CAKES, SHAVING CREAM, AND OTHER ASSORTED ITEMS

I HAVE MADE THIS BLOG TO KEEP TRACK OF MY CHILDREN, WHOSE ANTICS AS OF LATE HAVE BEEN LESS THAN PERFECT. IF ANYONE HAS ANY QUESTIONS THEY WISH TO GIVE I SHALL TAKE THOSE AS WELL.

[askirlmrcrockerbert]

what is a good name for a cronus blog?

[askirlmrcrockerbert]

i think all the rose rpers are out on the nsfw side of parp

[askirlmrcrockerbert]

i was karkat, jade all i was doing was learning.

[anna0w0-deactivated20181126]

[wilburytravel]

IMAGINE MARCHING IN TO BATTLE WITH THESE SEXY FUCKERS 

[artandtravels]

These are truly stunning works of art…

[simonblackquill]

artist

[serinos-kitt]

#i would kill a man for that bow #and with that bow

[askirlmrcrockerbert]

screw the bow give me the swords

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

all cussing is illegal as of Jan 1, 2014

[collegiatecoffeebreath-deactiva]

shit

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

watch your mouth or you’ll be next

[collegiatecoffeebreath-deactiva]

shi—shoot man im sorry 

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

i’m watchin you bucko

[askirlmrcrockerbert]

i feel like riding an ass

and before you say anything

i meant this ass

such a majestic creature

[askirlmrcrockerbert]

another thing i am waiting for the dangan ronpa fandom to produce

a picture of togepi wearing byakuyas glasses

byakua togepi

[askirlmrcrockerbert]

nevrmind

found it

[askirlmrcrockerbert]

another thing i am waiting for the dangan ronpa fandom to produce

a picture of togepi wearing byakuyas glasses

byakua togepi

[forever90s]

LOL at the things we didn’t understand as kids. Checkout the Biggest Disney Drunks.! I never noticed half of them. Click to see more Disney drunks! 

[teenagepics]

It all makes sense now. disney, you sneaky bastards.lol

[auntsuescakemix]

I love the drunk characters they have so much comedic value

[forever90s]

How did I never notice half of these!?

[askirlmrcrockerbert]

.....Smee never once touched anything alcoholic, what you are seeing there n that picture is smee getting ready to shave Captain Hook by foaming the shaving cream

know your disney facts.

[whizzywig]

we wanna wish you a merry christmas

[beepony]

I DIDN’T GET IT AT FIRST BUT WHEN I DID I LAUGHED

WELL PLAYED

[actualassholenimgaluu-deactivat]

I still don’t get it

[nyokren]

Well played indeed

[terezisexbuttpyrope]

THIS IS THE FIRST ONE IVE EVER GOTTEN I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF

[askirlmrcrockerbert]

sign fairy faceless dude

[askirlmrcrockerbert]

so then, what are your general thoughts on oatmeal cookies?

more cinnamon, less raisins 

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

snarky commentary 

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

omg

weve done it guys

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

woah calm down i think we’re good here

[beenerdy]

Please just send me random shit

[thekissofdeth]

this is why I like tumblr hahaha

[cradleofporos]

“What do you wanna know about me?”

[b-l-a-c-k-b-i-r-d-d]

Please!

[askirlmrcrockerbert]

guess who is tired, hungry, cold, and up until recently, wet?

[dimensionmagician-deactivated20]

i am not sure what wet you are talking about but i am guessing you took a shower or got rained on

[askirlmrcrockerbert]

washing dishes, clothes got wet, had to walk home in the cold

[askirlmrcrockerbert]

guess who is tired, hungry, cold, and up until recently, wet?

[beturio-blog-blog]

OKAY GUYS I HAVE DECIDED TO DO A THING

EVERYONE

AND I DO MEAN EVERYONE

WHO REBLOGS THIS UNTIL THE 20TH 

GETS A CHRISTMAS GIFT MADE BY ME

ACCORDING TO THEIR BLOGS

You don’t need to do ANYTHING ut reblog ! Seriously i don’t care if you follow me or not. i WILL make EVERYONE something ! 

So yay !

[askirlmrcrockerbert]

guys i found something out

you can move the stuff on the pause screen around in x/y, try it, i dare you.

[kluex-moved]

PLEA SE WATCH THIS BATTLE VIDEO THIS IS LITERALLY FINAL GAMBIT SHEDINJA JUST WATCH IT

[voidnei]

shedindja is the most gimmicky piece of garbage known to man and it’s great

[askirlmrcrockerbert]

remember when shedinja was huge? everyone wondered how to get it, and when we did we never used it?

all hail the mighty shedinja

[i-like-tomato-soup-deactivated2]

Hi guy’s this is Eternal-Violet-Void’s girlfriend, We decided to post this here since she has many more followers than I do.  PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS.  This girl has been messaging us both non-stop and saying the most hateful things. I don’t know what to say to make her stop so I was hoping to in-list some help from all of you. Thank you guys!

[hotel-de-la-bootiebutt]

SIGNAL BOOST THIS

[britneyymarieee]

Time to expose! Reblog !!!

[fondafeeling]

Urge to punch rising…

[gallifreyanjudgment]

You should definitely contact the authorities, get the fear in her. 

[awesomepigman]

Is she for real…. I just….

I didn’t even know straight people still existed

[askirlmrcrockerbert]

im straight and lidnsey is rude

i have friends/coworkers who are gay/bisexual/whatever

they are wonderful people