[askburningspicecookie]

“THAT NEVER HAPPENED! Stop spreading misinformation-!”

Burning Spice lied, gritting his teeth in both embarrassment and anger.

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

LIER, I REMEMBER THAT MOMENT WELL!!! YOU GOT SUPLEXED BY MOTHER!

[askburningspicecookie]

“STOP LYING!”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

This you?? ^

Yes, unfortunately, my Father ( @askburningspicecookie ) often sends similar messages at 3 in the morning while I'm trying to sleep.

I wake up at 4 am.

[askburningspicecookie]

”RISE, I SAY! There is no time to be sleeping while the thrill and importance of DESTRUCTION exist!”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

I HAVE BEATEN MY ILLNESS JUST LIKE HOW MY MOTHER BEAT MY FATHER IN A FRIENDLY FIGHT WHEN I WAS 10 YEARS OLD!!!

[askburningspicecookie]

“THAT NEVER HAPPENED! Stop spreading misinformation-!”

Burning Spice lied, gritting his teeth in both embarrassment and anger.

[askburningspicecookie]

Hellllooooo there Spicy Micey!~ How are you doing today :3

Much better than the one from the anomaly's timeline, I see! (^⁠∇✷⁠)

-🕗

“.. And just who are you-?! And what do you mean by ‘anomaly’s timeline’?..”

[askburningspicecookie]

*hands you a gun*

Go and commit a felony, my lord.

“I can already do murder with my axe! But how.. generous.”

[askburningspicecookie]

Uh- *Sets the sheep on fire (it can't feel pain dw, it's impervious and immortal!!) and runs away while the sheep just walks back over to Burning Spice as if it were not a flaming ball of wool.*

“.. How is this even possible?!”

Burning Spice watches the sheep with a hint of newfound fascination in his eyes.

[askburningspicecookie]

MOTHER FOUND MY TWITCH ACCOUNT

- @the-four-legged-wanderer

“HOW?! How on Earthbread did she find it-?!”

[askburningspicecookie]

Licks burning spice cookies forehead to only start coughing

I DIDNT REALIZE YOUD HAVE SPICE POWDER DUDE MY LUNGS ARE KILLING ME OWWW OUGHH OUGHH

Burning Spice pushes the anon away, wiping his forehead roughly.

“GET AWAY FROM ME, INSOLENT FOOL!”

[askburningspicecookie]

The small ghoul approaches you from behind, then proceeds to Headbutt you, jump then runs away laughing.

“SUCKERRR!!!”

“Huh-?!”

Burning Spice Cookie chases after the perpetrator with intent, summoning his axe.

“Come back here!”

[askburningspicecookie]

When two cookies love each other very much- gets shot in the head 30000000000000000000 times

Burning Spice watches in shock as the anon gets shot repeatedly, peering at their dead body cautiously.

“.. I was aware of what pregnancy was.”

[askburningspicecookie]

Are you pregnant?

“Pregnant-? What on Earthbread are you babbling about-?!”

[askburningspicecookie]

Wuzzup baby grill

are you a fire? cuz your smokin' hot and I am really tempted to jump in

-:o]

“Except I quite literally have flames around me, you fickle fool! Take your lustful fantasies elsewhere! You should know that love nor desires NEVER LAST!”

[askburningspicecookie]

I shove the Spice man into The ✨✨Square Hole™✨✨

Hehehehehehehehe *Runz away*

okay bro im done @j3lly-b34nz im GOING to execute you /ooc

[askburningspicecookie]

I CAST! INTERSEX ON THY!

Now you’ll know the pain of going through period cramps :3

“What-? You can’t just cast a sex on me-“

Burning Spice Cookie suddenly clutches his stomach, feeling a sudden, inexplicable sharp pain override his senses.

[askburningspicecookie]

burning spice… you should tottssss watch alien stage… its so happy and fun and joyful… no one dies at all hahah ok

“I despise joyful movies! How dare you recommend such things to someone like the Great Destroyer?!”

[askburningspicecookie]

I cast: Honk mimimimimimi!!

Pshewwww!!!!!

Eepy times! Skedaddles away.

“Excuse me-?! Ngh-..”

Burning Spice suddenly rubs his eyes tiredly, a wave of exhaustion enveloping him.