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25, INTP, they/she personal blog, art account is @bluedotjpeg

[badsciencejokes]

[shutupmerlin]

Hello @staff I would like to make a formal complaint that my tumblr ads are no longer funny and nonsensical, but annoyingly frequent and boring. I demand you bring back the frog with a knife. I want to pour vinegar on bread.

[normal-horoscopes]

MAYBE YOU CANT LOVE NATURE FOR ITS INHERENTLY PREDATORY NATURE BECAUSE YOU ROMANTICIZE PASSIVE ENJOYMENT OF A PASSIVE NATURAL WORLD.

I AM BEING HUNTED BY WOLVES.

I CALL THAT ACTIVE PARTICIPATION IN THE ENVIRONMENT AND I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE.

[cecillias-garden]

Caretaker, might I ask how you're managing to outrun them and still be posting?

[normal-horoscopes]

VOICE TO TEXT ALL TERRAIN HEELYS

[aletheyass]

high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you're there thinking it's the most important period of your life and then the second you're out you're like well that was fucking stupid

[peachpitandpomegranate-deactiva]

Tell me this ain't Nicky and Joe. I dare youuu

[ground-zoro]

I have never seen Islam shown so humanized, so relaxed, so innocent and pure. That’s brilliant and funny. 

[just-rhys-things]

This feels like the equivalent of the school girl running to class with toast in her mouth but prayer

[cripplepunk-sylveon]

You all deserve to know dude in the foreground is Jewish, and has done his own version of this with Chanukah where he's literally just. Running out the door reciting his prayers in Hebrew and it's wonderful

[mypersonalgoblincave]

Here's the Jewish version

[unbidden-yidden-deactivated20240]

This is the Muslim/Jewish solidarity we need LMAO

[xueyangs-pinky-finger]

happy 3-year anniversary to this iconic video :)

[shittysawtraps]

hey kid. i know this lab is scary, but the punishment isn’t for you. i’ve got a guy coming in who likes ben shapiro. i know, right? anyway, all i need you to do is explain your gender identity to him in detail. don’t worry, he’ll be bound and gagged. you can leave once you’re done i just needed some help.

[j33zits]

can I get internship credit for this?

[kittenclysm]

“person working for jigsaw for internship credit” is such a fun premise.

[gamecubist]

obsessed with this interaction

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

"People just don't want to work anymore! That's why I can't find employees!"

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Be safe out there Tom.

[memewhore]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[marauders-once-said-deactivated]

[anexperimentallife]

Life hack to experience shrimp emotions

[gummy-eyes]

[afloweroutofstone]

Ancient Athens

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[dalmek]

Same guy

[zoobus]

@memecucker

[spicyblogger2]

Can't believe this post left out the most recent updates from this account

[yardofblondegirls]

i hate star trek because every time theyre like “oh my god the skringles have broken the crankus treaty with the skronglies which mean the flongles are starving because they cant get binkbonk berries” and every time im like “oh my god they cant get binkbonk berries…”