[stability]

STOPP

[m86-deactivated20171116]

Local Girl Discovers That Wasting Money Won't Save Her From Midnight Depression

[furples]

[girlfromamber]

[nyctosaurid]

i see so many terribly designed sex toys and theyre hilarious but i dont talk about em because i need to save face

[nyctosaurid]

here we go

[nyctosaurid]

EXACTLY what everyone wants staring out of an ass 

[seanlikesthings]

@deadestboy

[deadestboy]

this is the second time I’ve been sent this post and I don’t know what that says about me

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Call me a commie, but I think it’s a bit unreasonable that people have to crowdfund their cancer treatment.

[sputniksea]

[prasejeebus]

I HATE TWITTER SO MUCH

[lotuxswave]

[labella-instagram]

[ommanyte]

[cnxbdjshehdhdhdh-deactivated201]

your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart

[punishedsjw]

oops

[tmbg13]

It gets better though

[animalsnaps]

[automatically]

[what-is-this-i-dont-even]

Apparently the dude who started Netflix did so cuz he got a $40 late fee from Blockbuster and was pissed

[iverbz]

pettiness is the greatest motivation in the world.

[berlynn-wohl]

In 1888, Almon Brown Stronger, an undertaker, noticed he was losing a lot of business to the other undertaker in his town. He found out that the other undertaker’s wife was a telephone operator. When she intercepted people asking to be connected to Stronger’s funeral home, the operator would route the call to her husband’s funeral home instead.

Three years later, Stronger patented the automatic telephone exchange, a system which allowed telephone users to make calls without the need for human operators.

[bayoubastard-deactivated2022121]

he destroyed a whole workforce

[sensitive-inferno]

Lawful Evil.

[joebidensanonymous]

Joe Biden has a message for fraternity guys

If you don’t stop your brother from raping a girl, you are an accomplice