Professor Ian Duncan

Professor of Psychology at Greendale College No I never met the Queen. (@hawaiianpizzaenjoyer)

[dimentastic]

this is me every time my mii's interact with each other. game of the year 2026

[whoisduncan]

This is me when @askingprofduncan

[askingprofduncan]

Well.. yes? I'd assume I'd act like myself, but I appreciate it nonetheless...?

[bettedavisgf]

no offense to the english but i just found out england has only ever won the world cup once.. wtf do you mean “it’s coming home” she doesn’t even know you omg

[askingprofduncan]

So a bunch of 20-somethings can talk about their "I'm so loved" and "I'm so magnetic" affirmations and THAT'S fine, but when a nation comes together over it suddenly it's a problem?

[askingprofduncan]

Hello, rate my art, thank you

I'm definitely noticing a Jeff theme here... also was not expecting a My Little Pony rendition of me. Also is that Jeff and I as those plush keychains Abed and Jaya have? That's certainly a new one for me.

I do appreciate all artistic renditions of myself so I have to rate it a 10/10. I do worry what Jeff may think however.

[askingjayaduncan]

OMG JEFF AND UNCLE IAN AS NUIS!!! i need them. i wanna make an ita bag.

[askingprofduncan]

None of those words were in the Bible.

[askingprofduncan]

Hello, rate my art, thank you

I'm definitely noticing a Jeff theme here... also was not expecting a My Little Pony rendition of me. Also is that Jeff and I as those plush keychains Abed and Jaya have? That's certainly a new one for me.

I do appreciate all artistic renditions of myself so I have to rate it a 10/10. I do worry what Jeff may think however.

[thegazettejournalmirror]

In honour of remembering our password (again) Greendale's Gazette Journal Mirror are once again accepting story submissions!

Have you heard or seen some strange unusual happenings on campus?! Shouldn't be hard because we are 'a mighty mighty weird and strange and probably not legal school', in the words of Dean Pelton himself (real talk so we actually can't swear he said that technically but just take our word for it, okay? Okay?? thanks)

What are you waiting for, Greendalians???Share your stories via message! Don't forget our Horrors Humans advice column in our ask box!!

[askingprofduncan]

Oh dear god its back.

[askingjayaduncan]

"what do you want out of life"

uhhhhhh friendship😁 fun😁 pie😁 love😁 sunsets😁 pie😁 cherry pie😁 apple pie😁 laughter😁 mmm warm pie😁

[acesmithx]

How do you live with so much kindness

[askingjayaduncan]

i am not blond😁😁😁😁

[acesmithx]

What does that have to do with it????

[askingprofduncan]

Well personally I have never met a happy or fulfilled blond person. I wrote a research paper on it last year actually.

[inquire-evil-perry]

🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻 im happy and fulfilled at least I will be soon

[askingprofduncan]

So you're not happy and fulfilled currently, ergo my point still stands.

[askingprofduncan]

What would you like to say to Jeff that you've never told him?

That I knew his law degree was fake from the beginning. Law was spelt with two v's instead of a w. "Lavv". I'm shocked he wasn't caught earlier.

[the-great-olive]

and yet you hired him anyway? or was this an unfortunate discovery after the fact

[askingprofduncan]

I hired him AFTER the discovery, after he successfully managed to compare every other law firm to the axis powers of WWII and himself as Winston Churchill. Don't ask me how.

[askingjayaduncan]

"what do you want out of life"

uhhhhhh friendship😁 fun😁 pie😁 love😁 sunsets😁 pie😁 cherry pie😁 apple pie😁 laughter😁 mmm warm pie😁

[acesmithx]

How do you live with so much kindness

[askingjayaduncan]

i am not blond😁😁😁😁

[acesmithx]

What does that have to do with it????

[askingprofduncan]

Well personally I have never met a happy or fulfilled blond person. I wrote a research paper on it last year actually.

[acesmithx]

NOBODY INVITED YOU DUNCAN

[askingjayaduncan]

"what do you want out of life"

uhhhhhh friendship😁 fun😁 pie😁 love😁 sunsets😁 pie😁 cherry pie😁 apple pie😁 laughter😁 mmm warm pie😁

[acesmithx]

How do you live with so much kindness

[askingjayaduncan]

i am not blond😁😁😁😁

[acesmithx]

What does that have to do with it????

[askingprofduncan]

Well personally I have never met a happy or fulfilled blond person. I wrote a research paper on it last year actually.

[prayingshirleybennett]

oooo a little birdy told me we are back on Tumblr web!!! Heeeheeee 🎶🎶🎶🎶 that's niiiiiceee 🎶 thank you, Jesus ✝️ 🙏🏿❤️

[askingprofduncan]

Did Jesus build this site?

[askingprofduncan]

I must admit, the number of people celebrating my return was unexpected. And my that I mean, there are people celebrating my return. I'll take it, I suppose, but it's definitely still a surprise.

[askingprofduncan]

What would you like to say to Jeff that you've never told him?

That I knew his law degree was fake from the beginning. Law was spelt with two v's instead of a w. "Lavv". I'm shocked he wasn't caught earlier.

[askingprofduncan]

Hello all. I am back. You're all very welcome.

Apologies for the unexplained departure, my Mum was sick in England, and as we all know, WiFi hasn't been invented there yet.

[acesmithx]

Mind you nobody asked for him back

[askingprofduncan]

Mind you nobody needed your reply.

[whoisduncan]

fem duncan

[askingprofduncan]

Why am I more attractive as a woman than I am currently. That's not fair.

[askingprofduncan]

Hello all. I am back. You're all very welcome.

Apologies for the unexplained departure, my Mum was sick in England, and as we all know, WiFi hasn't been invented there yet.

[ollie-alooffloof]

I’ve been watching community again 🤧

[greendale-human-being]

🥰🫶

🫵@askingprofduncan

[askingprofduncan]

People actually draw me...? Well, I'm honoured to be someone's muse, I suppose.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

And you look like an absolute trainwreck in fanart and in real life

[askingprofduncan]

Says the man who married a body pillow of me.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

He's better he doesn't have the capability to talk, speak, or say things in a STUPID BRITISH ACCENT

[askingprofduncan]

I DONT HAVE A STUPID BRITISH ACCENT!!!!

[askingrayla-leone]

omg wait you're alive??? assumed you died last paintball war cycle if I'm honest . Hiiiiiii

[askingprofduncan]

Not my fault that everyone cheats in this cesspool of a country. But yes, I'm alive, at NO THANKS TO KIDNEY.

[theduncanprinciple]

wait, there was another paintball war? Ive been trapped in a cupboard for over a year so I wouldn’t know.

[askingprofduncan]

Good question other crazed fan of mine, I think I got hit in the head so my memory isn't fully up to speed, though I do remember two people screaming "headshot" which I believe proves my theory.

[prayingshirleybennett]

maybe that was because you don't give perfect grades to clearly perfect dioramaaaas 🙏🏿 heeeheeee💕 🎶 🎵 whoever did it thought you had it coming.

[askingprofduncan]

SHIRLEY DID YOU GIVE ME A CONCUSSION ????

[ollie-alooffloof]

[askingprofduncan]

Oh my god, people really DO draw me...

[ollie-alooffloof]

I’ve been watching community again 🤧

[greendale-human-being]

🥰🫶

🫵@askingprofduncan

[askingprofduncan]

People actually draw me...? Well, I'm honoured to be someone's muse, I suppose.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

And you look like an absolute trainwreck in fanart and in real life

[askingprofduncan]

Says the man who married a body pillow of me.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

He's better he doesn't have the capability to talk, speak, or say things in a STUPID BRITISH ACCENT

[askingprofduncan]

I DONT HAVE A STUPID BRITISH ACCENT!!!!

[askingrayla-leone]

omg wait you're alive??? assumed you died last paintball war cycle if I'm honest . Hiiiiiii

[askingprofduncan]

Not my fault that everyone cheats in this cesspool of a country. But yes, I'm alive, at NO THANKS TO KIDNEY.

[theduncanprinciple]

wait, there was another paintball war? Ive been trapped in a cupboard for over a year so I wouldn’t know.

[askingprofduncan]

Good question other crazed fan of mine, I think I got hit in the head so my memory isn't fully up to speed, though I do remember two people screaming "headshot" which I believe proves my theory.

[prayingshirleybennett]

maybe that was because you don't give perfect grades to clearly perfect dioramaaaas 🙏🏿 heeeheeee💕 🎶 🎵 whoever did it thought you had it coming.

[askingprofduncan]

SHIRLEY DID YOU GIVE ME A CONCUSSION ????

[ollie-alooffloof]