depression 4 life, life 4 thighs

[askhamlettheemo]

Valorous aft'rnoon. Thou art speaking to Prince Hamlet Of Denmark.

I have joined to make a, blog. Whatever that is so, but, feel free to ask me questions. This might take my mind to calmness and distraction from knowing the existence of my uncle, or my mother being with his wretched self. Or the fact that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern have strangely been avoiding talking to me lately. (Mod note :: hiya it's hya! @hyac1nthus making another ask blog bc i can lol its Hamlet. ) ( NO NSFW ::) !!! thank you<3 oh and hamratio asks are encouraged. sometimes hamlet will be speaking in modern english and Shakespeare english ::3 ))

[askhamlettheemo]

Hamlet and horatio kiss

…I mean—

[askhamlettheemo]

I still have no idea what you meant by calling me a sponge……

What is there to explain

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE TO YOU

[ho-ratios]

I believe it is more of a metaphor.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Wait huh. What.

[ho-ratios]

Dost thou understand now?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

No:)

[ho-ratios]

Oh. Wouldst thou like me to explain it?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Yes!

[ho-ratios]

Well, to put it lightly, he is insinuating thou soak’st up praise like a sponge, and then are just as easy to squeeze out again.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

🙁

[ho-ratios]

I apologize if that did not help.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Is he bullying me?

[ho-ratios]

I think thou shouldst ask him thyself.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

@askhamlettheemo?

[askhamlettheemo]

what

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Are you bullying me

[askhamlettheemo]

I thought it was obvious

[askhamlettheemo]

I still have no idea what you meant by calling me a sponge……

What is there to explain

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE TO YOU

[ho-ratios]

I believe it is more of a metaphor.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Wait huh. What.

[ho-ratios]

Dost thou understand now?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

No:)

[ho-ratios]

Oh. Wouldst thou like me to explain it?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Yes!

[ho-ratios]

Well, to put it lightly, he is insinuating thou soak’st up praise like a sponge, and then are just as easy to squeeze out again.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

🙁

[ho-ratios]

I apologize if that did not help.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Is he bullying me?

[ho-ratios]

I think thou shouldst ask him thyself.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

@askhamlettheemo?

[askhamlettheemo]

what

[askhamlettheemo]

I fucking love Horatio

[ho-ratios]

…art thou drunk?

[askhamlettheemo]

Horatio!

[ho-ratios]

Good even, my prince.

[askhamlettheemo]

haha.. how art thou this fine evening?

[ho-ratios]

I am doing quite well. How goes you?

[askhamlettheemo]

Splendid, Horatio! I was just looking for you. Did thee hear what I hath said earlier?

[ho-ratios]

…I was surprised to say the least. For one, you didn’t seem to be talking to anybody.

[askhamlettheemo]

Uhh.. Nevermind that. I was practicing for a,, play! Yes. Horatio I may be drunk I’m probably drunk.

[ho-ratios]

Ah. Yes. Drunk. That’s a reasonable explanation. Do you need me for anything more, my lord?

[askhamlettheemo]

Indeed, do stay with me dear Horatio. I feel so awfully lonely

[ho-ratios]

Of course, my lord. I will stay as long as you need.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

☕️~

[ho-ratios]

… how long hast thou been there?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Not very!

[ho-ratios]

..oh.

[askhamlettheemo]

Jesus, Rosencrantz.. out with you!

[askhamlettheemo]

I still have no idea what you meant by calling me a sponge……

What is there to explain

[askhamlettheemo]

HAMLET

That is I.

[askhamlettheemo]

I fucking love Horatio

[ho-ratios]

…art thou drunk?

[askhamlettheemo]

Horatio!

[ho-ratios]

Good even, my prince.

[askhamlettheemo]

haha.. how art thou this fine evening?

[ho-ratios]

I am doing quite well. How goes you?

[askhamlettheemo]

Splendid, Horatio! I was just looking for you. Did thee hear what I hath said earlier?

[ho-ratios]

…I was surprised to say the least. For one, you didn’t seem to be talking to anybody.

[askhamlettheemo]

Uhh.. Nevermind that. I was practicing for a,, play! Yes. Horatio I may be drunk I’m probably drunk.

[ho-ratios]

Ah. Yes. Drunk. That’s a reasonable explanation. Do you need me for anything more, my lord?

[askhamlettheemo]

Indeed, do stay with me dear Horatio. I feel so awfully lonely

[askhamlettheemo]

I fucking love Horatio

[ho-ratios]

…art thou drunk?

[askhamlettheemo]

Horatio!

[ho-ratios]

Good even, my prince.

[askhamlettheemo]

haha.. how art thou this fine evening?

[ho-ratios]

I am doing quite well. How goes you?

[askhamlettheemo]

Splendid, Horatio! I was just looking for you. Did thee hear what I hath said earlier?

[ho-ratios]

…I was surprised to say the least. For one, you didn’t seem to be talking to anybody.

[askhamlettheemo]

Uhh.. Nevermind that. I was practicing for a,, play! Yes. Horatio I may be drunk I’m probably drunk.

[askhamlettheemo]

I fucking love Horatio

[ho-ratios]

…art thou drunk?

[askhamlettheemo]

Horatio!

[ho-ratios]

Good even, my prince.

[askhamlettheemo]

haha.. how art thou this fine evening?

[ho-ratios]

I am doing quite well. How goes you?

[askhamlettheemo]

Splendid, Horatio! I was just looking for you. Did thee hear what I hath said earlier?

[askhamlettheemo]

I fucking love Horatio

[ho-ratios]

…art thou drunk?

[askhamlettheemo]

Horatio!

[ho-ratios]

Good even, my prince.

[askhamlettheemo]

haha.. how art thou this fine evening?

[askhamlettheemo]

I fucking love Horatio

[ho-ratios]

…art thou drunk?

[askhamlettheemo]

Horatio!

[askhamlettheemo]

I fucking love Horatio

[askhamlettheemo]

Deerhound

I..have no words.

[askhamlettheemo]

have you listened to it yet??

oh good heavens! This music is… so.. unique! Absolutely fits the tragedy of my dark soul. I must let Horatio hear about this. Thank thee I suppose, for introducing me to it.

[ho-ratios]

Osric has been suspiciously quiet lately.

[osriccccc]

Osric, unlike some, has duties to attend to.

[ho-ratios]

Oh? What vein of duties would these be?

[osriccccc]

None of your concern, as it were. It amuses me how you question my duties while you incessantly hang around the prince doing nothing.

[ho-ratios]

You did not answer my question. I ascertain it has something to do with good Laertes.

[osriccccc]

As I said before, my duties are none of your concern, and neither, by extension, is my lord Laertes. Since your curiosity clearly knows no bounds, allow me to sate it by saying that my duties (in their plurality) are matters of state and nothing you should concern yourself with. Do you not have studies to attend to? Or is Wittenberg so easily forgotten?

[ho-ratios]

You need not worry about my studies. I have practice working under stress.

[osriccccc]

I wonder how this practice helps when you phase the “working” out of “working under stress”.

[ho-ratios]

Elaborate?

[osriccccc]

In simpler terms, so that a man like you might understand, knowing how to “work under stress” only helps when you are working in the first place.

[ho-ratios]

How would you know of my working habits? You hardly seem interested in what I do.

[osriccccc]

I don't "seem" many things, because I do not go around announcing my intentions at all times! And your working habits are either nonexistent or skillfully hidden, because everybody at Elsinore knows that you never leave the prince's side.

[ho-ratios]

I am a scholar. That is my job. I thought that this was obvious.

[osriccccc]

Scholar, merchant, court jester. What exactly is it that you do?

[ho-ratios]

Study, fool! The only reason I am here now and not at Wittenberg is to pay my respects for the old king.

[osriccccc]

And here we go back to where this started! You are not working, because you are not studying, because you are too interested in my duties and whether or not they have something to do with a certain nobleman. Which they don't!

[ho-ratios]

Like I said, I am not studying right now. I am not currently at Wittenberg. Did you not hear mine explanation?

[osriccccc]

Oh, no, I heard it. I simply failed to comprehend a string of contradictory statements flowing in some semblance of consecutiveness.

[ho-ratios]

I believe the fact that you did not understand what I said says more about you than it does about me.

[osriccccc]

What you believe is of little consequence and less accuracy.

[ho-ratios]

Yet you seem to care greatly about it.

[osriccccc]

Oh, yes? How so?

[ho-ratios]

You continue replying to me, for one thing.

[osriccccc]

Because when I do not, I am “suspiciously quiet”.

[prettyboylaertes]

Can the two of you calm down? By our Savior, this childish bickering does not reflect well on BOTH of you, gentlemen.

[askhamlettheemo]

Hey Laertes

[askhamlettheemo]

hamlet! listen to foundations of decay by mcr, it reminds me of you :)

why does you all recommend me this ‘MCR’ ? Huff. Fine then. I shall give it one listen.