on a long break cause of school sry

hi im the adventure time fandom or if you like ADF :3 well ask me questions if you like i have to go fight the litch see ya M!A - none

[thesassyitalian]

okay so my dad was able to get me a homestuck panel to run in a new comic convention in macon, GA but i need some characters so if you want to be a character in the panel just send me your audition as the character. you would need to shoot a video of you doing your audition in your cosplay and...

[shanedora]

[oppidenos]

Are cats even real?

[neednotremindme]

if youre terrified of life after high school clap your hands

if youre terrified of life after high school clap your hands

if youre terrified of losing a stable system thats done nothing but teach you to answer prompts and has based your value as a person on your skill at bubbling the correct answer and you really wanna show it

if youre terrified of life after high school clap your hands

[gotsickofmyoldurl]

hahahaha i’m 24 and i’m reblogging this

[dikesparkle-deactivated20140405]

Pathstuck with Rose Lalonde

Rose Lalonde-Haelong

original illustration maybe…

http://xamag-homestuck.tumblr.com/post/45746653816

Photo by. Chak-Lan

[niknak79]

[desumeowmeownekokittychan-deact]

How low? This is really convenient, especially in Canada where it’s negative asshole degrees out. Besides, sometimes you do need your phone while walking outside, whether for light or communication or directions.

[tramampoline]

like i’ve needed to text people while outside several times this week i’d rather not literally risk frostbite to do it

[tabbibeard-deactivated20160428]

durr hburr techonology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch

[artist-formally-known-as-xazz-d]

I want that last line on a shirt

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

[lazuli43]

[princeshinobi]

lazullii:

so did Gravity Falls just make a Homestuck reference or am i imagining things

[neashine-deactivated20210810]

CAPS

[asktheadveturetimefandom-blog]

((HOLY SHIIIZ i would think it would be the other way around though))

[inboxshenanigans]

Send me "Sexy" and my muse will dress up for you

First person: Maid Second person: Neko (cat) Third person: Bunny Fourth person: Nurse Fifth person: Officer Sixth person: Nothing but the bra and garter Seventh person: School girl Eighth person: Sexy devil Ninth person: Lace panties Tenth person: Any of their choice

[thatgermanbadass]

I’ll draw it too~ (If I have time..)

[asktheadveturetimefandom-blog]

(hopefully i can at some point X3)  

[mcwrap]

i changed hi to nugget in my moms phone

[zoomine]

"The Name’s Max, Maximum Ride"

Via ( IAmEmilyK )

[sushinfood]

this is so incredible wheeze

[bluejbullshit]

ACTUALLY PROPORTIONATE ANATOMICALLY CORRECT WINGS SOMEONE HOLD ME

[asktheadveturetimefandom-blog]

((ooc but oh my god))

i went to my grandma's house and hung out with my family this weekend but the funniest thing happened. my cousins thought it would be funny to ambush me. so they snuck up on my on the porch and tickled me to death and when i came back to the living room the first thing i heard from my bro was "now you know what its like to be the titans in attack on titan" and then he sang the theme song. and i just sat there, thinking "god help me."

[madblueartist]

Rory: Doctor, what are you staring at?

Doctor: Shh..

Rory: Is that…a teenager? Are they trapped in there?

Doctor: In a sense. Timey-Wimey thing. I think it’s time to rescue them from their boring little world. What do you think?

[inboxideas]

Send me a "What?!" for my character's reaction to yours sliding their hand in my character's pants.

submitted by anonymous

[homochitto-deactivated20171121]

because every tumblr should have Queen Elizabeth shooting a machine gun

[tazerbitchinheels-deactivated20]

"PHILLIP, YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN!"

[copyright98]

my name is phillip so that comment startled me for a second

[asktheadveturetimefandom-blog]

"i heard you were talking shit"

[asktheadveturetimefandom-blog]

sry guys!!!

ive been having a bunch of school work and i havent had time to check my tumblr and do things for it so i'm not going to be on a lot but when i find enough time ill do a special thingy for my 100+ followers!!

oh and to my followers OMG THANK YOU!!! ill do a special thingy as soon as i can

im so sowy!!!

[erulisse-manwathiel-blog]

Visit Original Link

I probably shouldn’t be showing this to the Doctor Who fandom but…

[fatalcookies]

No oh my god everyone, listen to this please.

[candylandtimelord]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!

[dreamyoswin-deactivated20141206]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!

[gayandhopeless]

Whovians: OHMYGODOHMYGOD FOREVER REBLOG other fandoms: fuck.

[hamletulilshit-deactivated20160]

I know I say “I choked” a lot…. But I literally just choked at the chorus, because I was stupid and thought “I’m thirsty. I think I’ll drink some water now”….. I can’t look at my TARDIS poster anymore. Oh god. Why the fuck did I press play. I fucking quit.

[kidadow]

Doctor How

[wilfredtennant]

Oh god. I have no words.

[tatennant-ismybrotp]

I dont know whether to laugh or cry. Maybe I’ll just dance

[actuallsatan-archive]

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU FUCKERS ABOUT THIS WATER. 

IT’S BLACK RIGHT. YOU THINK ‘WELL SHIT IT’S GOTTA HAVE A FLAVOR’. WELL GUESS WHAT. IT FUCKING DOESN’T. IT’S JUST PURE, BLACK WATER. LIKE THE BADASS MOTHERFUCKER IT IS. 

BUT GUESS WHAT. NOT ONLY IS IT SUPER MOTHERFUCKING HEALTHY, THEY ALSO DONATE PART OF THEIR PROFITS TO AUTISM AWARENESS AND RESEARCH. HOW FUCKING BAD ASS IS THAT?

OH AND ANOTHER THING. THIS STUFF IS MADE OUT OF ALKALINE FULVIC TRACE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. THAT MEANS IT’S FUCKING MADE NEAR A VOLCANO. A MOTHERFUCKING VOLCANO. YOU ARE LITERALLY DRINKING VOLCANIC MINERALS.AND IF YOU DON’T FUCKING FIND THAT BAD ASS, THAT YOU’RE DRINKING VOLCANO SPRING WATER, THEN DON’T EVEN TALK TO ME. 

SUMMARY: THIS IS SOME BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKING WATER, AND IF YOU WANT TO BE METAL AS FUCKING HELL YOU NEED TO DRINK IT. BECAUSE COME ON. THEY DONATE TO AUTISM RESEARCH. THIS WATER IS FUCKING GREAT OKAY. 

[newhologram]

Making a separate post of this because IT’S NOT TRUE, NOOO, STAWP SPREADING ITTTT.

Don’t mean to hijack a post to say NO U R WRONG but I keep seeing this post and that’s not what the song is about.

It’s calling the MEN the dogs because they’re running around panting and woofing at women. 

“I heard a woman shout out—who let the dogs out?”

Then we see women as dog-catchers. 

And a dog jumping up trying to get on a lady. 

“Get back cruffy, back scruffy,

Get back you flea infested mongrel”

Is meant to be a woman telling a dog (a guy) to leave her alone. 

Then there’s “to any girls callin’ them canine”. Clearly the women are calling the men dogs here. 

“Say, a doggy is nuttin’ if he don’ have a bone” HE. Doggy is nuttin’ if HE.  “Well, if I am a dog, the party is on

I gotta get my groove ‘cause my mind done gone” Dude’s acknowledging that he may be one of those guys at parties/clubs.

“Me and my white short shorts

And I can’t see color, any color will do

I’ll stick on you, that’s why they call me ‘Pit bull’”

He can’t see color, HE is the dog.

So don’t be crushed. It’s a song about guys acknowledging that other guys can be brazen and annoying when hitting on women when they just wanna have a ball at the club and dance. 

[amuseoffirebane]

OH THANK GOODNESS

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

THANK GOODNESS

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

wait

did the baha-men really make a hit song addressing the harassment of women? 

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

well check y’all out

[asktheadveturetimefandom-blog]

i though he made that song for the georgia bulldogs, a bunch of my football watching friends told me that XD