one tough bitch

The real Lana Winters. Do I need an introduction? 

[askallymayfair]

PSA: I won’t be interacting with any new ask accounts or messages about the Lana incident. 

[asklana]

Hello, lovely 💕

I do hope you come visit me at the Academy sometime.

...Cordelia Goode

Cordelia! Oh, it’s been too long. I would love to come visit you. When are you free?

[askcordeliagoode]

For you, honey? Anytime.

...Cordelia Goode

[asklana]

How does this weekend sound? We have so much to catch up on. 

[askcordeliagoode]

This weekend sounds perfect. The roads should be opened by then! Can’t wait to catch up, honey.

...Cordelia Goode

[asklana]

I'll bring some wine. I know you could use a relaxing afternoon.

[asklana]

Hello, lovely 💕

I do hope you come visit me at the Academy sometime.

...Cordelia Goode

Cordelia! Oh, it’s been too long. I would love to come visit you. When are you free?

[askcordeliagoode]

For you, honey? Anytime.

...Cordelia Goode

[asklana]

How does this weekend sound? We have so much to catch up on. 

[asklana]

Hello Miss Winters, as I'm sure you are aware, there is a group of us who are trying to figure out what's going on with this whole Lana situation. Would you be able and willing to shed some light on the subject?

No. The others have confirmed that I am Lana Winters. This situation has been taken care of. 

[asklana]

Hello, lovely 💕

I do hope you come visit me at the Academy sometime.

...Cordelia Goode

Cordelia! Oh, it’s been too long. I would love to come visit you. When are you free?

[asklana]

Oh no miss, you don’t have to do that! 🥺

It’s the least I could do, darling. You did the same for me.

[asklana]

I didn’t have enough for two cups 🥺 but I wanted you to have it because things are nuts here 🥺

That is so sweet of you. I’m sure I have some I could make for you?

[asklana]

You are indeed. It’s very inspiring to be honest. To know that you’ve been through so much but yet are still able to be strong and have overcome it.

- D

The road to healing is long and winding. There are setbacks and bumps. But it isn’t impossible, remember that.

[asklana]

I brought you hot cocoa 🥺☕️

Oh, thank you, darling. How sweet of you. It is very chilly outside. Did you make yourself one, as well?

[asklana]

I would’ve thought that too. It probably will soon though.

And I’m glad you can handle crazy because there’s a lot of crazy anons out there. 😂

- D

I’m a tough woman. You know that. I’ve been through hell and back. Crazy anonymous strangers? That’s nothing.  

[asklana]

It’s- it’s okay. I just don’t want anyone getting hurt again. We trusted too quickly before and it didn’t end well. I do hope you have a good time here on Tumblr. Hopefully things won’t get too crazy for you.

- D

Darling, I can handle crazy. However, I did think this all would have blown over by now. 

[askaudreythatbich]

Hey fellow brit, how are you?

- Kiera

My greatest apologies for not getting back to this sooner! Things have been rather hectic. Then all that scandal with @asklana being impersonated! Even Hollywood can't write drama this well! And that's saying something! I'm relieved that the real Lana is here instead of whoever that impersonator was. Hopefully they get arrested or something, isn't it illegal to impersonate a celebrity?

Anyway, apart from all that! I have been well. How about you?

[asklana]

I doubt they’ll face legal consequences. It’s happened before and I’m sure it’ll happen again. I’m surprised you haven’t had to deal with this situation before, being a celebrity yourself. 

[askaudreythatbich]

Well they should! It's serious business! I can get my team to look into if you'd like?

Thankfully I haven't experienced this, and I hope it stays that way. And to think I nearly went for an interview with them! Truly unsettling

[asklana]

If you would like to, by all means. 

Yes, it seems they were trying to interview everyone. Hopefully everyone learns to dig a little before trusting someone. It can be dangerous out there.

[askaudreythatbich]

Hey fellow brit, how are you?

- Kiera

My greatest apologies for not getting back to this sooner! Things have been rather hectic. Then all that scandal with @asklana being impersonated! Even Hollywood can't write drama this well! And that's saying something! I'm relieved that the real Lana is here instead of whoever that impersonator was. Hopefully they get arrested or something, isn't it illegal to impersonate a celebrity?

Anyway, apart from all that! I have been well. How about you?

[asklana]

I doubt they’ll face legal consequences. It’s happened before and I’m sure it’ll happen again. I’m surprised you haven’t had to deal with this situation before, being a celebrity yourself. 

[asklana]

Hi, Ms. Winters. Welcome to Tumblr. I have some questions though about this news about someone impersonating you. My friends, people who I trust and care for very much, got very hurt with this information. How do we know that you’re the real Lana Winters. How are we supposed to know that this isn’t a trick. They’ve all been through enough. I don’t want them to hurt anymore. I’m not accusing you, I don’t want you to think that. I simply want to know the truth. I truly hope I didn’t offend you, but trust is a little... difficult right now, as you probably know.

- D

I am sorry this person hurt you and your friends. I should think everyone believing I am Lana Winters would be enough but ask your questions if you must.

[asklana]

I’ve been informed my asks were turned off. Please forgive me, I’m still figuring out this website. Feel free to talk to me. I love getting to know my fans. 

[asklana]

It seems someone has been impersonating me. And not very well, either. Thought you all should know.

@asksallydatgurl @askdianesherman @annegillette @asktammyr @askallymayfair @askmswvenable

[askmisshoney-deactivated2021031]

Oh dear, I’m so sorry. It seems I was talking to the fake Ms. Winters, but I’ll say it again. Matilda and I really admire you and love your book! Again, sorry that someone impersonated you. I hope you have a nice time on this platform!

[asklana]

Hello, Ms. Honey. Thank you for your kind words. I worked very hard on that book so it’s always nice to hear good things about it. I am sorry someone betrayed your trust like that. I hope it wasn’t too terrible. 

[asklana]

It seems someone has been impersonating me. And not very well, either. Thought you all should know.

@asksallydatgurl @askdianesherman @annegillette @asktammyr @askallymayfair @askmswvenable

[asktammyr-deactivated20220126]

Well damn. That’s… uhhh… that’s very good to know. I’m sure @annegillette will definitely have something to say about this.

Well, Ms Winters it’s a pleasure to meet the real you. I hope you are well, despite these… unusual circumstances.

[annegillette]

Now that certainly explains… a lot.

Impersonating is quite pathetic, wouldn’t you agree, @asklana ?

A woman with a status like yours, is bound to have a few impersonators. 

[asklana]

It definitely isn’t the first time it’s happened and it’s pathetic every time. I’m sure you’re no stranger to dealing with situations similar to this.