You bellowed, sir?

Ah, yes, how nice to meet you. I'm Lawrence, butler bot for hire. I am currently under the employ of one Dr. Nefarious, but will work for others. ((independent RP account for Lawrence from Ratchet and Clank. I would love to crossover with any fandoms. You might see me discussing with lots of Portal RPers. Feel free to ask me questions))

[textsfromsolana]

[asklawrencethebutlerbot]

You said it sir, not me...

[asklawrencethebutlerbot]

atlasdefends, ogglogput, red-tentaspy started following you

Thank you for the follows... is there anything I can get you? Water, perhaps? That is what water-based lifeforms need to survive, correct?

[gideonparanoid]

Captain Qwark is definitely the best character in Ratchet & Clank, which are, by the way, excellent games.

[asklawrencethebutlerbot]

I'm offended that you think so! There are more intelligent people here.

... and robots. Especially, eh... say, robot butlers who look quite a bit handsome?

[damaged-robot]

[asklawrencethebutlerbot]

Of course, even he gets an action figure.

*sighs*

[textsfromsolana]

[asklawrencethebutlerbot]

Except you, sir.

You don't wear boots.

Or socks, for that matter.

Tell me sir, why do you have me do the laundry again?

[textsfromsolana]

[asklawrencethebutlerbot]

Oh my...

[asklawrencethebutlerbot]

Dr. Nefarious would not replace you, would he?

I would hope not. But between you and me...

*looks both ways quickly*

He's not the brightest Lumenoid in the generator. So I sincerely doubt he would get rid of me, his most loyal minion.

[asklawrencethebutlerbot]

How are you doing these days Lawrence?

I have been doing fine... how are you and the squi-- oh, excuse me. These terms get stuck with me - you and your friend doing?

[asklawrencethebutlerbot]

LAWRENCE!!!

LAWRENCE!!! Ready the orb of Gratuitous Immobilization.

*sighs* Readying, sir...

[asklawrencethebutlerbot]

Lawrence, are you really evil??? :/

I just so happen to work for a very evil villain. He pays me, you know.

[asklawrencethebutlerbot]

ooc: I am so sorry!!

((I have been focusing on my other rp blogs and forgot about this one

I will try to get on this more often, and shape up my muse for Lawrence.

Please bare with me!!))

[squeaksqueakbutttouch]

$40 per room, $75 for the "deep cleaning" treatment~

[asklawrencethebutlerbot]

Oh my...

[discorambles]

[orvus-blog]

So, Doctor Nefarious, who’s your friend there?

[dr-nefarious-deactivated2013042]

He is NOT my “friend”.

[orvus-blog]

Are you sure? You seem quite close…

[dr-nefarious-deactivated2013042]

There is nothing going on between us besides EXTREME HATRED.

[asklawrencethebutlerbot]

Is that why you keep a picture on your desk of Ratchet, Clank, Qwark, and you, sir…?

[dr-nefarious-deactivated2013042]

…

That picture is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

[asklawrencethebutlerbot]

Just speculating, sir, nothing more, nothing less... 

[discorambles]

[orvus-blog]

So, Doctor Nefarious, who’s your friend there?

[dr-nefarious-deactivated2013042]

He is NOT my “friend”.

[orvus-blog]

Are you sure? You seem quite close…

[dr-nefarious-deactivated2013042]

There is nothing going on between us besides EXTREME HATRED.

[asklawrencethebutlerbot]

Is that why you keep a picture on your desk of Ratchet, Clank, Qwark, and you, sir...?

[asklawrencethebutlerbot]

Insert-a-creative-title-here- by brithany-tiger

I really wish you would look behind you before you start screaming for me, sir…

[dr-nefarious-deactivated2013042]

Oh. Um…I suppose I can’t really make an excuse, can I?

[asklawrencethebutlerbot]

No. Not really, sir...

[asklawrencethebutlerbot]

Insert-a-creative-title-here- by brithany-tiger

I really wish you would look behind you before you start screaming for me, sir...

[asklawrencethebutlerbot]

justanotherfinn started following you

Thank you for the follow, sir…

[justanotherfinn-blog]

Haha, no problem, metal dude! * reaches up trying to play with Lawrence’s coattails*

[asklawrencethebutlerbot]

Excuse me, is there something interesting there, young sir?