Ask Krayonder

Yo! So everybody on the Starship is doing this ask stuff, and I figured I would too. Specs really digs this computer stuff ya know? I think it's kinda lame, but like don't go telling her that! Alright?

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Sup, dude! Is anything going on with you now that summer is over? I know it's my senior year, so I'm stuck in school for six hours a day, what's happening on on Starship 15-A2?

I finally got done scrubbing the halls around Specs' lab, took forever. Up seemed to think having all the gel was causing to much 'distraction'. He just got upset cause he doesn't have the skills the snail-mister has. No need to cry about it, no one has that kind of skills. 

Senior year dude? At least its the last, you got this. Just don't skip too much.

Are you going out with a bang man? You -are- gonna do a Senior Prank, right? The Senior Prank is totally the best part of high school. Best. Day. Ever.

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You gotta carry everyone 'cause you got muscular arms. The ladies love 'em. And, uh, I appreciate 'em as well, Krayonder. They're quite... wonderful.

Thats the nicest thing you've ever said to me dude. That means Taz is gonna stab me or something. Or you are going to ask me to clean the vents. Nice try, I think my answer is gonna be no.

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Hey Krayonder, it's me, oh wait you don't know me. Anyway I just wanted to know what your favorite book is (if you read) also, how unstable are you?

Hey, me! Wait... dude I feel like I'm talking to myself. That could be bad, I'm not unstable I swear!

I read, mostly like game guides you know? Have you read The Bully Book, it's pretty good. The Book of Arnold is awesome, Up could learn a lot from the chapter; Man Up. But like right now I'm back to reading The Illusive Man.

Wait, back to that unstable thing man, you are gonna go by what FEBRUARY says? 

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Yo Krayonder! Don't get too drunk, alright? We need someone to videotape Up and Taz. *mischievous look* Lt. Gwen

I do what I want, man.

If you wanna be creepin on my bosses go ahead, but I want no part in any of it. Besides, my life is way cooler than Up's.

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heyheykrayonder. is psecsy a robot? specsy. robot? i can't tell beacuse it some lights shes all supermegaoazyawesomehot but hetn in other lights shes a human weswroramam and I really just don't know and yeah is she?

She's not a robot dude.....

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It would seem no matter what Up does he ends up just crying. In front of EVERYONE.

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You and Feb have been making bets on Taz and Up? >:) What was your side of the bet and what was the consequence? Gwen

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Come on, you have to admit the propulsion gel experiment was pretty funny, Krayonder.

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askspecs:

askkrayonder:

Maybe we could get so repulsion gel on the walls….

no scratch that, I don’t want to bounce from wall to wall.

But Repulsion gel on the hanger floor would be wicked cool man.

I have a store of repulsion gel in my lab….

Midnight. Don’t tell Taz or Up. Or February. Dead God knows she’ll mouth it all over the Starship.

HOLY. DUDE. I just sent Drunk Snail down the Propulsion gel hall. It was the best thing ever. 

That snail... got MOVES.

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Come on, you have to admit the propulsion gel experiment was pretty funny, Krayonder.

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Maybe we could get so repulsion gel on the walls....

no scratch that, I don't want to bounce from wall to wall.

But Repulsion gel on the hanger floor would be wicked cool man.

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Well, maybe you should talk to Specs, dude.

That is way easier said than done man. She exploded a container of propulsion gel this morning, anytime you try to get to the lab you end up in a totally different hall way. Slamming into a wall at top speeds is less and less fun man. 

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askcommanderup replied to your post: 

Of course! By the way, and I snatched some of Pincer’s Bug World liquor. I thought it’d be fun to have at Tequila Taz Tuesday—even if it’s not tequila.

SWEET! I am not a fan of Tequila it tastes likes its gone bad or something. 

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Hey, pssst-- HEY KRAYONDER. I got some dead goddamned good news for you, boy. Some little bug by the name of Roach helped me outta Pincer's cave. I'm out by the old starship and would sure appreciate a ride. You wouldn't deny an old Commander a ride, would you? You may be a candy-ass, but I don't think you'd stoop that low, son. OH. And do me a favor. Don't tell Taz I'm coming home, alright? I want it to be a surprise. Thanks, Krayonder! You're the best.

Whoa man, you've got great timing! I was already heading down to Bug World to get Drunk Snail!

Maybe you can help me grab him, he isn't the fastest bug ever you know.  

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askdrunksnail:

@Megagirl DOOOOOOOO ITTTTTT! WHAT’S ONE DRINK GONNA DO? (you’ll have to find out) @Taz what is a snape? ACTUALY, WHO CARES. BUTTER BERR AND TEQUILAAAAAAAA @Krayonder duuude. this party will be awesomeeee @Up yo Up, don’t even sweat it. you can’t be held accountable for what no one remembers.

the club can't even handle us right noooooooowwww

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askdrunksnail:

IT’S TEQUILA TAZDAY TOMORROW! WHO’S COMING TO MY EPIC PARTY? KRAYONDERRRRR? TAAAAZZZ? MEGAGRILLLL? ALL YA’LLS INVITED!

OFC I'll go man!! Dude when have I ever said no to you man?

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Come on Krayndor you need to get your head in the game and help out the other Starship Rangers with the Pincer situation. Oh by the way my sister is thinking of stealing your name, she's sort of crazy, watch out!

I know dude, I like had a plan and stuff. But then Taz was like you stay here, and if she says stay I stay. But this is stupid. 

I kinda wonder what Pincer and Up are doing right now. I mean Pincer already tried to kill Up.

Maybe if I go get him he might whine less?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRAYONDER! I love you, man. You should spend some time with Specs tonight, maybe you'll get a little sugar for your birthday! <3

She, like, didn't talk to me at all on my birthday. 

But thanks dude! 

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So. How're you and Specs doing? :)

She's avoiding me again... Shocking I know, right?