live. laugh. lobotomize me.

carolyn - dadulov (hockey sideblog)

[stuckinapril]

Anytime I’m stressed I just think about how I’m not pregnant. Literally takes the pressure right off

[dogpuppy]

[capybaralovers]

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[princesskuragina]

(guy who heard that she needs to romanticize her life but got it confused with eroticize): migraine light sensitivity is just another type of sensation play when you think about it

[molabuddy]

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[grandpappyfursuit]

about a year ago my boyfriend asked me to photoshop an american girl doll's mouth onto yoda and i finally did it

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[clementine-kesh]

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist

[clementine-kesh]

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are racist

[victusinveritas]

He's prostrating himself before the Eucharist, in case you're wondering. Or possibly planking.

[vvatchword]

@apocrypals

[apocrypals]

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[wizrdfckr]

me and u both ouppy

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[sandersstudies]

Found my husband’s baby book. OBSESSED with an image of him, newborn baby, on what looks like a large white comforter, alone, with the caption New Guy In Town. Obsessed I tell you.

[sandersstudies]

[sandersstudies]

The true 90s baby aesthetic as computers in the home were normalized

[babybelminis]

why is it giving this

[saturnmortis]

[lokh1]

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this