Last update: 4th February 2026
-2020 BJ is out of the event
-Blog is on hiatus
- updated Notes
Notes: this blog on hiatus, just a lack of motivation to post here. Really a shame, cuz I love this blog of mine but all my others are easier to maintain :(
Intro Post:
Hello and welcome to the non-canon-corner! Also called „the canvas“, it is a giant empty space in the universe where all things not belonging in the main timelines are thrown into. This includes AUs, what-ifs, glitches of various degrees, crossovers and many more!
Of course, a place like this needs to be guarded, as there are many creatures to protect and keep safe from…outside threats. This is where the CANVAS GUARDIANS shine! 3 Mews keeping everything organized and trying to pass time in a place where time has no meaning. Get to know them and maybe even see any friends or other residents of this place. Who knows what stories lost to the sands of time will be unveiled.
Old intro
Current event:
Characters:
Character.RJ_NOT_FOUND Nicknames: Not_Found, Chara
Not Found is the „leader“ or the canvas guardians. Fulfilling the role of Data Management, they keep everyone and everything categorized. Basically acting as the librarian of the canvas. You need any info on someone? 9 times out of 10 Not Found had Data on them. They also are the one answering your questions most of the time.
Askable
Ask hints:
- why are you the leader?
- what are your attacks?
- what’s with your tail?
- what does it mean to be a fused character?
- what data do you have on the canvas?
- favorite residents and/ or sectors?
- can you split into your separate half’s?
Missing Jacket Nicknames: Jacket, RGlitch, Reddy
Are you new to the canvas? Do you need someone to talk to? Do you question your very existence in the universe when you are in it’s literary back-pocket? Missing Jacket is the one you turn to! While not equipped to deal with every problem, they still try their best to make you feel better. While Not_Found knows about the Data of the inhabitants, Missing Jacket can tell you about their Feelings and Behaviors. A little fact them: they are non corporal, even though they look like the have a body. Physical Attacks can’t harm them. So even if a confused or panicked canvas-dweller tries attacking them, they’ll be fine.
Askable
- how are you incorporeal?
- what happened to your torso?
- what’s the most difficult thing you ever had to deal with?
- why is your halo disappearing?
- are you dead? Yknow, cuz of the halo.
- do you like it here?
RJ.exe Nicknames: Reddy.exe, R.exe
A force of evil and malice…tearing universes apart at the seams and taking them o- I’m just kidding, they are nice. While sometimes teasing, taunting and scaring people, RJ.exe want everyone to be safe, even if their sarcastic remarks don’t make it seem like that. They are the fighting expert of the group, sporting incredible abilities and a great attitude to practice with the less experienced canvas dwellers. RJ.exe is always open for a sparring match, though if the battle gets intense, they may use more power than they wanted to.
Askable
- are you evil?
- why don’t you have the glitchy stuff?
- what’s with all the red?
- u got the evil and scary eyes. Do they give you and advantage or something?
- why are you and the other two all the same height when other Mews like Pastel and V1 are taller than you?
- what moves do you use?
- why do you have „.exe“ in your name? Are you a computer program?
Pastel Nicknames: Inky, Ink, Pas
An artist Mew, inspired by some other media. While not officially a canvas guardian, he does help them out quite a lot in things related to looks and design. He may not look like it, but he is extremely powerful. His tail can change into any art-related tool and many of his abilities are able to change how a creature looks like. Most of the time, he uses his powers to draw and doodle random things, as boredom is a great source of creativity. Contrary to popular belief, his eyes and mouth aren’t hollow, but filled to the brim with ink. He can drink any liquid substance, no matter what. Even toxins and chemicals, he suffers from no side effects. Only if he drinks them though. (Don’t tell anyone that I said this, but he has a big crush on .exe from the canon timeline.)
Not Askable
- why do you look so….familiar?
- what do you draw?
- why does your psychic looks so weird?
- couldn’t you be a canvas guardian? What makes you only „honorary“?
- who else lives with you?
- what category of canvas resident are you?
- which sector do you live in?
- dos the canvas have any walls you draw on? Yknow, it’s literally called „canvas“.
Sarah Nicknames: God, Boss, the girl up high (all non serious)
One of the first creatures to exist. She is the goddess of this universe, watching over everything. Well, as long as Arceus does do its job, which it currently does. So, on her spare time, Sarah decided to investigate strange occurrences in the universal garbage disposal, only to find it reformed and housing some strange entities. Now, after creating her own sector in this „canvas“, she basically acts as the higher-up to the canvas guardians. However, all this god stuff is nice, but as a Mew, it’s her nature to me more casual and look at things in a fun way. That’s one of the many things she dedicated herself to figuring out.
Askable
- what makes you so interested in the canvas?
- what was the canvas like before?
- why is only Not_found your right hand Mew?
- you are very chill for a goddess. What gives?
- are the double tails natural or a conscious design choice?
- what’s arceus like?
- as an Origin mew, what powers do you have?
- shouldn’t you be the leader of the canvas guardians?
V1 BJ Nicknames: 2020 Bj, Mew, old BJ
Additional info:
- Species: mew, ???
- Age: canon age unknown but says he was created 7 years ago
- gender: male
- pronouns: he/him
- Height: 1.4m
A resident of the canvas‘ „legacy characters“ sector. Unlike most of his comrades and friends, this version of BJ got lucky and was sent here instead of being destroyed. While not having a world or a timeline to go back to, he does have a small part of his past home inside the canvas, where he lives inside of. Alongside V1 exe, V1 BJ just roams the close area of his home, interacting with the few remaining legacy characters, though they both have received a noticeable remake of their models, now appearing more like modern characters. Seems he hasn’t been forgotten after all. He misses a certain character, who managed to escape the canvas and is now living his life as a streamer. The BJ has extended knowledge of things no OC should have knowledge about, due to him being used as a Sona for a not so insignificant amount of time. Finds humor in his current creator’s despise for him.
Not askable
(Ask hints for him here) most of those hints can be used outside of the event
- can we see your previous design again? The one from April Fools?
- why were you created?
- you got any friends besides exe that are in here?
- you miss someone?
- why does the blog mod (aka, your creator) hate you so much?
- can you break the 4th wall?
- what percs do you have from being a Sona?
V1 exe Nicknames: Mew.exe, 1,5exe, 1,5, old exe
Additional info:
- species: parasite, demon, mew
- age: canonically ageless but says he was created 6 years ago
- gender: gender-fluid (prefers male)
- pronouns: he/him
- Height: 1.5m
A resident of the canvas‘ „legacy character“ sector. V1 exe is in the same boat as V1 BJ, however, he doesn’t show himself a lot, choosing to rather stay inside the mind of his now only friend. He loves to reminisce about the days of where he could have fun without anything holding him captive. He became a lot more closed off arriving here and he’s only shows himself to other versions of BJ and Mimikmew. The change in his design was something he was happy about, though since his appearance shows a lot of similarities with V2 exe, he got the nickname „1,5 exe“ or just „1,5“. He doesn’t mind.
Not askable
- you the same species as RJ.exe?
- what makes you „outdated“?
- why are you so red?
- are you just BJ but evil?
- what did you originally look like?
- are you ok? You seem a bit out of it.
- how is your Mimikmew?
- do you have your own Mimikmew?
- what’s yours and BJ‘s relationship like?
- why do you hide inside of BJ‘s body?
More characters coming soon…
