❀ Rosie Posie ❀

★ He/Him, bICON~ ★ 1/2 of your favorite Danish besties trying to avoid their job! ★ LOVE MY GILLY POO!! (¯ ³¯)♡ ★ Ask Box: OPEN

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

GILLY AND I HAVE COMPLETED MITOSIS!

My name is Rosencrantz (20-something, he/him), and I am the current owner of this blog. I am specifically trying to avoid spying on the prince, Hamlet (😒), so asks are totally appreciated.

My BESTIE OF ALL TIME, Guildenstern, used to run this blog with me, but he ended up getting his own blog, @. Go find him! I’ll probably bother him a lot <3

Enjoy ^u^!

[Mod note: Fuckin uhhhhhhg. I’m trying my best. You don’t get art because I can’t draw!

No nsfw please!

Final thing: this WILL get a bit shippy. Rosguil is quite literally my otp. Asks regarding their relationship are encouraged ;))

[askhamlettheemo]

I still have no idea what you meant by calling me a sponge……

What is there to explain

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE TO YOU

[ho-ratios]

I believe it is more of a metaphor.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Wait huh. What.

[ho-ratios]

Dost thou understand now?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

No:)

[ho-ratios]

Oh. Wouldst thou like me to explain it?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Yes!

[ho-ratios]

Well, to put it lightly, he is insinuating thou soak’st up praise like a sponge, and then are just as easy to squeeze out again.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

🙁

[ho-ratios]

I apologize if that did not help.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Is he bullying me?

[ho-ratios]

I think thou shouldst ask him thyself.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

@askhamlettheemo?

[askhamlettheemo]

what

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Are you bullying me

[askhamlettheemo]

I thought it was obvious

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

What? :(

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeiscool]

Leave him be, prince.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Gilly:)

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeiscool]

You good buddy?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

I’m okay:)

[askhamlettheemo]

I still have no idea what you meant by calling me a sponge……

What is there to explain

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE TO YOU

[ho-ratios]

I believe it is more of a metaphor.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Wait huh. What.

[ho-ratios]

Dost thou understand now?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

No:)

[ho-ratios]

Oh. Wouldst thou like me to explain it?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Yes!

[ho-ratios]

Well, to put it lightly, he is insinuating thou soak’st up praise like a sponge, and then are just as easy to squeeze out again.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

🙁

[ho-ratios]

I apologize if that did not help.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Is he bullying me?

[ho-ratios]

I think thou shouldst ask him thyself.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

@askhamlettheemo?

[askhamlettheemo]

what

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Are you bullying me

[askhamlettheemo]

I thought it was obvious

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

What? :(

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeiscool]

Leave him be, prince.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Gilly:)

[askhamlettheemo]

I still have no idea what you meant by calling me a sponge……

What is there to explain

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE TO YOU

[ho-ratios]

I believe it is more of a metaphor.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Wait huh. What.

[ho-ratios]

Dost thou understand now?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

No:)

[ho-ratios]

Oh. Wouldst thou like me to explain it?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Yes!

[ho-ratios]

Well, to put it lightly, he is insinuating thou soak’st up praise like a sponge, and then are just as easy to squeeze out again.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

🙁

[ho-ratios]

I apologize if that did not help.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Is he bullying me?

[ho-ratios]

I think thou shouldst ask him thyself.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

@askhamlettheemo?

[askhamlettheemo]

what

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Are you bullying me

[askhamlettheemo]

I thought it was obvious

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

What? :(

[askhamlettheemo]

I still have no idea what you meant by calling me a sponge……

What is there to explain

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE TO YOU

[ho-ratios]

I believe it is more of a metaphor.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Wait huh. What.

[ho-ratios]

Dost thou understand now?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

No:)

[ho-ratios]

Oh. Wouldst thou like me to explain it?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Yes!

[ho-ratios]

Well, to put it lightly, he is insinuating thou soak’st up praise like a sponge, and then are just as easy to squeeze out again.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

🙁

[ho-ratios]

I apologize if that did not help.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Is he bullying me?

[ho-ratios]

I think thou shouldst ask him thyself.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

@askhamlettheemo?

[askhamlettheemo]

what

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Are you bullying me

[askhamlettheemo]

I still have no idea what you meant by calling me a sponge……

What is there to explain

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE TO YOU

[ho-ratios]

I believe it is more of a metaphor.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Wait huh. What.

[ho-ratios]

Dost thou understand now?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

No:)

[ho-ratios]

Oh. Wouldst thou like me to explain it?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Yes!

[ho-ratios]

Well, to put it lightly, he is insinuating thou soak’st up praise like a sponge, and then are just as easy to squeeze out again.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

🙁

[ho-ratios]

I apologize if that did not help.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Is he bullying me?

[ho-ratios]

I think thou shouldst ask him thyself.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

@askhamlettheemo?

[askhamlettheemo]

I still have no idea what you meant by calling me a sponge……

What is there to explain

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE TO YOU

[ho-ratios]

I believe it is more of a metaphor.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Wait huh. What.

[ho-ratios]

Dost thou understand now?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

No:)

[ho-ratios]

Oh. Wouldst thou like me to explain it?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Yes!

[ho-ratios]

Well, to put it lightly, he is insinuating thou soak’st up praise like a sponge, and then are just as easy to squeeze out again.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

🙁

[ho-ratios]

I apologize if that did not help.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Is he bullying me?

[askhamlettheemo]

I still have no idea what you meant by calling me a sponge……

What is there to explain

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE TO YOU

[ho-ratios]

I believe it is more of a metaphor.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Wait huh. What.

[ho-ratios]

Dost thou understand now?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

No:)

[ho-ratios]

Oh. Wouldst thou like me to explain it?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Yes!

[ho-ratios]

Well, to put it lightly, he is insinuating thou soak’st up praise like a sponge, and then are just as easy to squeeze out again.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

🙁

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeiscool]

HI GILLY HI GILLY HI GIKLY HI GILLY HI HILLY HI GILLY HI HI HI HO HI HI :D

HI ROS!!!

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

YAAAAAAAAY YIPPEE

GEBTLY PRESSES MY FOREHEAD TO YOURS IN A SIGN OF. ABSOLUTE ADORATION

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeiscool]

GETNLY PRESSES MH FOREHEAD AGAINST YOURS TOO

where did you GO. you were gone for an hour ::/

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

EEP SORRY

[askhamlettheemo]

I still have no idea what you meant by calling me a sponge……

What is there to explain

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE TO YOU

[ho-ratios]

I believe it is more of a metaphor.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Wait huh. What.

[ho-ratios]

Dost thou understand now?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

No:)

[ho-ratios]

Oh. Wouldst thou like me to explain it?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Yes!

[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[futuremoji]

[askhamlettheemo]

I still have no idea what you meant by calling me a sponge……

What is there to explain

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE TO YOU

[ho-ratios]

I believe it is more of a metaphor.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Wait huh. What.

[ho-ratios]

Dost thou understand now?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

No:)

[askhamlettheemo]

I still have no idea what you meant by calling me a sponge……

What is there to explain

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE TO YOU

[ho-ratios]

I believe it is more of a metaphor.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Wait huh. What.

[askhamlettheemo]

I still have no idea what you meant by calling me a sponge……

What is there to explain

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE TO YOU

[askhamlettheemo]

I fucking love Horatio

[ho-ratios]

…art thou drunk?

[askhamlettheemo]

Horatio!

[ho-ratios]

Good even, my prince.

[askhamlettheemo]

haha.. how art thou this fine evening?

[ho-ratios]

I am doing quite well. How goes you?

[askhamlettheemo]

Splendid, Horatio! I was just looking for you. Did thee hear what I hath said earlier?

[ho-ratios]

…I was surprised to say the least. For one, you didn’t seem to be talking to anybody.

[askhamlettheemo]

Uhh.. Nevermind that. I was practicing for a,, play! Yes. Horatio I may be drunk I’m probably drunk.

[ho-ratios]

Ah. Yes. Drunk. That’s a reasonable explanation. Do you need me for anything more, my lord?

[askhamlettheemo]

Indeed, do stay with me dear Horatio. I feel so awfully lonely

[ho-ratios]

Of course, my lord. I will stay as long as you need.

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

☕️~

[ho-ratios]

… how long hast thou been there?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

Not very!

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

HIIIII GUYS SORRY FOR DISAPPEARING I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED BUT IM BACK

[ho-ratios]

Hello, Rosencrantz. How was England?

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

I have no idea ^u^

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeiscool]

HI GILLY HI GILLY HI GIKLY HI GILLY HI HILLY HI GILLY HI HI HI HO HI HI :D

HI ROS!!!

[beingdoomedbythenarrativeissexy]

YAAAAAAAAY YIPPEE

GEBTLY PRESSES MY FOREHEAD TO YOURS IN A SIGN OF. ABSOLUTE ADORATION