The Psychiatric Ward

Здравствуйте! Velcome to my clinik. I am Ivan Braginsky, but you may call me Doktor Kolkol! Infact; I insist. If you have not noticet my aksent, I am from Mother Rossiya. I have learnet all of my praktice there, in my favorite of places; Sochi. Is very goot praktice there! So do not vorry. You vill fint the best treatment here in my clinik at Nyetescape. Ah, I mean neinescape, of course! Vell! The result is the same, I von't vorry so much over such tiny details. You shoult not vorry either. In fact, just take this... and relax. If you shoult have any questions for... some reason... Vell, as they say... no harm in askink, да?

[asktheflowersoldier]

New accounts

So okay officially I’m making new accounts for my ask blogs, because the snake Russia was so much easier to control/communicate with people on. xD

So anyways I’m moving them all.

I’m not done yet but I’ll be getting to it soon…

All(most) of the posts have been moved I just need to fix the layout and extras on it now. So its not done at all, cause its pretty… ugly right now. xD

“ask-theflowersoldier” will soon replace this blog, it will also become the sole admin so the current blog (asktheflowersoldier) will still be up, just dormant.

This blog will also become the admin of my other 2 less active Russia blogs.

2pRussia — http://russia2p.tumblr.com/

Dr.Kolkol — http://askdrkolkol.tumblr.com/

So then I’ll be making another for “PastaPup” and one for “AskBossSpain” and doing the same with it.

So I’ll reblog this on those two as well to make sure everyone knows what’s going on. c:

[askdrkolkol]

OOC

Closing asks for a little bit since I've been unmotivated with this blog. ;v; Thank you for understanding.

Dr.Kolkol hiatus in effect

[askdrkolkol]

Dr. Kolkol, I have created a world where there are humans who can turn into phoenixes, evil dragon people, and a girl who has to save humanity. But everyone thinks I'm crazy!!!! Do you think I'm crazy too?

Goot imagination is vone think but you shoult be careful... Maybe if you turn into a dragon ant eat your non-believers?

[askdrkolkol]

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[asknurserue-blog]

That’s not going to help their condition…

[askdrkolkol]

That is not a condition, Toris that is the puberty....

[askdrkolkol]

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...That is vhy it says alcohol in the name....

[askdrkolkol]

H-Hi...c-c-can you possibly give me a...a colonoscopy?

Sorry, not my department!

[askdrkolkol]

Doctor Kolkol! I have seen what happens in NeinEscape but I am very ill! What do I do!

[askdrkolkol]

Can I barrow your scarf? I just had surgery on my jaw, and I need to keep heat on it so it doesn't swell anymore. I've already achieved my dream of becoming a human chipmunk.

Nyet. I can give you a hot pack for your jaw but I vill not give out my scarf... especially not to a patient. I coult give you somethink to reduce the svellink but-- ah, again you are all in the vronk vart...

[askdrkolkol]

Doktor Kolkol! I missed you *presents an exquisite arrangement of flowers and hugs*

[askdrkolkol]

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So... You're a doctor now?

[[ I don't want to just ignore this but I don't know how to answer when this is set in an AU, at least in the way I viewed neinescape. xD ]]

[askdrkolkol]

Doctor Kolkol ! I think I have a bipolar trouble ! can you help me please ?

[askdrkolkol]

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Hi Dr. Kolkol. I had a question. Would you consider me to have a mental disorder if I talk to and see people others can't? I don't think so, but what do you think?

[askdrkolkol]

Do you like turtles?