Ask Dr David Banner

Ask Dr David Banner - Don’t Make Him Angry - Asks Are Always OPEN - M!A (none)

[askdrdavidbanner]

“Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.” - Dr David Banner - The Incredible Hulk (1977)

Welcome to the ask blog of the fictional character, Dr David Banner, as portrayed by Bill Bixby, from The Incredible Hulk (1878-1982).

All questions are welcome.

Name: David Bruce Banner

Titles: Doctor

Age: 40s

Hair: Short Brown

Eyes: Green

Skin: Caucasian

Likes: Jazz, Companionship, Coffee, Eight Hours of Sleep

Dislikes: Conflict, Nightmares, The Creature, Driving

Hometown: Trevorton, Colorado, USA

Relatives: DW Banner (father), Elisabeth Banner (mother-deceased), Dr Helen Banner (sister), Laura Banner (wife-deceased), Dr Carolyn Fields (wife-deceased)

Gender: Questioning

Sexuality: Questioning

☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️

For the Marvel Fans

Marvel Universe: Earth-400005

Variant of: Dr Robert Bruce Banner

☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️

Magic!Anon: (n/a)

☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️

Note: This is a role-play side blog run by @uidbmgmt

[askdrdavidbanner]

Hello. A close friend of mine said that I should talk to you. Especially since he’s, well, you from another universe? (What am I doing?) Anyway, my name’s Lucille and it’s nice to meet you, Dr. Banner. Hope you’re doing well and not too weirded out.

Hello, Lucille. Strange, but pleased, to make your acquaintance. I am somewhat opening up to these alternate realities, the more they are thrust upon me. I am no worse for wear, thank you for asking. Was there something specific you wanted to talk about?

Thank you for your ask.

[askdrdavidbanner]

I completely understand, believe me. All of this is new to me as well. But I come in peace, and if you ever need someone there that has been through what you’re going through, I’ll be there. It’s been an incredible journey.

@doctor-brucebanner

Thank you, Doctor, I’ll remember that. And thank you for your ask.

[askdrdavidbanner]

It seems like the multiverse is working in mysterious ways again. My name is Dr. Robert Bruce Banner… and I am also the Hulk.

@doctor-brucebanner

…

He’s speechless. XDDD - Mun

I’m sorry, I, uh… I’m sorry. I believe you, Doctor, it’s just I’m grappling with the ambivalence of meeting another who’s… you know… you always hope there’s no one else suffering out there, and yet that small part of you is looking for solidarity in someone who understands. A bitter poison to swallow.

Our blog is a safe space, Bruce. Drop by anytime. - Mun

Yes! Yes, come by anytime, our door is always open. Thank you for your ask, Bruce.

[askdrdavidbanner]

How did you get involved with the hulk tv series?

Hello, my anonymous friend. Thank you for your ask. It would seem that your question is more oriented towards my mun, so with that in mind, I will redirect you towards them.

*crash* WHAT’S GOOD BUCKERS?

…Hi! How’s it hanging? Someone’s asking little, ol’ me about my 70s Hulk awakening, hmm? I’ll sum it up as best as I can as it’s kind of a long story. I’ll leave a TLDR at the end.

I was 14, going on 15, and since I had no life, another long story, I was randomly searching the TV guide that day. Looking for something interesting to watch in the early afternoon, I happen to come across “Incredible Hulk” on the SciFi Channel. It caught my attention because at first I thought it was a cartoon until I noted the channel and the one hour time slot per episode. That’s when I realized this was a live action deities series that I had never even heard about until then. I remembered watching some of 2003 Hulk on tv once while I was in a hotel and so I thought, well, not doing anything better and turned in.

I came in on the tail end part of The First part one and then all of part two. I tell you, when I saw David’s eyes go white for the very first time, it was cosmic. It. I came out of that hour and five minutes a changed person. I caught the bug and wanted more. I was pleased to find there was another marathon in later time and was determined to watch then.

Then the next day, something else happened. I was perusing the guide again and noted TV Land having a special on called The 100 Greatest TV Quotes and Catchphrases and was like, “Oh I love that kinda stuff!” and tuned in. It was a commercial break but that soon ended and the program began again. Do you know what the first quote was that they continued the countdown on?

“Don’t make me angry, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”

I immediately thew the remote across the bed, lifted my head to the heavens and shouted, “What are you trying to tell me!?” I knew then and there this television show was meant to be in my life. I didn’t know why, but I had this nagging feeling that I was supposed to find this show and I was supposed to hold onto it.

I became a super fan overnight. I found every image I could of the series, read all the Wikipedia articles about the show and actors, read every fanfiction, purchased all the DVD box sets with my poor money, I was even a prominent member of an old, popular Incredible Hulk discussion board back when those were still a thing.

Little did I know how much this show would truly mean to me at the time. Thanks to this show, I was able to get through some of the hardest years of my life. It built a solid foundation into me of how to be and how to treat people and it continues to mold my character to this day.

I have made many pieces of art inspired by it, I have met Lou Ferrigno himself (he is so tall), and I have an autograph from the show’s creator and producer, Kenneth Johnson, which I hold very dear. I have even indoctrinated some of my friends into the Cult of Banner and have connections with fans from all over the world.

I owe more to this show than I could possibly ever give. It continues to be a prime source of strength for me and I will continue to hold it until the end of my days. I have lots of plans surrounding this show, like a cosplay shoot as Dr David Banner (with the white eyes), acquiring a 70s Hulk inspired statue, and obtaining an autograph from Lou Ferrigno. One day, I hope to be a part of a70 Incredible Hulk homage of some kind. I’ll act, I’ll sing, I’ll lend my extensive knowledge, i’ll do what I must do to ensure this fantastic show remains known for years to come.

TLDR: Saw the show on SciFi and it made its home in my heart. 💚

Peace! ✌️

And there you have it. Thank you for your ask, Anonymous. You be good to yourself. Be safe.

[askdrdavidbanner]

Hey David…. Wanna be friends?

Hello there, my friend. Pleasure to make your acquaintance. I hope you are doing well.

Thank you for your ask, @meatylittleguys

[askdrdavidbanner]

“Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.” - Dr David Banner - The Incredible Hulk (1977)

He’s not dead in our hearts. Welcome to the ask blog of the fictional character, Dr David Banner, as portrayed by Bill Bixby from The Incredible Hulk (1978-1982).

All questions are welcome.

Name: David Bruce Banner

Titles: Doctor

Age: 40s

Hair: Short Brown

Eyes: Green

Skin: Caucasian

Likes: Jazz, Companionship, Coffee, Eight Hours of Sleep

Dislikes: Conflict, Nightmares, The Creature, Driving

Hometown: Trevorton, Colorado, USA

Relatives: DW Banner (father), Elisabeth Banner (mother-deceased), Dr Helen Banner (sister), Laura Banner (wife-deceased), Dr Carolyn Fields (wife-deceased)

Gender: Questioning

Sexuality: Questioning

☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️

For the Marvel Fans

Marvel Universe: Earth-400005

Variant of: Dr Robert Bruce Banner

☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️

Magic!Anon: (n/a)

☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️

Note: This is a role-play side blog run by @uidbmgmt

[askdrdavidbanner]

It’s a quarter to four in the morning. You stir from your slumber and wake right up to Dr David Banner metamorphosing into the Hulk.

What do you do?

[askdrdavidbanner]

🌟 RP Starters As Demi Hulk Quotes 🌟

All quotes are from The Incredible Hulk (1978-1982), season four, episodes 1 & 2, Prometheus. Adjust quotes as needed, gender, name, pronouns, etc. Feel free to reblog. - Mun

#01: 😓 “I’m still not normal.”

#02: 🥺 “I stayed right where you told me, [name].”

#03: 🥶 “… cold, I’m… I’m cold.”

#04: 😧 “It’s never happened before, not like this.”

#05: 😥 “Please believe me, I won’t… I won’t hurt you.”

#06: 🤢 “It made me feel bad, terrible.”

#07: 😵‍💫 “Now I go through, uh… changes.”

#08: 😠 “I can’t trust you!”

#09: 🤔 “Who were those people?”

[askdrdavidbanner]

If you were traveling the road with Dr David Banner, what plush toy would you have with you?

Tell us all about your plushie friend. Send a picture of your plush toy to the ask box and I’ll share it here.

[uidbmgmt]

Okay, I did one for myself, but what about my teenaged superhero and alter, May Vashal? Her tastes are quite similar to mine. Again, for convenience sake, I will not be including plushies stored in the cardboard box. Just the ones I currently have out.

To kick things into high gear, we start with the only entry in the small competition. This little Fluttershy has a brushable mane and tail and is customized with a custom kandi necklace. Got this one from Toys R Us before the closed. This plushie would fit easily in any backpack, but the hair could easily become a rats nest, if not careful. It’s also too small to really snuggle.

Now we begin the medium section of contestants. This is a Zippermouth plush of alien form Stitch I picked up at my local comic book shop. He’s customized with a custom kandi bracelet and multiple piercings on his face. He also has two Atlantis the Lost Empire earrings. This plush just screams May. Makes an ideal cuddle buddy, due to his soft and plush fur.

May loves conventions, so it would make sense that she has a convention plush or two. Her choice out of the ones we have is Everfree Northwest’s mascot, Marina the Orcapony. I picked her up at con back in 2018. I customized her too with a kandi necklace. Seeing a pattern here? She’s ideal cuddling size and despite her long body, can be stuffed inside a backpack.

“Doo da la, la!” It’s a Rainbow Kuriboh! I got this plushie from my state fair. It has a custom kandi bracelet and still has the tag attached. I liked the artwork. This plush is all over faux fur so it would get messy. It’s a good hugging size. It’s also rather plump. It could fit in a backpack, but it would take up a lot of space.

Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater. We have a large plushie in this competition. Say hello to this Squishmallow we affectionately call PB. I didn’t get this anywhere glamorous, just my local Winco. It’s a larger plush, but is very squishy so it could theoretically be stuffed and crammed into a backpack. Perfect for cuddles and can double as a pillow.

These plushies are all fine and good, but I know exactly what plush toy May would have with her.

This right here is May’s pansexual pride rabbit. We got this from Mysterious/American McGee. They have all kinds of pride themed bunnies. This one is a special edition. It’s decked out with a custom kandi necklace. This plush is so soft and would easily stuff into a backpack. May, for sure, would be carrying this plush with her.

And those are the plushies I think May might carry with her while on the road, from the plushies I currently have out. I’ll store her plushies in my storage unit too so we can pick and choose while hitchhiking.

[askdrdavidbanner]

Of course May has a pansexual rabbit. I think May might actually be omnisexual, but she hasn’t had the term brought to her attention. Again, a lovely collection of stuffies. Thank you for sharing with us.

[uidbmgmt]

My brain is not a friendly place. I keep making plans for a new cosplay, one I’ve been wanting to do for awhile now, and my brain keeps telling me to cease myself, just because I’m making plans to spend money on it. My brain doesn’t like it when I spend money on anything. It seems to be quiet when I’m paying bills and such, but then it gets angry with me when I buy things for myself to keep me happy and living. What’s a poor enby to do?

I got an idea! I think @askdrdavidbanner and I are gonna take a small trip to the local Easter bunny. Here’s the catch, I’m dressed in my fursuit and Dr David Banner is my handler.

🐰🐰🐰

[askdrdavidbanner]

Happy Easter, Mun. I know you don’t like holidays, so allow me to make yours a little more pleasant. Thank you for your ask.

🐰  ─  take pictures with a cute/creepy easter bunny ( bonus points if one of them is the bunny! )

Dr David Banner was in a tough spot. He didn’t like going out to crowded, public places. Lots of people, much that could go wrong. He said he was on the fence, but the mun was adamant. “I need a handler.” they said. “It won’t be for long. Just one picture.” Going to see the Easter bunny is something many people do every year, but not many go to see the famous mascot dressed in their own animal suit.

David and the mun stood in the photo op line, the mun dressed head to toe in faux fur, upholstery foam, and hot glue. They were wearing their fursuit, Rasper the Fox, a white, red, and brown fox character. They had everything. Big paws, a long tail, and an animal head, all brought together by a furry body suit. Children in line who came for the Easter icon, quickly shifted their attention to the short foxy character waiting for their turn. David stood close to the mun and watched as the kids pet Rasper’s fur, smiling and excited there were two furry characters at the mall that day.

“Remember to pet her gently.” said David to the kids as they swarmed Rasper. Multiple little hands ran across Rasper’s plush fur. Rasper wiggled at the touch and did a little dance. Parents with their cameras ready asked for and took photos of their children interacting with the furry. Rasper loved the attention and happily obliged them. She posed cutely with the kids and lifted her head towards were she believed the camera were.

While posing, a young boy came behind them and grabbed Rasper’s tail, giving it a big tug. Rasper felt the motion and yelped, quickly whipping around to face the perpetrator. She stared down the child with her paws on her hips in disappointment.

“Now, now. That’s not nice.” said David. He got down on one knee to get closer to the boy’s height and spoke to him. “It’s not nice to pull on an animal’s tail. They deserve kindness and respect, just like you. Now, can you say sorry to Rasper?” The boy listened to David’s words. He nodded and turned to Rasper.

“Sorry Rasper.” he apologized. Rasper did a tiny dance and held her arms open to hug the boy. The boy looked over to his father who was watching him though the viewpoint of a camera. He gave a thumbs up to his son, giving his approval and, happily, the boy hugged the furry. Rasper hugged the boy tightly and patted his head with her paw as she pulled away. At that moment, Easter bunny staff approached the small crowd of children to bring some order to the chaos.

“Alright everyone, let’s form a line. The Easter Bunny is ready to see everyone.” said the female member of staff. The woman turned to Rasper and said, “Well, hello there, my furry friend. Are you here for the Easter bunny too?” Rasper nodded her head twice in confirmation. David stepped forward, towards Rasper.

“She’s very determined to see the Easter bunny today.” David stated.

“Well, you won’t have to wait long, because here he is! Everyone, the Easter bunny is here.” From around a corner, walked a tall person, dressed head to toe in faux fur, upholstery foam, and probably less hot glue. The Easter bunny was here. He walked towards the big, decorated chair on display and sat down, ready for photos with all the children.

The children cheered for the bunny mascot. They were excited. Rasper wiggled her butt and jumped in the air in anticipation. They had to wait for a bit, but soon it was their turn. Rasper excitedly pranced over to the fellow suiter and sat gently on their lap. From the duffel bag on his shoulder, David pulled out a camera. He turned the camera on and removed the lens cover to photograph Rasper’s special moment. Children watched the two suits interact with one another, in awe of the two human sized animals. David, on the other hand, had to contain himself.

David’s face cracked a big toothy grin as he held the camera to his face, concealing his laughter. He was internally in stitches. It was so funny to him, seeing the two suits together. Rasper’s suit had a lot of time and effort put into it. Hours upon hours of blood, sweat, and tears. It showed. Rasper the Fox was a flamboyant character, to be sure.

The Easter bunny, on the other hand, not so much. It looked like someone made it in the back of a white, windowless van, on a backwater road in the Bible Belt. It was not nearly as good looking as the mun’s character and looked rather ugly in comparison. Rasper posed with the bunny as their photo was taken, not only by David, but by Easter bunny staff as well. Then Rasper stood from the bunny’s lap and patted his head a few times before skipping off to join David. She reached David and placed her paws on his arm, wiggling her butt.

“Are you ready to go, Rasper?” he asked. The fursuit nodded, eyes following the doctor. The two made the trek back to their vehicle, having to stop here and there to connect with kids and answer random passersby’s questions. Once back in the parking lot, Rasper broke character.

“It’s fucking hot in here.” said the mun as they walked, their voice muffled by the foam head.

“You look hot.” spoke David in double entendre. Rasper playfully began beating her paws against his arm. David chuckled.

“You’re a furry.” the mun teased. David smirked and patted his hand on Rasper’s back with gusto.

“So are you.” replied the transient to the five foot, three inch mass of fur. The two laughed as they approached their car. Once unlocked, the mun removed their furry gloves and threw them into the back seat. Then the mun took off their big, furry feet, placing them on the floor of the cabin. Lastly the mun removed the foxy head, revealing a sweaty figure wearing a balaclava.

“I can’t breathe in this thing!” they exclaimed, pulling the balaclava off. Their hair was a wavy mess, flowing in multiple directions. “Did you get the photos?” they inquired. David patted his brown bag.

“I got the goods right here. The photographer will send you a print of their photo in a few weeks. Need help with the zipper?” the mun nodded in reply, turning around so the man could help get them out of the hotbox. David carefully pulled on the zipper, making sure no fur got caught up into it. When the zipper was fully undone, the sweaty enby quickly scrambled out of the suit, placing it gently on the back seat.

“I am so tired now.” said the mun. “Can we stop on the way home and get a cold drink?” David opened the passenger door for the mun and smiled.

“Absolutely, my hot, furry compadre.” The mun gave him a raspberry and stepped into the vehicle. David closed the door and walked around the car. The mun had been right. The two weren’t out for long and it wasn’t as bad as he thought it was going to be. In fact, he was glad the mun dragged him out today.

Happy Easter

Thank you for your ask, @uidbmgmt

[askdrdavidbanner]

If you were traveling the road with Dr David Banner, what plush toy would you have with you?

Tell us all about your plushie friend. Send a picture of your plush toy to the ask box and I’ll share it here.

[uidbmgmt]

Hoo boi! This is a tough question. I have a lot of plushies and I love them all very much. Most of them are franchise plushies. For this experiment, we will be looking at the plushies I currently have out on display and not the ones in the giant cardboard box. Let’s dive right in.

For obvious reasons, I can’t carry a large stuffie on the road, so that narrows down the list. Let’s take a look at some of my smaller plushies.

First up, we have a reversible squishmallow I picked up at Hot Topic. One side is a donkey and the other is a horse. I named the donkey side Ollie and the horse side Epona. Ollie has a hoop earring on one of his ears and Epona has two tiny hoop earrings. I did this to make the plush more unique to me. This plush is very fun and it’s so soft to the touch. It can easily fit into my duffel bag, but it’s not ideal for nighttime snugs.

Next on the roster is the adorable plush form of Gudetama as egg sushi. I was given this plush by my caretaker. He has a tiny bracelet on his arm made of tiny stars. This plush is great because you can put him in any situation, in any position, and it just works. He’d make a great photo prop. Has two great textures to feel. Super easy to find room for him in my duffel bag but again, not the best cuddle buddy.

And the third here is the angry Angel Bunny, made by CozyCatMuffinFactory on Etsy. He’s one of Fluttershy’s many pets and probably the most demanding. He has a custom name necklace with AB pony beads and a bracelet, also made out of tiny stars. He would fit easily into my duffel bag and even though he’s small, he makes a decent cuddle buddy. This is a handmade plush, however, and I would have to treat him with kid gloves in order to maintain his appearance.

In the slightly bigger category, prowls in my pretty femboi Xenomorph. They are a zippermouth plush I picked up from Quantum Mechanix. They’re decked out with a custom kandi necklace that says “PRETTY BOI” and snake bite piercings. The material is so soft and wonderful. It’s an ideal shape for snuggling and can be stuffed into my duffel bag with relative ease.

What kind of a brony would I be if I didn’t consider one of my pony plushies? This Fluttershy was picked up from Symbiote Studios. She’s fully accessorized with striped socks, custom kandi necklaces, one saying FLUTTERSHY, a tail bow, and two sets of earrings. She’s of adequate snuggling size and would fit in my duffel no problem.

Get in the bag, Nebby. This Cosmog plush came to me on impulse at Walmart. He has a small kandi bracelet on him that says “NEBBY.” This plush was in my duffel bag for months, until I needed the room. Rating on the cuddle scale puts him lower down the list than some others on here.

This is the plushie dreadfuls gender dysphoria rabbit, made by Mysterious/American McGee. They’re sporting custom around their neck, it says “BUNNY” and on their arms, the left says “AROACE” and the right says “BBY.” I really love the attention to detail the company pays and they listen to their customers, so you know their wares are top notch. Slipping this baby into my bag wouldn’t be a hassle and its so soft, excellent cuddles.

All these plushies are awesome and if I had to pick between one of them, I wouldn’t be too upset. I think if I had to put them all in order of favorites, it would look a little something like this.

Fluttershy

Gender Dysphoria Rabbit

Angel Bunny

Ollie/Epona

Xenomorph

Cosmog

Gudetama

To be completely honest, I would a hundred percent own a storage unit to hold all my plushies. I’d carry one with me at a time while the others chill out, waiting for their turn.

Of course I only included a small fragment of my collection. Perhaps once I move, I will make a master list of all my plushies and can redo my evaluations. Which plushie was your favorite? What plushie would you choose while traveling with Dr David Banner?

[askdrdavidbanner]

Such a nice collection of stuffed animals. Thank you for sharing with us. For the record, I think my favorite is Fluttershy. - David

[askdrdavidbanner]

If you were traveling the road with Dr David Banner, what plush toy would you have with you?

Tell us all about your plushie friend. Send a picture of your plush toy to the ask box and I’ll share it here.

[uidbmgmt]

My birthday is tomorrow. I’m excited for it. Imma dress up all snazzy. I’ve got an appointment with my psych in the afternoon and I also have an appointment with the local piercer at noon to get my eyebrow pierced! We’re also gonna make a gravity bong and mimosas. I think it will be a fun way to ring in another year on planet earth.

Yo, @askdrdavidbanner, I got cha something. 🪺🪺🪺

One of these days, tumblr will allow me to interact with my side blog.

[askdrdavidbanner]

Hello Mun. Happy early birthday. Thank you for your ask.

🪺  ─  exchange easter baskets with each other

David woke from his slumber. Immediately, he noticed the mun standing over him, eyes open wide with a big grin plastered across their face.

“Good morning, Dr David Banner.” they beamed. “I got you something for Easter.” David’s crusty eyes blinked slowly at the ball of energy emanating above him. He lazily looked over to the clock, noting the day and hour, then back to the mun.

“It’s 7:26 AM on a Tuesday.” he remarked. “May I have my coffee first?”

“Nope! Come on, up, up! I promise you it will all be worth it.” David exhaled deeply, begrudgingly pulling the warm and plush covers from his body. “Come one, come on!” the mun persisted. “Move faster! I’m joking, but…” the mun beckoned him out the bedroom.

“Alright, alright.” groaned the transient. Slowly, the good doctor rose from his resting place. He rubbed his eyes clean of their filth and groggily followed the mun into the living room.

“You’re gonna love this!” they exclaimed, watching the man lethargically maneuver the floor. He walked over to the couch and slowly let his body down onto the cushions.

“Okay, what do you have for me at this hour, on this Tuesday?” asked David. The mun smiled from ear to ear and scrambled behind the couch with a thud. David’s eyes widened and he slightly recoiled at the sudden movement of the mun. Within a moment, they surfaced; a medium, colorful basket, wrapped in cellophane in their arms.

“Tadaa!” they exclaimed. “Happy Easter!” Quickly, they handed the bundle to the tired man and bounced on their feet. “Hurry up and open it.” David accepted the gift, smiling a coffee-less morning smile; not the most sincere appearing. The mun shuffled over to the opposite side of the couch, sitting on the arm with an eager look.

David inhaled, expanding his rib cage, and shrugged his shoulders upwards, stretching his tired morning muscles. He yawned and then turned his attention to the present before him. The basket before him was wrapped in clear cellophane, slightly obscuring the items held inside. Lightly, he placed the bundle on the couch, in between the two bodies. He reached for and pulled on the gold ribbon holding the cellophane together.

The cellophane unfurled, revealing the contents inside. The plastic basket was vibrantly colored, it’s weaves in hues of pastel green, blue, pink, yellow, and purple. It was stuffed to the brim, full of Easter goodies. Wrapped candies of all kinds were littered about the gifts. Chocolates, hard candies, and caramels. The first thing that caught David’s eye was the bag of fair trade, light roast coffee nestled in the basket.

“Now I see why you wouldn’t let me have my coffee.” he chuckled. The mun looked at him with a raised eyebrow and said,

“What do you mean?”

David and the mun exchanged looks, David’s being one of disapproval, and the mun crossed their eyes and grinned, letting out a long squeak. David rolled his eyes sarcastically and returned his thoughts to the coffee in his present.

“This is my favorite brand.” he said cheerfully. “Thank you.” The mun wiggled in their spot and smiled.

“There’s more.” they replied with glee. David looked back down and put the bag of coffee to the side, investigating the gift further. A light brown leather material caught his eye next. He pulled it out, revealing a light tan, leather journal.

“Oh, look at that.” he said as he flipped through the blank pages. “Very nice. Thank you.” The mun squealed with delight.

“I’m so glad you like it.” said the mun. “I wasn’t sure about the color, but it has the thinner lines so you can write more on the pages.” David ran his hand along the book’s spine and smiled. He placed the book on the couch next to the coffee bag and turned back to the basket. Next, he looked at something knitted and wooly. Out from the basket, David pulled a pair of thick, knitted, grey socks.

“Did you make these?” he curiously asked. The mun shook their head in retort.

“Nope, I can’t knit hunting socks.” they laughed.

“Oh, these are hunting socks?” David eyes sparkled and he felt the socks, feeling wires running through them.

“I knew those would help to keep your feet warm while on the road in cold climates. I know my feet get cold.” said the mun. The transient beamed with joy at the idea of warm feet during a long walk on frozen ground.

“Thank you, Mun.” David said, his face brimming with happiness. “That’s very thoughtful of you.” He set the socks down and proceeded to pick up the last item in the basket, a long, thin, black box. He looked at it for a moment before opening it, revealing a matte black, ballpoint pen.

“Something to use when writing in your new book.” the mun smiled. David’s eyes relaxed and he smiled to them.

“Thank you, Mun.” he said. David’s voice was soft and sincere. It might have been early on a Tuesday, but this was a supreme gift that transcended thoughtfulness and earned its keep as loving. “You’re too kind to me…” the doctor’s voice trailed. “I haven’t even gotten you anything and you’re a stuff-centered person, I know that.” he lamented. The mun stood up from the arm of the sofa and walked over to him, taking his hands in theirs.

“Seeing you happy and using my gifts will be all the thanks I ever need, David.” they told him. “You don’t have to say it back, but I love you. Happy Easter Tuesday.” The mun bent down and gracefully planted a kiss on the man’s brow. “Now go make your coffee. Or go back to sleep. Whichever is your choice. Imma go back to sleep. Enjoy your gifts.”

Thank you for your ask @uidbmgmt

[mimis-memes]

🍎 ｡:*• ─ EASTER ACTIVITIES.       ›     ( a symbol meme for muses who want to have fun with some easter-themed activities this spring. )

send a symbol for our muses to:

🥚  ─  decorate some easter eggs together 🪺  ─  exchange easter baskets with each other 🍪  ─  bake easter-themed sugar cookies together 🍽️  ─  prepare an easter feast together 🥞  ─  go out for an easter brunch 🧺  ─  go out for an easter picnic 🔍  ─  hide eggs from each other & do a easter egg hunt around the house 🐣  ─  meet by chance at a community easter egg hunt 🥄  ─  have an egg & spoon race 🎬  ─  watch easter-themed movies together 🌸  ─  visit a spring fair  🐇  ─  visit a local farm ( and pet the bunnies ) 💐  ─  meet at a floral arranging class ( making easter centerpieces, for example ) 🌱  ─  plant flowers/vegetables together 📷  ─  have an easter-themed photoshoot 🐰  ─  take pictures with a cute/creepy easter bunny ( bonus points if one of them is the bunny! ) ⛪️  ─  attend each other’s religious celebrations ( even if different from their own ) 🎶  ─  create an easter/spring playlist together & dance/sing to it 💖  ─  meet while volunteering at a charitable event/doing easter acts of kindness 🃏  ─  wildcard !  choose your own activity !

[askdrdavidbanner]

One week to Easter! Bonus points if you include a character bio. If you want an insert, lemme know in your ask. - Mun

[askdrdavidbanner]

Send 👥 to the ask box for the sender to encounter Demi Hulk David Banner.

Bonus points if you link a character bio

[askdrdavidbanner]

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https://www.tumblr.com/scienceandshadows/186901180973/rosalines-basic-info-as-of-endgame

Bonus points achieved! Enjoy! - Mun

“Send 🪫 to the ask box for the sender to witness the Hulk revert back to Dr David Banner.”

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What? No, it couldn’t be. A tall, green skinned man, running through the American suburbs? Well that certainly sounds like Bruce Banner and one might think that it was, if it wasn’t for one tiny, little detail. Bruce Banner was on a medical assignment in the Congo, joined by fellow Avenger, Tony Stark. As powerful as the Hulk may be, it would be physically impossible for him to come back to the states with such haste. Something wasn’t adding up.

Rosalyn flew with haste to the small suburban community in question. She would begin by looking for signs of destruction. Following the trail always led her to her partner’s other self. As the hero sailed across the skies, she noticed a surprising lack of carnage. If the Hulk was really and truly there, this small, suburban community would be riddled with damage.

“What on God’s green earth is going on?” thought Rosalyn as she combed the area. A flipped, red truck was the first sign of horseplay. Rosalyn lowered herself to the ground, landing with a gentle step. Aside from the flipped vehicle, everything looked to be in order. There was no damage to any of the houses, nor to any other cars.

“This doesn’t exactly look like the Hulk’s handiwork.” she said, trailing her hand across the dented metal of the truck. Rosalyn raised her eyes, mindful of her surroundings. A front door opened in the beige house across the street; a father and his little girl, peeking around the doorframe. Rosalyn lifted her dominant hand towards them and shouted.

“Avengers, sir! Did you see what happened?” The father opened his mouth to speak, but he was interrupted by his offspring.

“He went that way, miss!” shouted the little red haired girl and she peeked her head and arm out the door, pointing towards a smashed fence down the street.

“Thank you! Please, stay in the innermost point of your home and keep your children away from the windows!” commanded Rosalyn. She watched as the father grabbed his child and quickly closed the door, heeding her order. Prioritizing the health and safety of citizens has to be first thought as an Avenger.

On foot, Rosalyn walked down the street, looking and listening for anything that would beckon her attention. Couldn’t be too careful. She slowly approached the damaged wooden fence and investigated the scene. The fence had most definitely been smashed by something of considerable strength. Large cedar splinters littered the grass. Glancing across the backyard, she spotted another damaged wooden fence. Rosalyn gracefully lifted her body into the air and approached from above, her eyes fully alert for even the slightest green rustle.

“Hulk, are you out there?” she called out sweetly. “You can come out now. It’s me, Rosalyn.” The area was silent, only noise the hero could hear was the distant white noise of traffic. Slowly, she began to circle the space in search of the jade behemoth. “Hulk, buddy? Rosalyn’s here. Are you here too, my friend?”

Rosalyn kept flying, until something caught her attention. A small, white fluff in the corner of her right eye. Quickly, she stopped and hovered, turning her head to the movement. A few yards away in the neighboring yard was a small, white dog with curly hair. The dog was jumping and running circles, trying to gain the affections of someone. Rosalyn’s eyes widened when she registered what the dog wanted attention from.

Sitting on a tree stump in the yard was a tall, muscular, green man with green hair. He had no shirt, no shoes, and his blue jeans were torn up the sides. He looked fatigued as he sat there and gave his attention to the petit canine. Rosalyn’s eyes about popped out of her head and her jaw went limp, hanging open in the air. What exactly was she looking at? This creature was indeed green, but he was nowhere near as big as the Hulk she knew.

Delicately, Rosalyn floated closer, her eyes never leaving the creature in front of her. He appeared to look like the Hulk she knew and loved, but he was smaller and no doubt not as strong, given the damage. Also, she couldn’t remember Hulk ever having green hair. The dog was the first to notice the elevated hero. It barked for a moment, then ran underneath Rosalyn. It jumped for her attention and then ran back to the creature, realizing she was too high up to be reached.

The creature lifted his head towards Rosalyn, his white eyes meeting her brown ones. He tilted his head to his right in confusion and blinked heavily. How fatigued he looked in Rosalyn’s eyes. His shoulders sagged and his breath was heavy. Rosalyn felt her motherly instincts bubbling up to the surface. She lowered herself to the grass below and very gently approached the vessel of primal rage in front of her.

“Hello.” Rosalyn cooed sweetly. The creature watched her cautiously as she crept closer, his eyes only leaving her to look at the dog that was still trying to get his full attention. “Just take it easy, Rosalyn. You got this.” she whispered under her breath. “Who might you be?”

The creature blinked and tilted his head again. He stared at Rosalyn, until the dog caught his attention again and he reached down to pick up the small bundle of joy. Rosalyn pursed her lips and sighed.

“He doesn’t seem to understand me.” she thought. “Or he isn’t able to communicate with me.” Closer, she approached, shortening the distance between them until she was only mere feet away. The creature watched her with his eyes as his hand stroked the dog in his grasp. Rosalyn thought for a moment. This new Hulk might not look exactly the same, but she bet that he would calm down and possibly revert back to someone.

“Do you like that doggie?” she asked. “It’s a very nice doggie.” The creature looked down at the dog and scratched it behind it’s floppy ears. “Aren’t you so kind to that doggie?” she spoke. The creature looked up at Rosalyn again and inhaled deeply, his massive chest expanding and shrinking with the natural flow of his lungs. Rosalyn smiled sweetly and said, “You look so tired. It’s okay to close your eyes. I’ll watch over you, so you’ll be safe.”

The creature lowered his head to look at the dog again, Rosalyn watching his every move. His movements became more lethargic as his head lowered further. Rosalyn watched as his form began to alter. Gradually, the creature’s thick and bulging muscles began to diminish. The height of the creature gently shrank and his bright green skin faded into a soft pale flesh tone. His monstrously big brow faded and his green hair darkened into a deep, luscious brown. Slowly, but surely, this Hulk, too, changed back into a man.

Rosalyn watched, almost in disbelief. There was another Hulk on planet Earth? How was this possible? Did Bruce know about this? If anything, all her questions could be answered now. The dog in the man’s lap jumped down and ran to Rosalyn for her attention. Rosalyn bent down and pet the dog, never taking her eyes off this new person.

The man left in the Hulk’s spot rubbed his face with his hands and lifted his head towards her. Rosalyn wasn’t exactly sure what to expect, but it surprised her nonetheless that the face staring at her wasn’t that of her beloved partner. Instead, a very fair looking, middle aged man sat in front of her, looking very confused and a little cold. His hair was brown and his eyes appeared green against the grass being reflected in them. He rubbed his arms with his hands to warm himself as he finally noticed the woman standing in front of him. He tilted his head slightly and asked,

“Where are we?”

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Wow, I was working on that all morning. It’s been awhile since I wrote something. I hope that it satisfies you. Sorry I took such control of your muse. I think I did an okay job? Totally understand if I didn’t though. - Mun

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