a clown with thumbs and hands and the right to typ

Noble | 23 | He/They| Mayor of Clown Town bb

[girlnephew]

[gredi-bird]

"they killed Shinzo Abe with that" needs to be the spiritual successor to "they beat Jesus with that"

[that-house]

@kiiingsnake soooo true

[pentecost]

you guuys hear about the guy with 5 peepnises

[mozalieri]

what about him

[pentecost]

his pants fit him like a glove

[jimmyjampots]

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

[liquidstar]

I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay, say it with me guys…

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they'll believe that it's true, then that's lying.

If you are giving someone wrong information under the assumption that they'll ultimately realise that it's false, and that they will find this funny, then that's joking.

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they'll believe that it's true and that their response will be funny, then that's a prank.

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they will notice the differences between your presentation of reality and their perception of it, and come to doubt their ability to judge what is and is not real, then that's gaslighting.

[mojo-chojo]

now dont leave this in the tags

[delphinidin4]

If you are giving someone wrong information and you assume they will know it is wrong, in hopes that they will play along, then that’s a bit.

[spandexinspace]

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

[foxgirlofficial]

pov: you’ve been transported to the 17th century

[uvradical]

#in the article it says that the sailboat sailors were concerned because they could not be towed quickly because of the kind of boat#so they asked Götheborg what type of ship they were and warned that they would not be able to go above a certain speed#and götheborg went ' we are also a sailboat. 50 meters length. no worries :) '#and the poor sailboat sailors were just like ' That's not possible. they have to be messing with us' and then the ship Rolled Up (via bunjywunjy)

[lakevida]

would you rather be on a five hour drive with a thomas sanders fan or a hazbin hotel fan. and you can’t crash the car i’m sorry

[fortooate]

thomas sanders fan because they might be hung. gimme another

[karrakazz]

got any rationale for this or is it more of an intuitive thing

[fortooate]

honestly i gauge all situations with a ‘will this involve me sucking dick’ metric and a five-hour two-person car trip is a high background reading so i’m mostly playing in the margins here? but thomas sanders is theater kid is horny is might be hung whereas hazbin hotel is not unhorny but horny in a currency i don’t accept. i hope you can understand.

[karrakazz]

i dont, but you seem to, and thats what matters

[yotzuyu]

WHAT!

[yotzuyu]

WHAT!!!

[arcanaisthemeans]

Foreskin

[yotzuyu]

NO‼️

[nyancrimew]

do you believe there are heroes left in man

we don't need heroes we need to fight together for a better future and put our hope into collective action instead of single icons that are easy to idolize while losing track of what we're supposed to be working towards

[lohboh]

[lohboh]

Posts that Tumblr will blaze:

• Blatant NSFW that breaks community guidelines

• Christian proselytizing

• Vent posts

Posts that Tumblr won't blaze:

• Spoilers for a shitty game that lines a transphobe's pockets

[transarsonist]

🔥All Organic Blaze It Is Then🔥

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

[woosh-floosh]

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[ikuina-takashi]

yeah

[guryo-moved-to-guryo-again]

tag your superbowl spoilers

[governmentplates-deactivated202]

Tom Brady dies

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[aelfcynn]

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

[writetheworldfree]

can’t pass up this kinda karma

[gerardpilled]

“Thin brows are back in” “skinny jeans are back” “wolfcuts are out” “this style of eyeshadow is soo trendy right now” “big asses are out, slim figures are in”

Hey do you guys ever make your own decisions or form your own ideas on how you would personally like to look that’s not based around what’s currently being sold to you. Is that not possible