We're Basically Your Lifeline

Never-ending attempts to keep those headless chickens alive

[askfahcsupport]

Open to Interactions/RPs!!

Just like the title says, we’re opening up to interactions and RPs! We won’t interact with you with every single support member unless you want us to. You can keep it to one or a few of them, whatever floats your boat! Just don’t always expect that they’ll always be available. And as always, we will not write smut, but our muses can have relationships with your muses if you so wish! We’re open to most if not all ships, so don’t worry about asking!

[askfahcsupport]

Neal: No matter what these assholes tell you, I’m alive and well. The Roosters just gave me a better deal.

(ASK BOX IS OPEN)

[askfahcsupport]

Happy New Year from @askfahcsupport!

-the Muns <3

[askfahcsupport]

y’all remember the heist right?It was something else.

This is a few of many things that went down

{Hope you all had a safe and happy Halloween!}

-Mun Kitty

[askfahcsupport]

WHO IS DATING WHO

Andy: Mom and Dad are marriedNeal: Kent is my friend, I refuse to call him DadSteffie: I’m not dating anyone Steffie: neither am I marriedSteffie: so me and KentSteffie: Married we are notKent: actually remember that one time we had to tell people we were so we got kinda legally married?Steffie: …Steffie: I hate youLindsay: I’ve been forever-dating Michael does that count?Matt: The rest of us are dating our work lives so that’s allAshley: AccurateLarry: yepAlfredo: I mean, other than Lindsay and Michael being married, no one else has a set relationship. We all like each otherNeal: I despise your honestyAlfredo: Why do you hate me?Neal: I feel like that’s obvious

[askfahcsupport]

What's everyone's favorite weapon?

Lindsay: my pearly whitesAshley: My voiceNeal: I can talk my way into situations, then step right out while other people fight the battleLarry: dude, tridents are the shitSteffie: my wand, duhKent: a gun. Don’t like getting my claws bloodyMatt: I don’t like getting in fights but WATER IS THE BESTAndy: My trusty knifeMatt: Andy noAndy: Awe why?Matt: you forget so quickly what happened to RyanAndy: That was not my faultAlfredo: Special CarbineNeal: Alfredo’s too nice to use weaponsAlfredo: Okay thenNeal: It’s trueAlfredo: Welcome to Lifeline where Neal answers all of the questions for me

[askfahcsupport]

Who gets along the best/worst

Alfredo: I like everyone here, but I’ve known Trev since he was a kid. He’s locked himself in his office to finalize heist plans.Steffie: I don’t like KentKent: I don’t like you either Steffie but the kids think we’re marriedSteffie: oh shit you rightSteffie: I kinda like KentMatt: I only trust like five people personally and only three of them are here but idk I like everyone?Neal: I like Steffie, but I hate AlfredoAlfredo: >.>Neal: He’s an angel, I’m a demonAlfredo: I like you, Neal. Also, I’m a Fallen Angel and I literally murder people with you guysNeal: Welcome to hellLindsay: I’d have to say Kent and me aren’t on good terms but we’re still kinda friends? I really don’t know, it’s the Vamp-Were thingAndy: I like the people who let me experiment on themAshley: You literally forgot the word scientist one dayAndy: I change my answer, I dislike Ashley

[askfahcsupport]

It’s October! So how ‘bout we have a whole month dedicated to a Spooky AU of the lovely Support Crew? Feel free to ask them questions!

- Mun Jace

CLICK FOR BETTER RESOLUTION

[askthe-fahc-sirens]

@askfahcsupport

Meg: “Soooo….you’re the ones who keep my idiot alive? Thank you for that. Lindsay, good to see you again.”

[askfahcsupport]

Lindsay: Meg! :D I missed you, girl! Neal: It’s our job… unfortunately Matt: Trying to keep Gavin alive has cost me many of my cars but it’s worth it Trevor: BUDGET! DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND BUDGET???? Alfredo: Trev, it’s just a few thousand dollars Trevor: ALFREDO, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE! FEW THOUSAND DOLLARS, MY ASS Larry: at least he doesn’t always have a live grenade on him like Michael does half the time Kent: ^^ Larry has a point Ashley: Oh! Lindsay, you haven’t seen Meg in a while, why don’t you guys go hang out? Steffie: Yeah, you go hang out I think we can handle Mr Budget over there. Lindsay: :D Andy: I promise I won’t have an impromptu light saber battle while you’re gone Lindsay: just don’t break any windows again, and no one try and rig Michael’s car to explode as a “joke” again Matt: No promises Kent: Don’t worry, I’ll watch them Steffie: We can handle Mr. Budget, go have fun Trevor: I could legit fire everyone here Alfredo: You won’t Trevor: Try me Neal: Okay, Geoff

[askthe-fahc-sirens]

Meg: Since when do you guys have a budget? Gavin’s never mentioned one before. Also, Trevor, this is why I freelance. No one else to worry about.

[askfahcsupport]

Trevor: THATS BECAUSE HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT A BUDGET Trevor: NO ONE DOES Steffie: okay Geoff Trevor: Fuck all of you Trevor: I need coffee… Alfredo: Speaking of coffee, you still got that meeting to get ready for in the morning Trevor: [insert middle finger] Alfredo: Love you too Neal: I ship it Matt: good seeing you Meg!

[askthe-fahc-sirens]

Meg: “Man. You guys are way different than what I thought you were gonna be.” She whispered. “Anyway, Lindsay, you wanna go? And it’s good seeing you…Matt, right?”

[askfahcsupport]

Andy: It’s been heist week for Trevor, he’s been stressed Ashley: Ignore his hostility, Meg Kent: We’ll take that as a compliment :) Matt: yep :) Lindsay: Let’s go!

[askthe-fahc-sirens]

Meg: “Yikes…How many did they pull this week?” She crossed her arms and shifted her weight. “What do you wanna do, Lindsay?”

[askfahcsupport]

Neal: Three, one major, two minor. We’re gearing up for the big one in a couple weeks though. Lindsay: Wanna go rob a bank then go on a shopping spree?

[askthe-fahc-sirens]

Meg: “Good luck guys. You’re gonna need it.” … “I’m up for it. Ready when you are?”

[askfahcsupport]

Lindsay: yep! :) Ashley: Thanks, Meg, you two have fun! 

[askthe-fahc-sirens]

@askfahcsupport

Meg: “Soooo….you’re the ones who keep my idiot alive? Thank you for that. Lindsay, good to see you again.”

[askfahcsupport]

Lindsay: Meg! :D I missed you, girl! Neal: It’s our job… unfortunately Matt: Trying to keep Gavin alive has cost me many of my cars but it’s worth it Trevor: BUDGET! DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND BUDGET???? Alfredo: Trev, it’s just a few thousand dollars Trevor: ALFREDO, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE! FEW THOUSAND DOLLARS, MY ASS Larry: at least he doesn’t always have a live grenade on him like Michael does half the time Kent: ^^ Larry has a point Ashley: Oh! Lindsay, you haven’t seen Meg in a while, why don’t you guys go hang out? Steffie: Yeah, you go hang out I think we can handle Mr Budget over there. Lindsay: :D Andy: I promise I won’t have an impromptu light saber battle while you’re gone Lindsay: just don’t break any windows again, and no one try and rig Michael’s car to explode as a “joke” again Matt: No promises Kent: Don’t worry, I’ll watch them Steffie: We can handle Mr. Budget, go have fun Trevor: I could legit fire everyone here Alfredo: You won’t Trevor: Try me Neal: Okay, Geoff

[askthe-fahc-sirens]

Meg: Since when do you guys have a budget? Gavin’s never mentioned one before. Also, Trevor, this is why I freelance. No one else to worry about.

[askfahcsupport]

Trevor: THATS BECAUSE HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT A BUDGET Trevor: NO ONE DOES Steffie: okay Geoff Trevor: Fuck all of you Trevor: I need coffee… Alfredo: Speaking of coffee, you still got that meeting to get ready for in the morning Trevor: [insert middle finger] Alfredo: Love you too Neal: I ship it Matt: good seeing you Meg!

[askthe-fahc-sirens]

Meg: “Man. You guys are way different than what I thought you were gonna be.” She whispered. “Anyway, Lindsay, you wanna go? And it’s good seeing you…Matt, right?”

[askfahcsupport]

Andy: It’s been heist week for Trevor, he’s been stressed Ashley: Ignore his hostility, Meg Kent: We’ll take that as a compliment :) Matt: yep :) Lindsay: Let’s go!

[askthe-fahc-sirens]

Meg: “Yikes…How many did they pull this week?” She crossed her arms and shifted her weight. “What do you wanna do, Lindsay?”

[askfahcsupport]

Neal: Three, one major, two minor. We're gearing up for the big one in a couple weeks though. Lindsay: Wanna go rob a bank then go on a shopping spree?

[askthe-fahc-sirens]

@askfahcsupport

Meg: “Soooo….you’re the ones who keep my idiot alive? Thank you for that. Lindsay, good to see you again.”

[askfahcsupport]

Lindsay: Meg! :D I missed you, girl! Neal: It’s our job… unfortunately Matt: Trying to keep Gavin alive has cost me many of my cars but it’s worth it Trevor: BUDGET! DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND BUDGET???? Alfredo: Trev, it’s just a few thousand dollars Trevor: ALFREDO, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE! FEW THOUSAND DOLLARS, MY ASS Larry: at least he doesn’t always have a live grenade on him like Michael does half the time Kent: ^^ Larry has a point Ashley: Oh! Lindsay, you haven’t seen Meg in a while, why don’t you guys go hang out? Steffie: Yeah, you go hang out I think we can handle Mr Budget over there. Lindsay: :D Andy: I promise I won’t have an impromptu light saber battle while you’re gone Lindsay: just don’t break any windows again, and no one try and rig Michael’s car to explode as a “joke” again Matt: No promises Kent: Don’t worry, I’ll watch them Steffie: We can handle Mr. Budget, go have fun Trevor: I could legit fire everyone here Alfredo: You won’t Trevor: Try me Neal: Okay, Geoff

[askthe-fahc-sirens]

Meg: Since when do you guys have a budget? Gavin’s never mentioned one before. Also, Trevor, this is why I freelance. No one else to worry about.

[askfahcsupport]

Trevor: THATS BECAUSE HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT A BUDGET Trevor: NO ONE DOES Steffie: okay Geoff Trevor: Fuck all of you Trevor: I need coffee… Alfredo: Speaking of coffee, you still got that meeting to get ready for in the morning Trevor: [insert middle finger] Alfredo: Love you too Neal: I ship it Matt: good seeing you Meg!

[askthe-fahc-sirens]

Meg: “Man. You guys are way different than what I thought you were gonna be.” She whispered. “Anyway, Lindsay, you wanna go? And it’s good seeing you…Matt, right?”

[askfahcsupport]

Andy: It's been heist week for Trevor, he's been stressed Ashley: Ignore his hostility, Meg Kent: We'll take that as a compliment :) Matt: yep :) Lindsay: Let's go!

[askthe-fahc-sirens]

@askfahcsupport

Meg: “Soooo….you’re the ones who keep my idiot alive? Thank you for that. Lindsay, good to see you again.”

[askfahcsupport]

Lindsay: Meg! :D I missed you, girl! Neal: It’s our job… unfortunately Matt: Trying to keep Gavin alive has cost me many of my cars but it’s worth it Trevor: BUDGET! DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND BUDGET???? Alfredo: Trev, it’s just a few thousand dollars Trevor: ALFREDO, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE! FEW THOUSAND DOLLARS, MY ASS Larry: at least he doesn’t always have a live grenade on him like Michael does half the time Kent: ^^ Larry has a point Ashley: Oh! Lindsay, you haven’t seen Meg in a while, why don’t you guys go hang out? Steffie: Yeah, you go hang out I think we can handle Mr Budget over there. Lindsay: :D Andy: I promise I won’t have an impromptu light saber battle while you’re gone Lindsay: just don’t break any windows again, and no one try and rig Michael’s car to explode as a “joke” again Matt: No promises Kent: Don’t worry, I’ll watch them Steffie: We can handle Mr. Budget, go have fun Trevor: I could legit fire everyone here Alfredo: You won’t Trevor: Try me Neal: Okay, Geoff

[askthe-fahc-sirens]

Meg: Since when do you guys have a budget? Gavin’s never mentioned one before. Also, Trevor, this is why I freelance. No one else to worry about.

[askfahcsupport]

Trevor: THATS BECAUSE HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT A BUDGET Trevor: NO ONE DOES Steffie: okay Geoff Trevor: Fuck all of you Trevor: I need coffee... Alfredo: Speaking of coffee, you still got that meeting to get ready for in the morning Trevor: [insert middle finger] Alfredo: Love you too Neal: I ship it Matt: good seeing you Meg!

[askthe-fahc-sirens]

@askfahcsupport

Meg: “Soooo….you’re the ones who keep my idiot alive? Thank you for that. Lindsay, good to see you again.”

[askfahcsupport]

Lindsay: Meg! :D I missed you, girl! Neal: It's our job... unfortunately Matt: Trying to keep Gavin alive has cost me many of my cars but it's worth it Trevor: BUDGET! DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND BUDGET???? Alfredo: Trev, it's just a few thousand dollars Trevor: ALFREDO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE! FEW THOUSAND DOLLARS, MY ASS Larry: at least he doesn't always have a live grenade on him like Michael does half the time Kent: ^^ Larry has a point Ashley: Oh! Lindsay, you haven't seen Meg in a while, why don't you guys go hang out? Steffie: Yeah, you go hang out I think we can handle Mr Budget over there. Lindsay: :D Andy: I promise I won't have an impromptu light saber battle while you're gone Lindsay: just don't break any windows again, and no one try and rig Michael's car to explode as a "joke" again Matt: No promises Kent: Don't worry, I'll watch them Steffie: We can handle Mr. Budget, go have fun Trevor: I could legit fire everyone here Alfredo: You won't Trevor: Try me Neal: Okay, Geoff

[askfahcsupport]

Wait... do the Headless Chickens ever like have one of y'all on heists if one of said headless chickens is injured?

Trevor: We’re always helping out on the heists or jobsSteffie: I’m always on heists. Jack and Ryan both have field medic training but I’m there just to be safeLindsay: Of course. Who else can take over when my husband is an idiot?Matt: it dependsAndy: Watching over them is our jobTrevor: I mean, we all have different skill sets and we each have a specific part we play in this Crew.Neal: We may be considered B Team, but none of us really agreed with that. We’re the Fakes and that’s all we’ll ever be.

[askfahcsupport]

Y'all are amazing... cause without y'all the fahc would run around the chickens with their heads cut off...

Lindsay: why thank you, we most definitely tryAndy: I feel like they run around like headless chickens anywayAshley: They’re smarter than you think, but occasionally they’re frustrating. Thank you though!Larry: I’m sure the chicken you speak of is Gavin and thank you :3 (also Kent says thank you he had to be somewhere with said headless chickens)Steffie: You’re amazing as well, just don’t let them hear you say that.Matt: that’s one of the truest things i’ve heard about them in a long time.Neal: I’m wondering what would happen if they heard you say that, Anon.Trevor: *sigh*Alfredo: You can’t sigh over text.Trevor: *SIGH*Alfredo: Bruh…Trevor: Sometimes the Main Crew aren’t the only ones running around like headless chickens.Alfredo: Now you’re just insulting us.Trevor: STOP GIVING NEAL, KENT, AND LARRY SQUIRT GUNS.Steffie: Guys, what was this about Squirt Guns?Neal: Y'know, I think I had a job to do. Yea, right, I do, I’ll go do that. *flees*Alfredo: You can’t flee over text.

[askfahcsupport]

Meet Neal Werle AKA Werlepool and Kent Cook AKA Dad!

Also drew this in preparation for this blog and I like how it turned out ^~^

- Mun Jace

CLICK FOR BETTER RESOLUTION

[askfahcsupport]

Meet Trevor Collins AKA Zed Direction and Alfredo Diaz AKA The Sauce!

Drew this in preparation for this blog, I’m hoping to draw a lot more and apologies for not drawing that one ask, Anon. Art isn’t a priority of ours, but we plan to draw a lot more than we normally would. At least, I do XD

- Mun Jace

CLICK IMAGE FOR BETTER RESOLUTION