Ask me stuff. I dare you

well, that went better than expected

now to hope the landlord never finds out about my new friend, because im not about to pay a pet deposit for him

Have a little faith in your sister, huh?

poggers

id like to see King try and tell me that i cand bring him on deliveries

askthecamelotcrew

I’d be careful sending a new pet after the poor guy, Gwen’s particularly attached to the idiot’s face. -M

#her majesty #if King wants his face to stay in one piece he needs to be polite

Garm's not a pet! he's a free wolf, capable of making his own decisions

its not his fault he's so protective, its his nature

well, that went better than expected

now to hope the landlord never finds out about my new friend, because im not about to pay a pet deposit for him

Have a little faith in your sister, huh?

#witch sis #his highness #hes been locked up for so long #he deserves some good exercise

poggers

id like to see King try and tell me that i cand bring him on deliveries

well, that went better than expected

now to hope the landlord never finds out about my new friend, because im not about to pay a pet deposit for him

#the daily happenings of a trickster #its not a crime if you dont get caught

this is your daily encouragement to bring more chaos into the world

order that extra weird coffee. tip in an amount that leaves people baffled.

free an ancient being whos been locked away for centuries

Sweet! Will we be back in time for class tomorrow, do you think?

eh, should be fine

assuming no one tries to get in our way

…..Should we tell the roomie, or would he just worry?

…..you know what, lets bring him with us

itll be fun

Ten bucks says he tries to pet the “puppy”. XD

#witch sis #roomie #i might not be able to bust uncle fen out yet #but this will be a lovely distraction in the meantime

no bet

i need him to keep him distracted while we work

this is your daily encouragement to bring more chaos into the world

order that extra weird coffee. tip in an amount that leaves people baffled.

free an ancient being whos been locked away for centuries

Sweet! Will we be back in time for class tomorrow, do you think?

eh, should be fine

assuming no one tries to get in our way

…..Should we tell the roomie, or would he just worry?

#witch sis #roomie #he would make things more interesting

.....you know what, lets bring him with us

itll be fun

this is your daily encouragement to bring more chaos into the world

order that extra weird coffee. tip in an amount that leaves people baffled.

free an ancient being whos been locked away for centuries

Sweet! Will we be back in time for class tomorrow, do you think?

#adventures of a trickster #witch sis

eh, should be fine

assuming no one tries to get in our way

this is your daily encouragement to bring more chaos into the world

order that extra weird coffee. tip in an amount that leaves people baffled.

free an ancient being whos been locked away for centuries

What... what are those things?

A pair of particularly enthusiastic pasties?

Trust me, girls, this is gonna be hilarious in a few years~

the more you look, the funnier it gets!

yeah, hi, who authorized the double ear infection thats still being stubborn about going away two weeks later

i just wanna talk

to the person who ordered the sweet tea for delivery:

it exploded and got all over me

try again another day, i need to go do laundry now

dont mind me just eating chocolate chips in bed

Those aren't the ones for tomorrow's batch of cookies, right?

...........no?

Sigh....is the roomie home, or should I text him to run to the grocery store to get more?

pretty sure he went to the library to study

id offer to go to the store myself, but im still not welcome back

They'll have to unban you eventually.

Okay, I've texted Sweets, so hopefully he's not so deep in studying that he doesn't even see it.

theoretically yes, since it wasnt my fault

its probably gonna be at least another year though

Might be less. I have it on good authority that the woman who attacked you demanded to see the manager and ended up with a lifetime ban.

#witch sis #mediocre spaghetti cake holds a special place in my heart #blame uncle for being lazy more than a few times over the years

if you can confirm that im unbanned, ill replace the chocolate chips

and get a spaghetti cake to celebrate

its been too long and i cant be bothered to make one from scratch

dear roomie, please also grab a spaghetti cake from the store if you actually see kath's message

and yes kath i know you would make one but its not the same

#the daily happenings of a trickster #witch sis #roomie

dont mind me just eating chocolate chips in bed

Those aren't the ones for tomorrow's batch of cookies, right?

...........no?

Sigh....is the roomie home, or should I text him to run to the grocery store to get more?

pretty sure he went to the library to study

id offer to go to the store myself, but im still not welcome back

They'll have to unban you eventually.

Okay, I've texted Sweets, so hopefully he's not so deep in studying that he doesn't even see it.

#how was i supposed to know that people would get so defensive over toilet paper?#that lady was the one who started throwing the laundry sauce at me #from there it was self defense

theoretically yes, since it wasnt my fault

its probably gonna be at least another year though

dont mind me just eating chocolate chips in bed

Those aren't the ones for tomorrow's batch of cookies, right?

...........no?

Sigh....is the roomie home, or should I text him to run to the grocery store to get more?

#witch sis #you begin a war in the toilet paper aisle one time.....

pretty sure he went to the library to study

id offer to go to the store myself, but im still not welcome back

dont mind me just eating chocolate chips in bed

Those aren't the ones for tomorrow's batch of cookies, right?