50 shades of grey

@askjyggalag

Jyggalag is the Daedric Prince Of Order, who represents logical order and deduction. He has taken account of every detail of the world and every action every creature ever took, whether mortal or Daedric, well before their time. He also believes in certainty and predestination, and for individuality to be an illusion.

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You ever think about taking over Nirn? Maybe It'll turn out differently for you... Unless a Shezzarine shows up like one always does. But you would know about that wouldn't you?

I was involved with the taking over of Lyg. That's enough for me.

I've been waiting for this day. The day when Hircine finally goes through his "I want to take over Nirn" phase.

[Jyggles his juggles]

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Ugh. Go home, Jygglepops. You’re already drunk.

No, I'm not drunk, I'm just trying out some of that popular mortal lingo.

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No I did not. Well, maybe I missed watching terrible mortal shows with you. And making you dress up in my lingerie when you got really drunk. But that’s IT.

Almalexia-chan, you're so tsundere.

#desuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Holy shit.

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THIS IS THE WORST FAMILY REUNION EVER

Oh shut up, you know you missed me.

Holy shit.

Daedric Prince Masterpost

Azura: Ugh.

Boethiah: Ugh.

Clavicus Vile: Ugh.

Hermaeus Mora: Ugh.

Hircine: Ugh.

Jyggalag: Hella rad.

Malacath: Ugh.

Mehrunes Dagon: Ugh.

Mephala: Ugh.

Meridia: Ugh.

Molag Bal: Ugh.

Namira: Ugh.

Nocturnal: Ugh.

Peryite: Ugh.

Sanguine: Ugh.

Sheogorath: Ughhhh.

Vaermina: Ugh.

It would be... YOUR HELMET IS THE HELMET THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!!

I know.

I predicted that long ago.

Guys.

Guys hey guys.

What if.

Guys just...

What if...

What if Lorkhan and I combined to create the ultimate mecha.

"Why don’t you have one of your whores dress up as him, or better yet. Hircine," You said that Chuckles. And well, you’d be surprised.

But I didn’t say to actually have sex with him.

Plus, stop calling me Chuckles. It is aggravating. My name is Jyggalag.

Wait, you told me to do something & you thought I wouldn’t assume you meant something sexual? And yeah, sure thing Sugar Lips. Didn’t realize it bothered you.

...

Go away.

"Why don’t you have one of your whores dress up as him, or better yet. Hircine," You said that Chuckles. And well, you’d be surprised.

But I didn't say to actually have sex with him.

Plus, stop calling me Chuckles. It is aggravating. My name is Jyggalag.

I do not know why I even bothered.

I am ending this conversation, Sanguine. Go be cruel to the twink without my help.

It’s good you excel at the whole dom thing. It’ll make things more organic when I have Hircine dress up as Dyus, & play the the Prince of Order, & the naughty Librarian with me. And just remember. You’re the one who suggested it.

... I suggested nothing of the sort, you came up with the idea yourself. Do you really think Hircine will go through with it?

Listen buddy, you’re the one who just asked if he could dominate me?

I said I wanted to turn you into a mindless slave. I said nothing about sex.

You can try & deny it now, but it’s out there. Everyone know’s what you’re into now. There’s nothing to be ashamed of though Chuckles, everyone’s got a few kinks.

I do not know why I even bothered.

I am ending this conversation, Sanguine. Go be cruel to the twink without my help.

Listen buddy, you’re the one who just asked if he could dominate me?

I said I wanted to turn you into a mindless slave. I said nothing about sex.

Listen, I’m not looking to tie the knot. Well, not your knot. Marriage isn’t my thing.

I’m asking you for one thing, I’ll do one thing in return. A favor for a favor.

And the one thing I want you to do is become my mindless slave. Which you will become whether you agree to it now or be forced into it later. What is your choice?

Wait, I thought you said you didn’t want to sleep with me?

...

Must you turn every innocent thing sexual?

Listen, I’m not looking to tie the knot. Well, not your knot. Marriage isn’t my thing.

I’m asking you for one thing, I’ll do one thing in return. A favor for a favor.

And the one thing I want you to do is become my mindless slave. Which you will become whether you agree to it now or be forced into it later. What is your choice?

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