KARKAT P--EIX--ES

I'M TH--E B--EST L--EAD--ER IN ALL OF KNOWN ALT--ERNIA, BOW TO M--E. \\// A dependant Karkat Peixes roleplay and ask blog. M!A: None

[pissvortex]

as cool as this is i am overcome with a feeling of dread at the prospect of a real life grandma in a game series that modders love putting horny sex mods in

[saccharine-saint]

[feministism]

[asktheangryheir-blog]

[[Hey so my wifims fucked so I won’t be able to post anything other than text answers for a while. The moment I know of my wifi’s return, I’ll be up n posting.]]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Rigged AF

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[asktheangryheir-blog]

What are your friends like?

[[MY FRI-ENDS?WHAL-E, TH-ER-E’S GAMZ-E-E VANTAS. TH-E GUY’S,,, OCRAY. H-E ARGU-ES WITH S-ERK-ET WHICH KIND OF WORRI-ES M-E, FRANKLY.KANAYA’S GOOD, R-E-EL SMART, V-ERY GOOD AT MAKING OUTFITS - SH-E MAD-E MY FORMAL W-EAR.THAT’S ABOUT IT. I DON’T ‘HANG OUT’ WITH MANY TROLLS.]]

[snailspawn]

Rb to call notch ugly

[genderfluid-enderdragon]

everyone on mineblr reblogging this is the best fucking thing

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?

Aang: I recall yes

Sokka: can I have it

Aang: …what?

Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes

Aang: what no

Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: okay five minutes

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Zuko, bursting in Katara’s door: HOW LONG HAS SOKKA BEEN A FIREBENDER

Katara, who has no context but likes to mess with Zuko: our whole lives why

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Zuko: this is so messed up. I thought Sokka was a non-bender

Katara: you thought the avatar’s brother was a non-bender?

Zuko: …excuse me?

Katara: [airbends away]

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Aang: I’m starting to think I abused my energybending somewhat

Suki, using waterbending to put out a fire Sokka started: nah you’re fine

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Zuko: at least you’re still normal Toph

Toph: sure am. by the way did you change your hair? it looks nice

Zuko: [screaming]

[honeycranes]

Hullo I return bearing PART 2

Also yes I slightly over-buffed Aang, but back muscles are tasty so I have no regrets

[retrogamingblog]

when you fuck up so bad you end up on the wrong continent

[old-old-veryold-blog]

*Use fly- oh god oh fuck not this far-

[asktheangryheir-blog]

@ask-karkat-peixes​

WHO TH–E FUCK AR–E YOU AND HOW TH–E FUCK DID YOU G–ET H–ER–E? 

[asktheangryheir-blog]

YOU FUCK-ERS KNOW I CAN’T DO SHIT FOR YOU IF I DON’T HAV-E ANY qU-ESTIONS, Y-ES?

[jasper-rolls]

the more things change the more they stay the same

[honeyproducer-blog]

Pretty sure I’ve said “come out you bitch I’ll maul you” word for word

[indigo-shipper]

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@asktheangryheir

[kadywicker]

if ur lgb reblog with your One Straight Ship that u will stan without a doubt. mines mulder and scully from the x files

[doctortay-deactivated20210629]

“Anyone you’re dating who gets upset upon learning you’re bi is doing you a favor by disqualifying themselves from the list of People Who Get to Date You.”

yo this is hella important

[bloodswap-happenings]

Bloodswap 4/13 Upd8!!

Hey there everyone! Big update incoming! The AU has undergone some huge revamps and there’s a lot to tell! It’s all right here!

Sadly, there’s some bad news.

We’re starting with the bad because it’s some extremely important stuff. But the good news will be right after. Also Kanaya Nitram will be used as an example for stuff because this was drafted by deuce.

Asks!!!!

Your favorite ask blogs can’t survive without asks! We don’t know what kind of content you guys would want if you don’t tell us. Without asks, there’s no content, and no content means no blog! All of our blogs are right here!

Drama.

So. Back in February, we had a fiasco where people were sending lots of Valentine’s Day asks on @ask-cyborg-seamstress and @dualshark , which were…fun in the beginning, but then they got messy. We learned about an ex-matespritship and people started to get aggressive and attack the characters. People began to suggest that Tavros and Kanaya were in an abusive relationship, they began to attack sollux for spilling the beans, and such. We would like to clarify that none of the relationships in this AU are toxic. Serket and Nitram may have had an unhealthy relationship in the canon of homestuck, but our Serket/Nitram relationship is anything but unhealthy. Same goes for any relationship in our AU that correlates to an unhealthy canon relationship.

Drama Part Two.

Just because the canon version of a character is one way, does not mean our version is exactly the same. An example of this would be Kanaya Nitram being Bisexual, or Vriska Megido not being a ghost right off the bat. This is an “Alternate Universe” which means it is not the same as canon.

Character Hate vs. Character Criticism

Telling us that our character is incorrect or just bad in general is completely different than telling us a way of improving our characters.

For example: “Kanaya is a lesbian you idiot” is not something Deuce wants to see. They’d rather see “Hey can we see more content of Kanaya and her female quads?”

Now the good stuff!

New Spots!

We have recently freed up some spots, so all our free spots are:

Feferi Lejion

Equius Makara

Meenah Lejion

Rufioh Serket

Meulin Zahhak

Horuss Makara

Latula Piexes

and for our biggest news!

We have a Fanadventure in the works!

Yes, you read that right! We are now starting a Fanadventure for our lovely au! It will be a collaborative effort from everyone in the au and we hope you’ll enjoy it.

Thanks so much for reading this all the way through! We really appreciate it!

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