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good morning osric

Good morning! How may I be of service?

Oh, good morning, Osric. (I believe it is the morning for you now.)

I still have no idea what you meant by calling me a sponge……

What is there to explain

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE TO YOU

I believe it is more of a metaphor.

Wait huh. What.

Dost thou understand now?

No:)

Oh. Wouldst thou like me to explain it?

Yes!

Well, to put it lightly, he is insinuating thou soak’st up praise like a sponge, and then are just as easy to squeeze out again.

🙁

I apologize if that did not help.

Is he bullying me?

I think thou shouldst ask him thyself.

@askhamlettheemo?

what

Are you bullying me

I thought it was obvious

My lord, please. He hath not done much to deserve it.

I still have no idea what you meant by calling me a sponge……

What is there to explain

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE TO YOU

I believe it is more of a metaphor.

Wait huh. What.

Dost thou understand now?

No:)

Oh. Wouldst thou like me to explain it?

Yes!

Well, to put it lightly, he is insinuating thou soak’st up praise like a sponge, and then are just as easy to squeeze out again.

🙁

I apologize if that did not help.

Is he bullying me?

I think thou shouldst ask him thyself.

I still have no idea what you meant by calling me a sponge……

What is there to explain

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE TO YOU

I believe it is more of a metaphor.

Wait huh. What.

Dost thou understand now?

No:)

Oh. Wouldst thou like me to explain it?

Yes!

Well, to put it lightly, he is insinuating thou soak’st up praise like a sponge, and then are just as easy to squeeze out again.

🙁

I apologize if that did not help.

Horatio!! How’s life like ?

It hath seen better. Who, may I ask, hath sent this?

#horatio answers

I fucking love Horatio

…art thou drunk?

Horatio!

Good even, my prince.

haha.. how art thou this fine evening?

I am doing quite well. How goes you?

Splendid, Horatio! I was just looking for you. Did thee hear what I hath said earlier?

…I was surprised to say the least. For one, you didn’t seem to be talking to anybody.

Uhh.. Nevermind that. I was practicing for a,, play! Yes. Horatio I may be drunk I’m probably drunk.

Ah. Yes. Drunk. That’s a reasonable explanation. Do you need me for anything more, my lord?

Indeed, do stay with me dear Horatio. I feel so awfully lonely

Of course, my lord. I will stay as long as you need.

☕️~

… how long hast thou been there?

Not very!

..oh.

Jesus, Rosencrantz.. out with you!

He means no harm.

#my lord

I still have no idea what you meant by calling me a sponge……

What is there to explain

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE TO YOU

I believe it is more of a metaphor.

Wait huh. What.

Dost thou understand now?

No:)

Oh. Wouldst thou like me to explain it?

Yes!

Well, to put it lightly, he is insinuating thou soak’st up praise like a sponge, and then are just as easy to squeeze out again.

I still have no idea what you meant by calling me a sponge……

What is there to explain

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE TO YOU

I believe it is more of a metaphor.

Wait huh. What.

Dost thou understand now?

No:)

Oh. Wouldst thou like me to explain it?

I still have no idea what you meant by calling me a sponge……

What is there to explain

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE TO YOU

I believe it is more of a metaphor.

Wait huh. What.

Dost thou understand now?

I still have no idea what you meant by calling me a sponge……

What is there to explain

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE TO YOU

I believe it is more of a metaphor.

I fucking love Horatio

…art thou drunk?

Horatio!

Good even, my prince.

haha.. how art thou this fine evening?

I am doing quite well. How goes you?

Splendid, Horatio! I was just looking for you. Did thee hear what I hath said earlier?

…I was surprised to say the least. For one, you didn’t seem to be talking to anybody.

Uhh.. Nevermind that. I was practicing for a,, play! Yes. Horatio I may be drunk I’m probably drunk.

Ah. Yes. Drunk. That’s a reasonable explanation. Do you need me for anything more, my lord?

Indeed, do stay with me dear Horatio. I feel so awfully lonely

Of course, my lord. I will stay as long as you need.

☕️~

… how long hast thou been there?

Not very!

..oh.

I fucking love Horatio

…art thou drunk?

Horatio!

Good even, my prince.

haha.. how art thou this fine evening?

I am doing quite well. How goes you?

Splendid, Horatio! I was just looking for you. Did thee hear what I hath said earlier?

…I was surprised to say the least. For one, you didn’t seem to be talking to anybody.

Uhh.. Nevermind that. I was practicing for a,, play! Yes. Horatio I may be drunk I’m probably drunk.

Ah. Yes. Drunk. That’s a reasonable explanation. Do you need me for anything more, my lord?

Indeed, do stay with me dear Horatio. I feel so awfully lonely

Of course, my lord. I will stay as long as you need.

☕️~

… how long hast thou been there?

HIIIII GUYS SORRY FOR DISAPPEARING I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED BUT IM BACK

Hello, Rosencrantz. How was England?

hiratio

Hello?

We resolved to talk more, no?

I suppose so.

You suppose so? Is that it?

Did you expect a more excited tone?

I might have wished for one.

Oh. Well, I apologize. Shall we start over?

I would like that.

All right then. Hello.

Hello. How goest thee?

I am doing… I wouldn’t say well, but as good as I can.

Why not well? Would anything help? Your usele- wonderful prince?

He is rather busy right now.

Doing what, exactly? Trotting about courting insanity instead of you?

You would not understand - and I do not mean that in an insulting way.

Help me understand, then.

I would not betray him so easily.

Betray him? Is that not a tad dramatic?

I assume sharing secrets would entail a betrayal.

I thought the secrets were yours.

Which secrets are you talking about?

The secret of your being short of well.

Ah. Well, the reason of that would have to lead to a secret that is not my own.

And there is no way to help other than convincing you to divulge this secret?

I honestly do not know.

hiratio

Hello?

We resolved to talk more, no?

I suppose so.

You suppose so? Is that it?

Did you expect a more excited tone?

I might have wished for one.

Oh. Well, I apologize. Shall we start over?

I would like that.

All right then. Hello.

Hello. How goest thee?

I am doing… I wouldn’t say well, but as good as I can.

Why not well? Would anything help? Your usele- wonderful prince?

He is rather busy right now.

Doing what, exactly? Trotting about courting insanity instead of you?

You would not understand - and I do not mean that in an insulting way.

Help me understand, then.

I would not betray him so easily.

Betray him? Is that not a tad dramatic?

I assume sharing secrets would entail a betrayal.

I thought the secrets were yours.

Which secrets are you talking about?

The secret of your being short of well.

Ah. Well, the reason of that would have to lead to a secret that is not my own.

hiratio

Hello?

We resolved to talk more, no?

I suppose so.

You suppose so? Is that it?

Did you expect a more excited tone?

I might have wished for one.

Oh. Well, I apologize. Shall we start over?

I would like that.

All right then. Hello.

Hello. How goest thee?

I am doing… I wouldn’t say well, but as good as I can.

Why not well? Would anything help? Your usele- wonderful prince?

He is rather busy right now.

Doing what, exactly? Trotting about courting insanity instead of you?

You would not understand - and I do not mean that in an insulting way.

Help me understand, then.

I would not betray him so easily.

Betray him? Is that not a tad dramatic?

I assume sharing secrets would entail a betrayal.

I thought the secrets were yours.

Which secrets are you talking about?

hiratio

Hello?

We resolved to talk more, no?

I suppose so.

You suppose so? Is that it?

Did you expect a more excited tone?

I might have wished for one.

Oh. Well, I apologize. Shall we start over?

I would like that.

All right then. Hello.

Hello. How goest thee?

I am doing… I wouldn’t say well, but as good as I can.

Why not well? Would anything help? Your usele- wonderful prince?

He is rather busy right now.

Doing what, exactly? Trotting about courting insanity instead of you?

You would not understand - and I do not mean that in an insulting way.

Help me understand, then.

I would not betray him so easily.

Betray him? Is that not a tad dramatic?

I assume sharing secrets would entail a betrayal.