BURNING SPICE COOKIE

“𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆!” · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · ꒰ • BURNING SPICE ASK BLOG! 🔥

[askburningspicecookie]

“You dare approach the Great Destroyer?” ‼️💥

“This mailbox shall be worthless in a few years due to the inevitable Cycle of Change… yet, it is certainly amusing to see foolish cookies try and engage with a conversation with me. I must warn you, however - stand in my way, and I shall break you into pieces! HA HA!”

“Go on - ask me! If you dare..”

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OOC ~ BURNING SPICE ASK BLOG! Please, feel free to ask whatever question you want! With some rules, of course. ❤️‍🔥🕯️

• Flirting or suggestive comments is allowed, but no NSFW. It will result in an instant block. • No slurs in my asks. Those will be deleted. • Avoid mentions of shipping; the only ship that COULD be subtly implied is BurningCacao. Even then, I will try to answer anything related to it as canonically as possible.

• Don’t be an absolute ass to me, the original creator.

Failure to follow these rules will result in your asks being deleted/ignored.

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TAGS!

“you dare approach the great destroyer?” 💢 - normal asks

“leave my sight. now.” ❤️‍🔥 - angst

“i despise you.” 🗯️ - interactions with the other beasts

“i will crush you to pieces.” 🚫 - interactions with the ancients

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[askburningspicecookie]

I saw on your computer that you have an infinite amount of videos of cakehounds fighting over toys or destroying them. What did you enjoy the most from it that you would seek out thousands of these videos?

“Hah! Those videos? Well, seeing animals fight against plushies is certainly amusing, wouldn’t you agree?”

[askburningspicecookie]

Hey burning spice I have a quick question….what do you think about Eternal sugar cookie? (Also how’s nutmeg tiger cookie?)

“… Eternal Sugar Cookie, hm? Well, that slothful fool is most definitely poor excuse of a beast! She doesn’t do anything but fawn over her useless other half!”

Burning Spice responded harshly, his voice full of contempt.

“As for Nutmeg Tiger Cookie, she is fine.”

[askburningspicecookie]

burning spice do u ever use tnt or anything explodey because that would be so cool lel

“.. No, I can explode things just fine with my flames and parashu, hah!”

[askburningspicecookie]

oh okay then you want me dead i just told you ill die why do you not care abt me nobody care me why can't i kill her or at least try to with a bazooka imagine how cool that will be what else am i supposed to do im going to start eating rocks i need stimulation I need excitement why are you doing this to me i am dying and i need to murder nutmeg id even take pepper and roll them up in a ball and use them to go bowling if i you really want nutmeg alive please please just let me have something im crying

ooc: okay gen question who is behind this 🥹💞

[askburningspicecookie]

Do you like to change weponds from time to time? I noticed that you absolutely loved every single wepond there was that wasn't your usual. Do you have other favorites besides yours?

“I keep my parashu with me at all times!”

He punctuated his sentence with a throw of his axe into the air, before catching it.

“As for other weapons.. I stopped using them after my corruption. I only need this weapon. The most efficent weapon at that!”

[askburningspicecookie]

imma ask again can i plllleeeeeaaaaseeee kill nutmeg itd be funny and im so incredibly tired that i need any stimulation i can get or ill fall over like a shark that stops swimming so in case you say no you kill me in the slowest most non exciting way possible okay so can i please please please please please please pleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeee kill her with 15 bazookas i got in a very nice and not robbery like way okay bye

“No! Stop insisting before I CRUSH YOU!”

[askburningspicecookie]

Made you in a game

“That looks nothing like me!”

[askburningspicecookie]

-you hear a sound close to a rock fall.

You look over.-

A rocky!

Wait a minute

TWO ROCKYS????

your lucky day,they bring gifts

*you now have a pack of Turkish tea.*

Burning Spice stares at the pack of Turkish tea, rolling his eyes.

“Such a fickle gift. And from a rock, no less.”

[askburningspicecookie]

Kitties!! They stare at you!!!!!!

Burning Spice would glare at the cat, before sighing in exasperation.

“Get you and your cats out of here!”

[askburningspicecookie]

Fighting the sprinkler (and winning)

“Why is she.. fighting a sprinkler-?!”

[askburningspicecookie]

Then how would he feel if you ever disappeared- oh wait! You already did! And because of that your son had willingly chained himself to keep anyone he loves safe!

“How dare you approach me with such disrespect! Capsaicin didn’t need to do that anyway. He needed to embrace the power of Destruction!”

[askburningspicecookie]

augh. got really sick last night in turkey before having to come back home 😞😞😞

gimme.. gimme a moment:::…. aaagejuqwaaa 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫😔😔😔

[askburningspicecookie]

Hehe you look good for an experiment, care to work with me? >8) -🧪💉

“.. What?! What experiment are you talking about? I shall destroy anything you plan against me!”

[askburningspicecookie]

I believed that when you were in GingerBrave's kingdom that you mentioned, it reminded you of your first. Was there any fond memories you have of it that strikes those similarities? But more importantly, I wish to give you my condolences for what has happened with your first and many after.

“If you must know, it was the cookies. Their joyfulness and annoyingly loud voices reminded me of my old kingdom. Bustling and unaware of the harsh reality and future!”

[askburningspicecookie]

O Great Destroyer, I understand your wish to stop this never ending cycle and crumble, but not all of us what to loose what we love most. Like how you and your Fatherly Relationship with Capsaicin, how would he feel if you were not by his side to watch him grow, even after your corruption he still sees you as his Father.

“Capsaicin..? He means nothing to me. Destruction is set before anyone, dull asker! You need to learn to let go of what you ‘love’. It is fickle after all, ahahah!”

[askburningspicecookie]

Yaoi is a japanese genra of manga, anime, and fiction focusing on homoerotic and romantic relationships between male characters. Primarily created by women for a predominantly female audience, the genre encompasses everything from pure romance to explicit NSFW content.

Therefore, "Old Man Yaoi" would be that, but with old men.

~Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg.

“.. I.. what? How dare these lustful fools barge into the Great Destroyer’s inbox and talk about this?!”