The Psiioniic Just Wants His Coffee

II am The Psiioniic. II am also the Helmsman. II was once called Mituna, but that would get a little weird with my Beforian self hanging around the hive. So you may call me Psii, and II am here two answer your questions. My young descendant tends to steal my husktop, your questions may be seen and answered by him. (This blog usually updates on Fridays. II may not be able to answer every ask, but do not be discouraged!) Asks are off tonightanon asks are off just for a while

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As if I could let Two2day go by without a the Captors!

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Sollux 3in glitter epoxy charm follower giveaway!

This is the last of my limited edition Sollux charms, and I wanted to give someone a chance to take him home!  You must be 18+ (for legal reasons), you must be a follower either of Ask Psii, Dragonnova on tumblr, or Dr4gonnov4 on twitter.  

Fill out this little google form, and on Sept 3rd I will hit the randomize response button that will pick a winner at random.  Once I have the winner I will contact them for their mailing address.  I will ship him anywhere! (if the form should not work, please contact me and I will correct it.) https://forms.gle/42rydb1s5BrMV4Gi9

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I just confirmed we have a winner!! @goth-advancements Congratulations!! I’ll have your Sollux charm in the mail this week! XD Thank you everyone that entered! I’ll do more giveaways in the future so keep an eye out!

[dragonnova]

Sollux 3in glitter epoxy charm follower giveaway!

This is the last of my limited edition Sollux charms, and I wanted to give someone a chance to take him home!  You must be 18+ (for legal reasons), you must be a follower either of Ask Psii, Dragonnova on tumblr, or Dr4gonnov4 on twitter.  

Fill out this little google form, and on Sept 3rd I will hit the randomize response button that will pick a winner at random.  Once I have the winner I will contact them for their mailing address.  I will ship him anywhere! (if the form should not work, please contact me and I will correct it.) https://forms.gle/42rydb1s5BrMV4Gi9

[askpsii]

The end got longer than expected, so I’m splitting it into two.  Part 1 of 2: Space Dad ending. Part 2: Coming soon (Phoenix Wright Front is by BMatSantos on DA)

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30+ characters in the last panel, and again, because this arc has stretched over time I’m sure some of these names/handles may have changed.  Feel free to IM me for corrections and I’ll tweak this list as needed. (Extra note, the chaos monster is my own, Keefe the Loat.)

1: @violetvenom

2: @alyrie

3: @aimlesscackling

4: 9ur9l38l00d3d

5: @apocalypseonlooker

6: @tawny-hero

7: theauthorofdemonheart

8: @allydog509

9: casuallyaskerisols

10: @gorypantomime

11: @lizardlicks

12: jumpingjacktrash

13: vastderp

14: rainbowbarnacle

15: @x-i-l-verify

16: @kittencoddler

17: @shadowcrawler10 (both characters)

18: @kayahdhorsemaiden

19: Ariythetrash

20: enfpnepeta

21: @princessponies81

22: gemairanoir

23: @pleasantstarlightnight

24: unfortunatelostcookie

25: queen-sarcasm15

26: @thecutiephilly

27: @child-of-crows

28: @thesmoothpudding

29: @shadowcatcher43

30: @kayahdhorsemaiden (same character as 18)

31: @sillytrollsandfun

32: fandometrash

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It’s been quite the hiatus, but here’s the second to last panel for “Space Dad”! Final panel will be posted next Monday (April 27th).

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Here are the exact credits from the last post as their names appear on the files I was given.

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Today in kindergarten II learned not to sleep on the job.  II also learned that using human idioms in front of Rosa will cause her to hold those words in while they fester until she finds the right opportunity to throw them back at me while smacking me with a wiffle bat. II promise II will try not to fall asleep for months on end again.

Follower OCS:

Caligulasperi

rosewing2003

plutoplague

Mage-of-heart-and-art

Madkenzie01

Prince-clockwork

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Just a quick announcement:  I was in the process of mirroring this blog over to blogspot just in case tumblr killed it.  However, it looks like everything will be fine.  90% of this blog had been flagged at one point (perfectly innocent things) and I had all of them reviewed and they came back fine.  So I “think” this blog is safe for now.  I will continue posting here, I just need some time to finish the next ask because I had to drop everything to back this thing up. This blog has never been explicit in any way, but the jokes could be a bit crass.  I’m going to most likely cut the crude humor while on tumblr.  Just so they have absolutely no reason to witch hunt.  As soon as I get the mirror set up on blogspot I will link to it here.  So keep an eye out for that if you don’t wish to remain on tumblr. I also have an Instagram set up for Psii, I just need to upload things to it.  I’ll post the link as soon as it’s ready.

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1: “Pincel” - Aspentree97

2: Sharkatvantas

3: Quickdraws-quick-draws

4: “Snaggletooth” - tawny-hero

5: Revenblue

6: paintsplatteredponies

7: mummunmuses

8: beastlychildrn

9: “Vixett” -  ask-redglare

10: mrkarkatvantass

11: intp-madness

12: Seanasapphire and askthewindsucc

13: its-me-vixen

14: DragonWorlock (on DA)

15:  thecrazygirlfromgigapause

16: geminidoomed

17: Forbiddenscribe

18: Miramise

19: aclawlesskitten

20: Torturedspirits

21: “Damien Mortis” - muthafreakintheodore

22: artistic-stranger

23: Torturedspirits

24:  variablejabberwocky

25: totalanaesthesia

26: h31r0fd00m

27: hentaihimesama

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Big list of OC creators (Link)

So many little ones made an appearance this time that I will need to make an extra post pointing out each creator.

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The long awaited appearance of the first set of OCs!

Watermelon Tourmaline - ScarletKilometers

Kori - ValorousImperial

Elye - eldritchbi  (formerly TaakoTazco)

Pincel - Aspentree97

and cute little Fantroll grub - Sharkatvantas

Also an appearance by Swifer Eggmop... they have had quite enough.

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aaaAAAAAA MY BOOKS!!!

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Guess who you can now cuddle with if you so wish!

Thank you everyone for voting up the design, your vote really helped get this design pushed through, you’re all the best!

(You can also check out all the designs by other talented artists that were just released here!)

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Yes.  Neuromancer by the father of Cyberpunk, William Gibson.  IIt is old.  IIt is from the 80s.  IIt is the foundation of the Helmsman according to - well - me.  Or find someone on youtube that uploaded the old audio tapes - that’s right... II said TAPES.  Ancient technologies of old, it’s also fun to hear the narrator say flip the tape now.

Then watch Outlaw Star.  You like anime.  Watch that one. Melfina is hot.  Melfina is a helmsman.

And why don’t we break all sorts of dimensional walls and just go ahead and suggest you read a Homestuck fanfic called The Vienna Game by ParaTactician which is written in almost the same style as Nueromancer and stars a gritty alt version of my descendant.

All three of these contain adult themes, so if you’re a minor get your guardians permission.

As for Kuprum, he’s cute.  He’s misguided about the Empire -this coming from a former rebel mind you - but he’s a cute helmsman.  II would accept him as one of my own, and then ground him from the internet. 

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~End of Intro ~

Bring on the OC Babies

Cover - Page 1 - Page 2 - Page 3 - Page 4 (current) - Page 5 (coming soon) -

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Guess what you can go vote on over on WeLoveFine