Ask Rooster the Paladin

Ask/RP blog for Rooster the Blood Elf Paladin.

[askrooster]

Send one of these to my muse and they'll react to having it whispered in their ear. It's a mix of fluff, angst, and nsfw.

"I'm going to kill you."

"You're mine, and mine alone."

"No one's gonna harm you."

"Stay away from me."

"Watch your back."

"Kiss me or kill me, the choice is yours."

"I'm going to make you tremble."

"I love you."

"I hate you."

"By the time I'm done with you the whole block is going to know my name."

"What's that? Cat got your tongue?"

"If you don't leave right now I'm going to kick your ass."

"I want you, now."

"I need you."

"You can't touch me."

"Promise me you'll be gentle."

"You don't make the demands here."

"Stop me if you hate me so much."

"I'm going to tear you inside out."

"Say my name."

"Stay with me, please."

"Don't leave."

"You're the best thing I have."

"Please don't hate me."

"You're all I have left."

"Say that you love me, please I need to hear it."

"Just leave I don't need you."

"Hope is a lie."

"I want to have your babies."

"I want you to have my babies."

[rpstartersanskboxfillers]

My muse just said "I'm not okay. I don't think I'll ever be okay." Put your muse's reaction in my ask box.

[rpstartersanskboxfillers]

My muse hasn't been able to sleep in days. Go into my ask box and try your best to put them to sleep!

[anierous-sunblade-deactivated20]

Please reblog this if you are a Warcraft paladin RPer. I wanna meet more OC.

[silverhandheadcanons-deactivate]

Is your Warcraft OC a paladin or used to be? If so, reblog this!

Hey there folks!

I’m just looking to get an idea of how many Warcraft paladin (Knight of the Silver Hand, Sunwalker, Blood Knight, Vindicator) RPers there are on Tumblr! Feel free to reblog or share with friends.

If you want to share your character name and server, you can! 

[catscratching]

Ymelei (Morningrey) is a Blood Knight - WRA.

[lightandwinged]

Mairead is a paladin, and I have a Blood Knight (Ilianora) and a paladin trainee (Taesni) on Moon Guard.

[tevruden]

Teldoren is a paladin, currently with the Argent Crusade.

[junryou]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope awesome things happen for you!

Thank you so much!! ^u^

[musesgonnamuse]

My muse has gone berserk. They are covered in blood, growling, and acting aggressive and wild. Send in your muse’s reaction to finding my muse in this state.

[reblogkarma-blog]

Your character walks in on mine having a violent flashback and is forced to pin them down for both of their safety. Send me, 'wake up' for my character's reaction/coming to with yours still on top of them.

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[askrooster]

Terrible Pick-Up Lines Meme

"Do you know what would look good on you? Me."

"Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."

"Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?"

"Hey, want to play house? I could be the door, and you could slam me all night long."

"How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"

"I do floors, doors, windows, and you."

"I wish you were a screen door, so I can slam you all day long."

"If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

"Is that crotch sweat, or are you just happy to see me?"

"If I was a skateboard and you were a ramp, I would grind you all night."

"If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you."

"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?"

"I’m tired. You’re tired. Let’s sleep together!"

"Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked."

"Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down."

"Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, 'Fuck it'."

"My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it."

"Remember my name. you'll be screaming it later."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw."

"That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too."

"Wanna play some football? We can both be skins."

"What are you doing tonight? Besides me?"

"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."

"You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you."

"You must be a cold shower, because I'd love to be inside of you."

"You must not have air conditioning because I'm your fan and you're turning me on."

"You remind me of my pink toe; you're small, you're cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight."

"You wanna go skinny dipping in my water bed?"

[rpmememaker]

Harass my muse! Anon or not: Ask them hard questions! Bother them about their relationships! Try and make them hot and bothered! Make them cry! Pretend to be their future kids! Anything goes!

[darkmoonstruck]

Taken

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[reblogkarma-blog]

Your character walks in on mine having a violent flashback and is forced to pin them down for both of their safety. Send me, 'wake up' for my character's reaction/coming to with yours still on top of them.

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[askrooster]

"Listen.. listen t'me... I'm so proud of you..."

Wolf was confused. He couldn’t really feel anything anymore - which was a relief after the burning agony of the Light attacks wielded by the city guards that had mistaken him for one of the mindless undead. He didn’t know who had told them to stop - probably whoever was talking to him now - he’d barely managed to keep himself from going berserk and killing them all.

He had succeeded in holding himself back, however, trying to make it clear that he was not one of the scourge, but it seemed to be a bit late. He could no longer see, barely hear - great. Looked like it’d be another trip to Acherus’s hacking tables, if he even made it that far.

[askrooster]

Hurt/wounded sentence starters

"Listen.. listen t'me... I'm so proud of you..."

"The world's not as bad as you think it is."

"Call it a metalcut. Like a papercut, but bigger and more lethal."

"It hurts."

"Call an ambulance!"

"Help me."

"Are you all right?"

"No, stay with me. Stay awake."

"Wake up!"

"We need to get out of here."

"Forget it."

"I can patch you up. You'll be fine."

"Stop complaining!"

"Who did this to you?"

"What are you doing in a hospital-- why are you bleeding?"

"It's just a flesh wound."

"What do you mean, you're okay?"

"Put it down."

"How did this one happen, exactly?"

"If you didn't want her to slap you, you shouldn't've been an idiot."

"Are you serious right now?"

"Do you remember me?"

"Do I know you?"

"How are you feeling?"

"Don't speak. Just.. look at me."

"Keep your eyes open."

"Look at me."

"It's allowed to hurt."

"I can't do this!"

"Just let it happen."

"I don't care. If it will save you, I'll do it."

"I'd do ANYTHING to keep you alive so don't for a second tell me to not worry."

"You're meant to be stronger than this."

"Pull something out that will fix this. You always have something."

"I'm not actually a doctor."

"IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THE TRAIN?"

"Stop moving."

"Shut up for once, would you?"

[askrooster]

Send one of these to my muse and they'll react to having it whispered in their ear. It's a mix of fluff, angst, and nsfw.

"I'm going to kill you."

"You're mine, and mine alone."

"No one's gonna harm you."

"Stay away from me."

"Watch your back."

"Kiss me or kill me, the choice is yours."

"I'm going to make you tremble."

"I love you."

"I hate you."

"By the time I'm done with you the whole block is going to know my name."

"What's that? Cat got your tongue?"

"If you don't leave right now I'm going to kick your ass."

"I want you, now."

"I need you."

"You can't touch me."

"Promise me you'll be gentle."

"You don't make the demands here."

"Stop me if you hate me so much."

"I'm going to tear you inside out."

"Say my name."

"Stay with me, please."

"Don't leave."

"You're the best thing I have."

"Please don't hate me."

"You're all I have left."

"Say that you love me, please I need to hear it."

"Just leave I don't need you."

"Hope is a lie."

"I want to have your babies."

"I want you to have my babies."

[askrooster]

Send one of these to my muse and they'll react to having it whispered in their ear. It's a mix of fluff, angst, and nsfw.

"I'm going to kill you."

"You're mine, and mine alone."

"No one's gonna harm you."

"Stay away from me."

"Watch your back."

"Kiss me or kill me, the choice is yours."

"I'm going to make you tremble."

"I love you."

"I hate you."

"By the time I'm done with you the whole block is going to know my name."

"What's that? Cat got your tongue?"

"If you don't leave right now I'm going to kick your ass."

"I want you, now."

"I need you."

"You can't touch me."

"Promise me you'll be gentle."

"You don't make the demands here."

"Stop me if you hate me so much."

"I'm going to tear you inside out."

"Say my name."

"Stay with me, please."

"Don't leave."

"You're the best thing I have."

"Please don't hate me."

"You're all I have left."

"Say that you love me, please I need to hear it."

"Just leave I don't need you."

"Hope is a lie."

"I want to have your babies."

"I want you to have my babies."

[mavrykcompany]

Gold and White xmog for those plate wearers out there.

Who doesn’t love a cool pally themed set?

Helm: Glorious Headdress

Shoulder: Pauldrons of the Argent Sentinel

Chest: Truesilver Breatplate

Hands: Glorious Gauntlets of the Crestfall

Belt: Forgotten Peacekeeper Belt

Legs: Pyrium Legplates of Purified Evil

Boots: Life Force Chargers (heroic)