ask the only ship ever, leadership

who says they're divorced?

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Are you guys cool with bvlgari pretty much screaming your relationship for the world to see?

Kris: yeah, no one is really making a big deal out of it

Suho: except for intellectuals ;)

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Hey boys! I don't know if you've been asked this but does Sehun have a best friend? If so who and what was u guy'sfirst impression of them?

Junmyeon: Hello! And yes, he does. His name is Taemin :D

Yifan: thought he was a pretty cool kid until he started eating the ants off of my discarded cupcake...

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When sehun sings baby shark do do do, whose head does it get stuck in the most?

Yifan: Oh god, after five different versions of Baby Shark I then hear Junmyeon singing it until we fall asleep

Sehun: appa once sung baby shark in his sleep

Yifan: that song is cursed

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What was the honeymoon like? Did kris trip over his feet?

Junmyeon: tripped over his feet AND fell face first on the ground

Yifan: And you screamed my name afterwards

Junmyeon: yes, in frustration over how much of a klutz you are

Yifan: "oh god HARDER Yifan please please" of course. Frustration

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who spoils sehun more?

Junmyeon: he does

Kris: no, I don't

Sehun: dad, I want a rocket ship

Kris: *calls NASA*

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Omg I love the mom and dad of the group

Junmyeon: we love you too, child 😊

Yifan: we?

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What are all the things you do when you're at a hotel?

Junmyeon: cuddling, watching movies -

Yifan: sex. Great, amazing sex

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Junmyeon, is it true that Yifan is cheesy ? x)

Junmyeon: he is. The cheesiest even

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Which is the hardest argument you had experienced?

Junmyeon: when Yifan was going to file the lawsuit. He had told me beforehand, and I knew he was being mistreated. It hurt me to see him like that but you know, I was, and still am, deeply in love with him. So my heart, my emotions took over and I made up many different reasons to make him stay -

Yifan: doesn't matter. I'm still yours

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Yi Fan, what is your favorite thing about Jun? (I'm giving you an opportunity to be all hearts. Hehe. )

Yifan: everything. He's perfect

Junmyeon: don't listen to him. He ALWAYS tells me about how he loves my ass

Yifan: well, that IS part of everything

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What do you do for dealing with distance?

Yifan: we text a lot, since SM can't find out but when we have alone time, we skype

Junmyeon: it's not as good as the real thing, and never will be, but it's enough

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When did you start dating??

Yifan: About early 2013

Junmyeon: he had been crushing on me since pre-debut

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Junmyeon has some of the prettiest eyes

Yifan: he does, doesn't he? :')

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KRIS WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME AND OUR ELEVEN CHILDREN

Yifan: but... but I only have ten kids

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Which is your favorite son?

Junmyeon: Minseok. Such a good child

Yifan: I don't have a favourite...

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Who’s yalls fave out of the exo members?

Junmyeon: Minseok. At least the house is always so clean because of him and he keeps Baekhyun in place

Yifan: I love all of them equally. I am not biased, unlike SOMEONE

Junmyeon: they don't bother you like they do to me so shut up

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when and where were you last together?

Junmyeon: in Italy when I went there for the bvlgari party!

Yifan: gotta thank bvlgari for that