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#(ooc) I haven’t been here in over a year but shhhhh

Ophelia! What do you need, sweet sister?

Laertes has recently informed me that he presents multiple symptoms of ADHD, as in the disorder. I suppose it may very well be hereditary, at least in part; for I, too, lie distant from the behaviours of neurotypical people.

#also! hello I am alive!#well is a different story but I sure am alive :D

Join the club, Father! Ophelia suspects that she is showing symptoms of autism as well; it seems neurodivergence simply runs in our family!

I think you’re a great older brother, you did and are doing everything you can

#laertes answers #hamlet #laertes #(mod: he…he needs a minute.)

Sorry about my absence, good friends. I…I haven’t been alright recently.

osriccccc

Art thou well, Laertes? Might I be of assistance?

#laertes has discovered depression #ozzy! <3 #laertes speaks

I don’t know. I’ve just felt such immense misery lately. It’s getting harder to get out of bed. I don’t know what to do.

greelin

brunette man disorder

greelin

bisexual brunette man disorder

#mecore

beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy

Just heard of this thing called “Pride Month.” Apparently it’s something to celebrate! So Happy Pride Month :]

Fascinating! What are we supposed to be proud of?

That I am not so sure of. Perhaps @ho-ratios might know? He’s very smart!

#sir rosencrantz! <3

Sorry about my absence, good friends. I…I haven’t been alright recently.

#laertes speaks

ho-ratios

Even though the studywork was quite grueling, I must admit I quite miss Wittenberg. I liken Elsinore to a stuffy cave - I cannot shift from my stiff position much of the time. Moreover, there is an air of foreboding over this castle. I do wish I could go back to running over the school grounds, hands warm and clasped with another.

#laertes answers #hamlet #sir kai :]

I get what you mean. France seems so far away now…it was more of a home than Denmark ever was.

…plus, everyone that made Denmark home is gone now.

#good horatio

Happy pride month!

Pride…month? I thought pride was one of the 7 sins…hm!

Well. No matter. Happy Pride Month to thou as well :]

Sendeth thy nudes

GRWM to catch the conscience of the king. 💀🇩🇰👑🎭

#(well this got dark very quickly)#laertes answers #hamlet

You do that, Hamlet! Send my regards to my father, while you’re at it :]

#moments before disaster

How are you feeling about everybody being on tumblr?

Well, it’s lovely to keep in touch with my friends and family :D even while I’m…I’m…

…where am I? The last thing I remember was being stabbed…and…oh, GOD.

beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy

humiliated Rosencrantz because he can’t play the recorder, lmaoooo, nor can he play me! off to talk to my mom….

I hate you.

We’ll sort out our differences on the way to England, my most excellent good friend.

#sir rosencrantz! <3 #ophelia’s insufferable suitor. and my ex.

What’s up, guys! Hope I didn’t miss anything when I was in France :D how’s my most honorable father and virtuous sister? 🥰

is reynaldo good for your son?

Even to phrase it lightly, Laertes possesses a difficult disposition. Especially when you are a single parent.

Anyone able to put up with his antics is 'good for him', I shall say.

osriccccc

Who is Reynaldo? I put up with @prettyboylaertes’s antics, and he with mine.

#ozzy! <3 #my honor’d father

My dear, you’ve no antics to possibly speak of. To me, your virtues shine like the moon compared to the darkness surrounding you.

MY list of antics on the other hand…well, you’d probably need multiple hands to list those ಠ_ಠ

is reynaldo good for your son?

Even to phrase it lightly, Laertes possesses a difficult disposition. Especially when you are a single parent.

Anyone able to put up with his antics is 'good for him', I shall say.

osriccccc

Who is Reynaldo? I put up with @prettyboylaertes’s antics, and he with mine.

Reynaldo is a varlet of mine. I suppose you have not met him because Laertes has instructed him to allow you two some privacy.

Nevertheless, I am quite thankful for your engagement with my son. I recognize that his temper becomes more...tempered, following your encounters.

#my honor’d father #(mod: laertes.exe has stopped working)#(which to be fair who wouldn’t die inside if their parents saw them sexting their partner)

You…know?

How’s that yeast infection treating you, breadfucker? 🥖

B-BREADFUCKER??? How DARE you! Bread is meant to be eaten and not meant to be stuck up unsavory crevices like YOU are implying!

…If you….do, perchance, know how to get a baguette out of said unsavory crevice, though….would you tell me how?

#laertes answers #hamlet

acting like a freak so polonius’s old ass has to run all over the palace to spy on me.

My lord, you are suggesting that you relish being spied on.