The plot thickens.
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The plot thickens.
straight brain: Janis Ian was probably gay lol
lesbian brain: Regina George is the biggest lesbian in the history of cinema and she started the lesbian rumor about Janis to deflect from her own feelings and used hyper femininity and bullying to do the same when she entered high school in the rest of this essay I will-
Galaxy lesbian brain: Regina and Janis are both lesbians who had crushes on each other in middle school. When Janis started testing the waters by flirting more seriously, Regina freaked out and started telling people to draw suspicion away from herself. This pushed both girls farther back into the closet and is why Janis has so much rage for Regina. Regina didn’t just start a rumor that got Janis bullied, she completely and utterly betrayed her by almost outing her and destroying not only their already established friendship, but the budding relationship between them.
facts are facts
why are tree-related terms/words so satisfying… orchard.. grove.. thicket…
A druid wrote this
Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.
I’m confused, what is left…
Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right
You really forgot your whole brain.
she read this post with her pussy
So proud that Netflix recognizes the Babadook as gay representation
the B in LGBT stands for Babadook
Stranger Things 3 + iconic lines
Bonus:
sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it
new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys?
me: dONn’t touch those
new guy:
me: they need the toys to function. if they don’t all have toys they get jealous.
new guy:
new guy:
me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it around for a while. they seem to like that.
Science is rational, scientists are human.
In Taiwan we have a special brand of snacks named 乖乖 (literally means “well behaved” but in a casual way like when one’s compliment a child or a pet of being good) that has green package.
It has become the lucky charm in the IT industry because engineers believe it will make machine acting good (like the name of the snack) and stay in green light (like the color of the snack’s package) when a 乖乖 is put on top of a server.
It is the only food allowed in a server room and the biggest semicondoctor company in Taiwan (which is also the biggest worldwide) even commissioned the snack factory to make a customized version with blessing on the package.
This is how a server room is blessed by 乖乖. You put at least one on top of each server. It’s important that the engineers change them before the expire date because legend says the snack looses it’s power after expire date.
You’ll hear engineers swearing up and down that their server room crushed down the one time they forgot to change the snack. Or some newbie ate the forbidden snack put on top of their server and caused a disastrous crush down.
The 乖乖 religion later spread to all people who want their machine to act nice. In the lab we put 乖乖 on ultra-low freezer (you really don’t want it to drop dead along with your 2 years’ worth of sample/data), mass spectrometer etc.
When Taiwan’s about to launch the first self made satellite in 2017, the develop team even put 乖乖 around the satellite model to prey for a successful launch (it did). This shit is real.
We’ll see who smites who 👊✨⚡
Me, drunk at 3 am, yelling at Odin
That’s a mood.
When EMTs and film/tv production crew comment on twitter threads about Amazon warehouse working conditions like “I work 12 hour shifts too, suck it up” like…………guys. You shouldn’t be working 12 hour shifts either. As few people as possible should be working 12 hour shifts
THIS. Medical professions ESPECIALLY.
Ok but I really, really don’t want to be treated by a medical professional who’s on the later end of a 12 hour shift?! Like that isn’t even just about worker’s rights, an exhausted EMT or nurse or surgeon is a lot more likely to mess up and get their patients killed, who the fuck thought shifts like that were a good idea
I think something specifically related to EMTs, that said EMTs saying such things have forgotten, is that yes, they work long shifts…. But they’re not ON the whole shift.
They have bunks and a kitchen at their station. They watch TV, play games, sit down, eat, can go to the toilet whenever, sleep, and wait for a call.
(source is my step-dad who was an EMT and a fireman my whole life (they got married when I was 5), usually working 3-day shifts, later promoted to fire station chief, and retired)
But, you know what, I’ll just boil it down to soulmate. Let’s—Let’s just leave it at soulmate.
ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted
#or a roomba that’s programmed to recognize their owner and drive up to them for no other reason than to be petted
roomba company, please make this happen
I have a Neato Botvac that has an optical sensor to find its way around (Roombas just bump into things and derps off in a random direction) and yesterday it did its “dee-dummm” sad noise while under the couch, stopped what it was doing, and hummed over to me and stopped beside my chair, with its error message saying, “Please dust me off so I can see.” I wiped it off and sent it on its way, and it did its “doo doo do doooo!” of happiness and finished the living room. It’s never done that before, but I like to think that I’ve gained its trust over the past few months, and it knows it can come to me for help.
baby boomers: we don’t need robots
everyone else: we don’t deserve robots
Arvtdjryfyjdhg CUUUUUTE
life after nude leak
update:
When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted
If your “loving” relationship disgusts your kids then you’ve probably caused them trama from exposing them to your toxic relationship with your SO that you’re now rekindling in front of their faces and they hate you for it
max they mean in the lighthearted “eeeeeew moom” way not like fucking in front of them
I genuinely cannot comprehend how they came up with that paragraph
How is this website free
It isn’t free. I pay dearly for every post
I pay dearly for every post.
Baby boomers: why don’t millennials just work 2 jobs?
Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can’t request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out :)
Millennials: so we’ll get the schedule two weeks in advance right?
Minimum wage job: nah
Millennials: so when will we get it?
Minimum wage job: it’s a surprise :)