one evil goal

evil britta 》 darkest timeline》 anarchist of your nightmares

[inquire-evil-perry]

one evil goal !!! 😝

[inquire-evil-perry]

okay how long does wash away hair product last asking for a friend

[inquire-evil-perry]

you are hot af

sincerely,

@thosecommunitygays

Why thank you, you have amazing taste I must say 😝😝😝!!!!

[inquire-evil-perry]

evil britta, since regular britta can't adopt me, can you? ive got like a bajillion dads but no mum!! if anything, its sexism. misogyny. the patriarchy.

- @askingjayaduncan

Now this may shock you but I come from a long line of wives and mothers . I don't have to talk to Duncan if I co parent do I?

[thegazettejournalmirror]

In honour of remembering our password (again) Greendale's Gazette Journal Mirror are once again accepting story submissions!

Have you heard or seen some strange unusual happenings on campus?! Shouldn't be hard because we are 'a mighty mighty weird and strange and probably not legal school', in the words of Dean Pelton himself (real talk so we actually can't swear he said that technically but just take our word for it, okay? Okay?? thanks)

What are you waiting for, Greendalians???Share your stories via message! Don't forget our Horrors Humans advice column in our ask box!!

[inquire-evil-perry]

Uuuuhhhh seems highly unethical if you ask me.... but I can excuse if you talk about the endangered birds living near the bike shed. Now that's news THE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR!!!!!

[askingjayaduncan]

"what do you want out of life"

uhhhhhh friendship😁 fun😁 pie😁 love😁 sunsets😁 pie😁 cherry pie😁 apple pie😁 laughter😁 mmm warm pie😁

[acesmithx]

How do you live with so much kindness

[askingjayaduncan]

i am not blond😁😁😁😁

[acesmithx]

What does that have to do with it????

[askingprofduncan]

Well personally I have never met a happy or fulfilled blond person. I wrote a research paper on it last year actually.

[inquire-evil-perry]

🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻 im happy and fulfilled at least I will be soon

[astrogirlyworld-deactivated2026]

[inquire-evil-perry]

hashtag evil britta

[inquire-evil-perry]

it's fine we all know Jeff sucks at sex 🖤 don't be embarrassed

@askingjeffwinger wellllllllllllllllllllll .................I think ill let you take this one winger 🤐🤐🤐🤐 hashtag britta out

[inquire-evil-perry]

how good is sex with jeff

Hashtag zip mouth emoji britta .

a woman never kisses and tells

[askingprofduncan]

Divorced 🫵

Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, Survived.

[askingrayla-leone]

I'm Henry the Eighth I had six sorry wives, some might say I ruined their lives

[inquire-evil-perry]

So whoever is next will be beheaded???? And then next they'll die? AND THEN DIVORCE AND BEHEAD ??? STAY SAFE PEOPLE!!!! ⁉️❗❗❗

[askingtroybarnes]

Ooc post

I miss when the community ask blogs were more active, used to be so fun I wish it didn’t slowly fizz out

[hawaiianpizzaenjoyer]

THEY'LL BE BACK AT SOME POINT DW 🙏🙏

probably just cos of exam season and that its pretty dead atm

[kidneystheallpowerful-deactivat]

Dw gang.. WE JUST NEED A REBOOT‼️‼️

[askingjayaduncan]

REAL ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[askingrayla-leone]

Season Two when?

[askingjayaduncan]

YES. lets abed nadir this mf.

[inquire-evil-perry]

Why do you interact with Jeff winger so much when you claim to hate him

To my dismay he's one of two people who interacts with me on here. Pouts. IM POUTING ☹☹☹☹☹☹☹ hashtag sad britta

[askingtroybarnes]

Here I’m interacting

[inquire-evil-perry]

HIII OTHER TROY!!! (Trigger warning; troll dolls) Do you also hate troll dolls

[inquire-evil-perry]

Why do you interact with Jeff winger so much when you claim to hate him

To my dismay he's one of two people who interacts with me on here. Pouts. IM POUTING ☹☹☹☹☹☹☹ hashtag sad britta

[americiumam]

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

[inquire-evil-perry]

ROOOOXXAAAANE YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT THOSE DAYS ARE OVER YOU DON'T HAVE TO SELL YOUR BODY TO THE NIGHT

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for kissing a 18-19yr old being 34?

I, 34M, have entered Community College because I got caught by my law firm (I didn't have a degree). On the first day here, I met a woman, 28F, and immediately tried sleeping with her. Let's call her "The Worst". She always said no, and as the days passed, I started accepting that. However, we slowly started developing a more romantic relationship. My strategy at first to get alone time with her was to make a fake study group, which sadly, turned real when she ACTUALLY invited people. How dare she. One of the people in this group, there's A, a 19F that just graduated high school and had a past drug addiction.

In between all this, I started dating my teacher. I wouldn't dare ask her her age, but let's say she's in her late 20's-early 30's.

On the last day of our semester, The worst grabbed a microphone and confessed her love for me, in public. Of course, my girlfriend was mad. I panicked, went outside, and made out with the 19-year-old, A. I didn't feel anything for her, I just panicked and didn't know what to do. She was also in a very vulnerable state, but... y'know.

Anyway, the thing is that this semester A has been following me around everywhere, claiming we didn't just kiss, we french-kissed. And I feel like a creep and a weirdo. And I really want her away from me. And I want The worst back.

AITA?

YTA

NTA

JAH

NAH

ESH

INFO

Voting ended onMay 7, 2024

[askingjeffwinger]

...uh...

[askingrayla-leone]

alright lads who wants to join the love britta club

[inquire-evil-perry]

ME DUH DOY!!! SELF LOVE FOR BRITTA!!! ALSO FOR THE OTHER BRITTAS !!!!

[inquire-evil-perry]

Wait wait what rayla is here????? IN THE DARKEST TIMELINE? WHERE