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@asksarahsultan
Americans: everyday in school we have to get up, stand straight, put our hands over our hearts and chant allegiance to the flag. Oh, and if you don't do so, you can get in serious trouble.
Everyone who isn't American: okay..sounds fake and mildly horrifying but...okay
the first three words you see are what you want in life
Don't you worry about me, cinnamon buns. I've just been lounging around the pool in the nude, enjoying the summer sun. But perhaps we should generate some heat of our own, hm?
Oooh, Ms. Sultan, it has been far too long since last I looked upon your shapely form. Perhaps a bit of heat is just the cure for a summertime lull…
“A bit of heat with a beautiful lady is just the thing to cure what ails you. I insist that you come over to my house for a swim. My pool is nearly as immaculate as my figure~”
Sometimes I take a quick peek in the mirror on my way out and get so lost in my own reflection that days later the office calls to make sure I’m not dead, and I’m like, “nah, I’m just workin’ it, hot damn.”
I was tagged for the six selfie challenge by cleopatrathesecretary and a few other people. I don’t really take pictures, but I sure know how to meme. Obvs.
"Hot damn, I'd buy shares of you any day. What are you doing later, hot stuff?"
"Well, I’m free later this evening if you’d like to /come/ to my office…"
"… Wait, are you a /rock/?"
"I certainly am. Smooth, fist-sized, and prepared to rock your world, babe."
Attention, Night Vale Community College Students and Faculty:
We have recently procured a frankly ridiculous number of cats to help us deal with the rabbit problem on-campus. Please refrain from feeding the cats. They don't want to be fed; they want to hunt.
As to the rabbits, yes, we know they are very cute, but the breeding is out of control.
Thank you for your cooperation.
accurate as fucking hell
Night Vale Mixology Series
If you see something, say nothing. And drink to forget. If it comes to that, take advantage of these appropriately-themed libations.
[BOLTS INTO THE ROOM AND SLAMS THE DOOR] HOW DID SOMEONE KNOW I NEEDED THIS
I NEED TO BE POPULAR ADN HAVE A PARTY *CRY*
((well
basically gunna be drunk for a week.))
I have a question, Ms. Sultan. Why be mean?
My dear Palmer, I am never mean.
...All right, well, perhaps the caricature was a trifle rude.
(¬‿¬)
FOR EVERY (¬‿¬) I GET MY MUSE WILL REMOVE A PIECE OF CLOTHING.
"You suck and I hate you right now." Jake removed the last of his clothing and covered himself with his hands, his tail curling around himself.
"It is surprisingly cold like this…"
Jake clears his throat. “Ah. I see.” His tail flicks slightly and Jake takes a couple more steps away. “I must admit, Ms. Sultan, this is rather sudden…”
"Too sudden for you? Ah, well, I can tone it down a little." She gives the impression of batting her eyelashes. "How 'bout I buy you a coffee sometime when you're a little less...unclothed? I'm sure you clean up well."
Me: Wow, this article looks really interesting.
Me: *clicks on link*
Site: WATCH VIDEO HERE
Site: NO TEXT VERSION
Me: *angrily closes tab*
(¬‿¬)
FOR EVERY (¬‿¬) I GET MY MUSE WILL REMOVE A PIECE OF CLOTHING.
"You suck and I hate you right now." Jake removed the last of his clothing and covered himself with his hands, his tail curling around himself.
"It is surprisingly cold like this…"
"Oh, I came in the back door." Sarah does stop staring at his ass, as per his request, but she makes no attempt to veil the innuendo.
"Ms. Sultan. Please. Let’s be professional here." Jake begins to slowly step away. "There’s no need to be so… blatant."
"If you insist, my naked acquaintance. I merely wish to point out that, coincidentally, I am also naked. Do with that what you will~" Sarah punctuates the statement with a seductive grin...somehow.
(¬‿¬)
FOR EVERY (¬‿¬) I GET MY MUSE WILL REMOVE A PIECE OF CLOTHING.
"You suck and I hate you right now." Jake removed the last of his clothing and covered himself with his hands, his tail curling around himself.
"It is surprisingly cold like this…"
"On the plus side, you have a great ass."
"I’d appreciate it if you didn’t stare at it with… whatever it is you’re looking at it with. Where did you get in anyway?" Jake peers at the rock worriedly.
"Oh, I came in the back door." Sarah does stop staring at his ass, as per his request, but she makes no attempt to veil the innuendo.
Quartz var. Amethyst; Piedra Parada, Veracruz, Mexico
...Bring this to me. Immediately.
Creepy bastards.
