Professor Ian Duncan

Professor of Psychology at Greendale College No I've never met the queen. (@hawaiianpizzaenjoyer)

[ollie-alooffloof]

I’ve been watching community again 🤧

[greendale-human-being]

🥰🫶

🫵@askingprofduncan

[askingprofduncan]

People actually draw me...? Well, I'm honoured to be someone's muse, I suppose.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

And you look like an absolute trainwreck in fanart and in real life

[askingprofduncan]

Says the man who married a body pillow of me.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

He's better he doesn't have the capability to talk, speak, or say things in a STUPID BRITISH ACCENT

[askingprofduncan]

I DONT HAVE A STUPID BRITISH ACCENT!!!!

[askingrayla-leone]

omg wait you're alive??? assumed you died last paintball war cycle if I'm honest . Hiiiiiii

[askingprofduncan]

Not my fault that everyone cheats in this cesspool of a country. But yes, I'm alive, at NO THANKS TO KIDNEY.

[theduncanprinciple]

wait, there was another paintball war? Ive been trapped in a cupboard for over a year so I wouldn’t know.

[askingprofduncan]

Good question other crazed fan of mine, I think I got hit in the head so my memory isn't fully up to speed, though I do remember two people screaming "headshot" which I believe proves my theory.

[prayingshirleybennett]

maybe that was because you don't give perfect grades to clearly perfect dioramaaaas 🙏🏿 heeeheeee💕 🎶 🎵 whoever did it thought you had it coming.

[askingprofduncan]

SHIRLEY DID YOU GIVE ME A CONCUSSION ????

[ollie-alooffloof]

[askingprofduncan]

Oh my god, people really DO draw me...

[ollie-alooffloof]

I’ve been watching community again 🤧

[greendale-human-being]

🥰🫶

🫵@askingprofduncan

[askingprofduncan]

People actually draw me...? Well, I'm honoured to be someone's muse, I suppose.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

And you look like an absolute trainwreck in fanart and in real life

[askingprofduncan]

Says the man who married a body pillow of me.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

He's better he doesn't have the capability to talk, speak, or say things in a STUPID BRITISH ACCENT

[askingprofduncan]

I DONT HAVE A STUPID BRITISH ACCENT!!!!

[askingrayla-leone]

omg wait you're alive??? assumed you died last paintball war cycle if I'm honest . Hiiiiiii

[askingprofduncan]

Not my fault that everyone cheats in this cesspool of a country. But yes, I'm alive, at NO THANKS TO KIDNEY.

[theduncanprinciple]

wait, there was another paintball war? Ive been trapped in a cupboard for over a year so I wouldn’t know.

[askingprofduncan]

Good question other crazed fan of mine, I think I got hit in the head so my memory isn't fully up to speed, though I do remember two people screaming "headshot" which I believe proves my theory.

[prayingshirleybennett]

maybe that was because you don't give perfect grades to clearly perfect dioramaaaas 🙏🏿 heeeheeee💕 🎶 🎵 whoever did it thought you had it coming.

[askingprofduncan]

SHIRLEY DID YOU GIVE ME A CONCUSSION ????

[ollie-alooffloof]

[ollie-alooffloof]

I’ve been watching community again 🤧

[greendale-human-being]

🥰🫶

🫵@askingprofduncan

[askingprofduncan]

People actually draw me...? Well, I'm honoured to be someone's muse, I suppose.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

And you look like an absolute trainwreck in fanart and in real life

[askingprofduncan]

Says the man who married a body pillow of me.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

He's better he doesn't have the capability to talk, speak, or say things in a STUPID BRITISH ACCENT

[askingprofduncan]

I DONT HAVE A STUPID BRITISH ACCENT!!!!

[askingrayla-leone]

omg wait you're alive??? assumed you died last paintball war cycle if I'm honest . Hiiiiiii

[askingprofduncan]

Not my fault that everyone cheats in this cesspool of a country. But yes, I'm alive, at NO THANKS TO KIDNEY.

[theduncanprinciple]

wait, there was another paintball war? Ive been trapped in a cupboard for over a year so I wouldn’t know.

[askingprofduncan]

Good question other crazed fan of mine, I think I got hit in the head so my memory isn't fully up to speed, though I do remember two people screaming "headshot" which I believe proves my theory.

[prayingshirleybennett]

maybe that was because you don't give perfect grades to clearly perfect dioramaaaas 🙏🏿 heeeheeee💕 🎶 🎵 whoever did it thought you had it coming.

[askingprofduncan]

SHIRLEY DID YOU GIVE ME A CONCUSSION ????

[ollie-alooffloof]

I’ve been watching community again 🤧

[greendale-human-being]

🥰🫶

🫵@askingprofduncan

[askingprofduncan]

People actually draw me...? Well, I'm honoured to be someone's muse, I suppose.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

And you look like an absolute trainwreck in fanart and in real life

[askingprofduncan]

Says the man who married a body pillow of me.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

He's better he doesn't have the capability to talk, speak, or say things in a STUPID BRITISH ACCENT

[askingprofduncan]

I DONT HAVE A STUPID BRITISH ACCENT!!!!

[askingrayla-leone]

omg wait you're alive??? assumed you died last paintball war cycle if I'm honest . Hiiiiiii

[askingprofduncan]

Not my fault that everyone cheats in this cesspool of a country. But yes, I'm alive, at NO THANKS TO KIDNEY.

[theduncanprinciple]

wait, there was another paintball war? Ive been trapped in a cupboard for over a year so I wouldn’t know.

[askingprofduncan]

Good question other crazed fan of mine, I think I got hit in the head so my memory isn't fully up to speed, though I do remember two people screaming "headshot" which I believe proves my theory.

[prayingshirleybennett]

maybe that was because you don't give perfect grades to clearly perfect dioramaaaas 🙏🏿 heeeheeee💕 🎶 🎵 whoever did it thought you had it coming.

[ollie-alooffloof]

I’ve been watching community again 🤧

[greendale-human-being]

🥰🫶

🫵@askingprofduncan

[askingprofduncan]

People actually draw me...? Well, I'm honoured to be someone's muse, I suppose.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

And you look like an absolute trainwreck in fanart and in real life

[askingprofduncan]

Says the man who married a body pillow of me.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

He's better he doesn't have the capability to talk, speak, or say things in a STUPID BRITISH ACCENT

[askingprofduncan]

I DONT HAVE A STUPID BRITISH ACCENT!!!!

[askingrayla-leone]

omg wait you're alive??? assumed you died last paintball war cycle if I'm honest . Hiiiiiii

[askingprofduncan]

Not my fault that everyone cheats in this cesspool of a country. But yes, I'm alive, at NO THANKS TO KIDNEY.

[theduncanprinciple]

wait, there was another paintball war? Ive been trapped in a cupboard for over a year so I wouldn’t know.

[askingprofduncan]

Good question other crazed fan of mine, I think I got hit in the head so my memory isn't fully up to speed, though I do remember two people screaming "headshot" which I believe proves my theory.

[askingprofduncan]

Y'know, when you said that all women who like you are bad people I was PERSONALLY OFFENDED

...

We're going to ignore the fact that you were completely right. There's a body in my basement

Oh, well that's... interesting! Should I call someone about this do we reckon..?

[askingprofduncan]

What's your grandfather like?

A prick. All the men in my family were. Along with my Nonna.

[ask-senor-chang]

carrying on the tradition huh?

[askingprofduncan]

Oh great you're back again.

[askingprofduncan]

Professor Duncan……. Have you ever watched “last week tonight with John Oliver”?

No...? Is that a psychology program or something?

[theduncanprinciple]

@askingprofduncan found this weird figure in your office. I’m keeping it.

[askingprofduncan]

DONT YOU DARE TAKE IT. Mr Nadir made that for me.

[ask-senor-chang]

This you?

the great e tigre does not waste his time with stupid questions alright

[askingprofduncan]

Well you do a bit.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

Wahhh .. I miss Duncan... Wahhhhhhhh...

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

GRRR I WANT HIM DEAD AGHHHHHH

[askingprofduncan]

Oh.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

Wahhh .. I miss Duncan... Wahhhhhhhh...

[askingprofduncan]

Oh so now you care?

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

Look at this loser who didn't see my reblog

[askingprofduncan]

Oh no, what now.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

Wahhh .. I miss Duncan... Wahhhhhhhh...

[askingprofduncan]

Oh so now you care?

[askingprofduncan]

So.. how's life going on?

- @kidneywillstealyourrightball

Go away Kidney. Read the asks tab name.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

Jeez, Duncan you don't have to be so rude, I'm just asking how you are..

[askingprofduncan]

Then I'm great, thanks. Now I assume you'll tell me to kill myself.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

Pfft- No.. I totally wouldn't.. it's great that you're doing great..

[askingprofduncan]

The Greendale Human Being is better than you.

[askingprofduncan]

So.. how's life going on?

- @kidneywillstealyourrightball

Go away Kidney. Read the asks tab name.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

Jeez, Duncan you don't have to be so rude, I'm just asking how you are..

[askingprofduncan]

Then I'm great, thanks. Now I assume you'll tell me to kill myself.

[askingprofduncan]

So.. how's life going on?

- @kidneywillstealyourrightball

Go away Kidney. Read the asks tab name.

[ollie-alooffloof]

I’ve been watching community again 🤧

[greendale-human-being]

🥰🫶

🫵@askingprofduncan

[askingprofduncan]

People actually draw me...? Well, I'm honoured to be someone's muse, I suppose.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

And you look like an absolute trainwreck in fanart and in real life

[askingprofduncan]

Says the man who married a body pillow of me.

[kidneywillstealyourrightball]

He's better he doesn't have the capability to talk, speak, or say things in a STUPID BRITISH ACCENT

[askingprofduncan]

I DONT HAVE A STUPID BRITISH ACCENT!!!!

[askingrayla-leone]

omg wait you're alive??? assumed you died last paintball war cycle if I'm honest . Hiiiiiii

[askingprofduncan]

Not my fault that everyone cheats in this cesspool of a country. But yes, I'm alive, at NO THANKS TO KIDNEY.